April Fools
Steve
His Prank
Steve was a classic hide behind the corner and jump out on you. Harmless really, apart from that time you were carrying piping hot coffee and end up spilling it over yourself. After that he was a bit more careful when trying to scare you.
Your prank
It was only once, and it was after the coffee incident. You put pink hair dye in Steve’s shampoo, after him being called Captain Pinkie for the day you helped him get his hair back to normal.
Tony
His Prank
Tony prank involved whipped cream and mechanical arms shooting out of walls to get you whenever you weren’t expecting it. You were a mess by the end of the day.
Your prank
Tony hates spicy food. So after you cleaned yourself up you made the two of you dinner, though you laced Tony’s with ghost chilli pepper. You took more pleasure than you expected as you watched him squirm.
Thor
His prank
Thor did not understand pranks at first, but after a conversation with Mr Barton he had an idea. He placed his hammer up against the fridge door. He thought this was a prank, until you picked up the hammer and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
Your prank
Thor thought he was going mad. Everything was in different places and you didn’t seem to notice. It wasn’t until Thor saw swapping the vase and the fruit bowl that he realised what was going on.
Bruce
His prank
It was under the influence of Tony. He placed a bucket on gunge on top of the bedroom door and called you in. Not expecting anything you walked in to the bedroom only to be covered head to toe in green gunge.
Your prank
It was a revenge prank that involved the help of a friend, more specifically your friends cat. Bruce hated cats. So you brought your friends home and made him believe that you had adopted it, fake paper work and everything. He was not happy that he was fooled when your friend came to pick up Jeff, the cat.
Clint
His Prank
Flour arrows. Blasted bloody flour arrows. The exploded in front of your feet whenever you weren’t expecting it. Covering you head to toe in flour.
Your prank
You swapped his bow with a toy bow (with a little help from Natasha). Havoc ensued, pillows thrown everywhere, sofas upturned, tables thrown across rooms. He really was desperate to find his bow.
Sam
His prank.
Sam was into the classic hide behind doors and smash you in the face with a cream pie. Simple classic and hell to clean up after
Your prank
Sam hates spiders. So naturally you put a fake-robot tarantula in his lunch box and watch him scream as he opens the box.
Pietro
His prank
Pietro would quickly pick you up out of the room and lock you by yourself in another. He apparently thought it was funny to disrupt important S.H.I.E.L.D. meetings in this way.
Your prank
Pietro says the stupidest things when he’s asleep, so over the course of the year you record them. You share them with the team, the one they found the funniest was when the two of you and Wanda flew to Asguard with an elf named Clint on a pink dragon called Tony and met a woman selling unicorns in the market called Natasha.
Wanda
Her prank
Wanda moves things with her powers just as you reach for them. Something small but god damn annoying.
Your prank
Pranking Wanda was difficult because on April fools day she was always one step ahead of you, you figured that she read your mind. You accepted that you would never be able to prank her, until you read a book called “Sister Assassin”. You discovered that the key was spontaneity. So you did things without thinking. Whipped cream to the face, glitter attack from behind and splashing water at her from the sink. It annoyed Wanda how she was never able to predict these, but she concluded that she couldn’t predict them because you had no idea what you were doing until you were doing it.
Maria
Her prank
Maria was deadly serious at work, but at home that was another story all together. She had something prepared for you around every corner. Once you opened up your cereal box, screamed and threw it across the room at the sight of the huge spider within it. A moment later you herd Maria laughing from the living room.
Your prank
It was simple, you changed the position of things on her desk before she got to work. You had already hijacked all the security cameras, wore gloves, booties around your shoes, you wore a hair net, you did everything you could not to get caught. It drove her insane not knowing who did it, until she saw the goofy smile on your face.
Natasha
Her prank
Natasha wasn’t usually into holidays, but she shared a special affection for April fool’s day and you were frequently the butt of her pranks. She was a pro at hiding around corners to scare you. There was also all the hiding object, the whoopee cushions and the fake bugs. April fools day with Natasha was certainly an experience.
Your prank
It was incredibly difficult to prank the red headed S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent. The was one prank you managed to pull off though, you changed every framed picture in your shared apartment with the same picture over and over again of dogs playing poker. This annoyed her and it didn’t take her long to locate where you hid the pictures and replaced them. She was annoyed because you managed to get it passed her, and because when she rolled over to check the time on the morning she didn’t see her favourite photo of the two of you together.