Chapter 5
giving up :(
INTENSE SQUEALING NYAS FLOOODED FROM YOU AS YOU HEARD THSI WOW
so now you had to get money. seriously what are you going to throw at red other than yourself (WOW LEWD)
SO ANYWAY
you guys got in.
and you went into the Dressing Room
wait. do strip clubs even have dressing rooms i don't know please kIll me
...anyway so red did the undressy thing WOW
"why are you bleeding and staring at me" that threw you off of your suxuol funtanseez of tas-
ok that's too lewd Forget It
"why are you getting undressed ur in the Perfect Outf-"
oh my god.
armor.
cute. armor.
JUST KIDDING YOU WERE IN YOUR DREAMS AGAIN
red was still in her Normal Attire
"OK IT'S TIME TO GO RED BYE" you tHREW HER ON THE POLE
red showed off her skILLZ
now i can't describe this but i want you to think of yourself hula hooping a red hula hoop
yes. it was that hard to describe
okay start thinking about it again EXCEPT FASTER
AND FASTER
M A C H 1
money is rendered Useless when it comes to this. it all got shredded
YOU CAN EVEN SAY RED BECAME HER OWN SW OR D
WAIT
THIS WASN'T EVNE YOUR PLAN YOU FUCK
FUCFUKFCUKUK
SHIT
ok. ok. It's time for the Private Rooms.
So. You Went
To The Private Rooms
"okAY red WE NEED TO DO THIS QUICK"
"ok" so red do the Cally thing with her sword.
no knife. sword. knife. sWORD. KNIFE. SWORD!!!!!! KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
ok sword
AND EVERY RED WAS THERE. ALL RED.
RED
HOYL FUCK
ok ok
"ok be as rough as you can guys im leaving" red said as she walked out to live her dream as a doll prostitute
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" YOU SCREAMED AS EVERY RED PUT ON TYHE RI STRAP ON KNIF S AAND STBABED YOU EVERYWHERE
THE R E WAS KNIFE FUCKIGN, KNNIFE SUCKING AND EVEN KINF E C UC C K ING
COOOKING? YES., THER E WA SALSO KNIFE YIRUOEYFEHASJMFGJHDXKF TH ER E WAS ALL KIDNS OF S HT I
WHO WOULD HAVE KNONW THAT EACH RED HAD THE IR OWN FETISH ON OIF THEM ATTTMEPIGN ETED TO E A T YOU
HOLY SHIT
so you deide the edn ed
haha no.
SO all of the red dispaoeprer
and you were lEFT.... A
um
thats
not good to descriBE SO I'LL SKIP IT
SO
red walky backy iny andy seey youy.
"you got FUC KED UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but thats a-ok because now i can hospital the fuck out of you :)" red did the Emote 1 thing
so red PICKED UYOU UP. no seriously being a prostitute makes you a STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN!! ok!!! (don't actually do it ok - koishi)
"BITCH UP, GIRLS!!!" RED S CER,EMED AS SHE RAN OUT OF THE C L U B
"red my body is literally meltign every decision i've made up to this point i regret a Lot" yuo managed to say even though ur mouth was gone.
orgies can fuk yuo up man!!!!!!
"ok" so red just THREW YOU ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN TO THE HOSPITAL
YOU BROKE A WINDOW GJ
and red was already there what the fuck how did she do this who
"hello dOCTOR RED HERE REPORTING ON BOOTY PATROL i have a paitent let me in"
"DOCTOR RED THIS PERSON IS LITERALLY DEAD YOU CAN'T OPERATE"
"SHE;S ALIVE I KNOW THIS YOU DUCK"
"I MAY BE A DUCK BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO RUB IT IN!!!!"
"JUST LET ME IN YOU BREAD EATING SWIMMER THING"
"GOSH RED YOU'R E SO RUDE TO ME BUT WITH THE OTHERS OYU'RE PERFECTLY FINE WHY ARE YOU DOI-"
"YOU AR E CAUSING MY FRIEND HERE TO DIE YOU FUCK"
"FINE..................................................................."
so the duck let yuo guys in FINally................
AND RED RUSHED TO THE NEARES T ROOM SHE KICKED OUT SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T REALLY EVEN NEED TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL
"ok SO today we're sadly not going to make you a Loose Pussy Angel with a shit technique ok we're here to HEAL YOU ok" red said as she just. i don't know fucking imploded??????
"fjhgkhsdjkhfgjfkjdgjkfhhsdfhfgkdg" you said as ur body just also... imploded as well but Slowly
red stabbed this red jelly thing and then sTABBED YOU and then u wer fien yay
"red.......................YUO SAVED ME..."
"no problem neko chan ur a great g-" REGRET???
"what" ?????
"Friend!!!!!" oh
"ok :(" friend zoned by ur own crush man thats sad
"ok so we need to test that everything's ok alrigth is that ok with you ok and ok" ok
"LEFT FOOT ONE STOMP" rED SCREECHED
its time to DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE HOOOOOOOO
SO YOU DID THE THING
and u wer perfectly fine it was great
unytiool SUDEDN
JANENEENNEBENEN
fuckign ecuse em
"hoh shti its you again" red sed
"Nenyenyyannyesayyanynenyaenyea" WHAT
"you remidn me of when i spoke in keysmahs" red
"NFJHGDEDHFJDHGVFFKJGHHSDJSJHDKJHSFDHJK"
"nyucking nyitch"
"Whoa. What the fuck did you just say to me? I'll have you kno-" blah blah blah lets continure
this is it. ht e ultamITE FITHG. between Red and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
whoever the fuck this bootleg red is idk
suden stab
the bootleg red is dead
dING DONG TH E WICKED WITHC IS DEAD
just kid she aliv (i'm upset too don't worry)
how will we decide whos the red
why are we decide whos the r- lets have a wet shirt contest
our host is,,,,,,,,,,,,,
someone who's totally not the author because they're not wearing a hat hAHAH SEE??
"ok so. Remove their clothes" the host said
for no good reason what a sicky fucky
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OYUR HAND S OFF OF ME" RED SCREAMED,,,,,
"ok we know whos the real red. Kill the other one." the host said. agian.ss
"u cant kill me!!!! i hav dark magic" the FAKE red protested
the other one was kill anyway. yay
"can we just go home plx" red sed.
"ok u Bitch." you sadi
"Ho." red respindeodnd.
so u went hom.
but ther wer girl.
whos that girl living in that haunted mansion
"u better know my name because i am......."
"oh shit i forgot the lyrics" who is this girl
"who are you!?!?!" you quesution!!!!!!!
"im ashley. Bitch." wow rude
"wel u need 2 get out right now! RIHGHT NWO! RIGH TONWO T!"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"Yes"
"No"
"Oui"
"Non"
"Si" ok thats enough
"No"
"well why are u herw/!??!"
"im here............... to get RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
gasp
"no!!!!!!!!"
"yes" ashley rip red awya. oh ok
"i shal do. a romantic kiss"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it was close. and close. and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and close, and very close
and then........ they kiss!!!! GASP!!
"no........... i was going 2 confes 2 red......"
"lol ur too late"
red hasnt said anything during this what even
they went inside. but something was wrong
red screamed
"DOOR STUCK!!!!!!!! DOOR STUCK"
"OH SHIT" ASHLEY SCREMAD AS WELL. THE DORO WAS SUTCK
"wel red it looks like u love this Bitch so im leaveing bye"
"ok :("
the end
nOT
HAHA
"pls com bac neck chan......."
"no"
"plx"
"no"
":("
"no"
"ill be a stripper"
"ok"
and so u broek door!!!!! and then ashley dispapetn. fuck
"ok do it"
"what"
"strip"
"ok"
red took off her.....................................................
hood.
"thats hot........" you sed.....
and so u and red went in the house............
red lie on bed................
and u put the finger......
in.......
the doll p-
you woke up.
it was all a dream.
you looked around at ur mess of a room
red was there walking out the windows
the.. end
ok thats it for this series, i'll be here never