Johntale
Dream Bubbles
John’s POV:
You wake up in a bed of yellow flowers which somehow protected you against the crashing of your fall.
“What is this place?”
“This is the underground, fuckass.” A tiny grey crab waves one of his pincers at you. “I guess I should welcome you since no else is here. Except that flower. Stay away from it.”
“HERE IT IS KILL OF BE KILLED!”
You ignore the rabid flower and follow the crap through some tunnels that have paintings of naked horses. Is that a football player playing against a horse?
“Hey Mr. Crab, where are we going?”
“We are going to the house of the witch; she probably knows hot to send you back where you belong.”
After crossing through an abandoned house and a hidden tunnel, you and your crabby friend arrive at a snowy forest.
“Hi there.”
A strange ominous presence is in your back, and there is a feeling of dread that you can’t describe. You turn around, but see nothing.
“Wow, you are slow.”
You turn to your original position, but this time you are faced by a weird cat… is that a cat? Okay, a catbird.
“Boo.”
“Oh Jesus, you scared me for a bit!”
“I am just messing with you, bro.”
The catbird jumps forward and rests over your hair like if it was a hat.
“You have a nice bed for a head.”
“Ignore that feathery jerk, we have to meet the witch soon!”
You continue your quest with your two new friends, and suddenly arrive at a pond. A feminine naked figure comes out of the water and flips her hair with elegance.
“Hello, Karkat.” She says with a smirk. “I was getting boooooooored with no one visiting my pond in hoooooooours.”
“I have no time for your games, Serket. I have to take this human to the witch.”
“Hey, is this a human? I haven’t seen one before.”
The watery creature gives you a very audible wink and you blush a bit.
“Hi, I am John.”
“I am Vriska, and this is my sacred pond where only important people can cross. However, you seem nice John.”
“Don’t follow her tricks, human. She is a dangerous nymph!”
“I don’t know, Karkat. Maybe she can help us get to the witch’s house.”
Vriska takes your hand, and helps you walk over the water of the pond like if it was solid floor.
“So this is what Jesus like sto do for fun.”
“What is even a jegus? Karkat asks.
However, before you are able to respond, a big spear comes out of nowhere and makes tidal waves that almost make you fall.
“What was that?”
“Shit, it is my ex.”
A muscular fish woman is running across the water at high speed, and she punches you so far that you fall over the top of a tree. She climbs the tree before you could even move, and points a spear at your face.
“What the fuck where you doing holding my girl’s hand?”
“Meenah, I am no longer dating you! Leave him alone!”
“Why didn’t you dated another monster instead?! Humans are assholes!”
“I just met her, miss, and…”
She takes you by your throat and lauches you many yards away. You fall painfully on a travelling cart full mushrooms.
“Hey, get out of my cart.” Says the Salamander driver. “You are ruining my mushrooms.”
You do as the salamander says, and continue your journey through this mysterious land.
“Now how do I get to the Witch?”
“Maybe I can help.” You look to the side of the road and see a colorful bard wearing puffy pants and a long cape. “There is a caravan moving ahead of this road, and the travelers sell magical items to local witches and magicians.”
“Thanks, dude. I would like to pay you, but I don’t have money.”
“You can always pay me with a kiss.”
“Good one.”
“No, seriously.”
You run away from the bard as fast as you can, and end up in a camp site where the caravan crew is resting. They are… interesting.
“Hi, I am Roxy, and this is my sister Rose.”
“Meow.”
Everyone here is a cat person, except for a skull girl and a pale guy sewing some dresses.
“Hi, I am John. I am looking for a witch that can help me return home, but I lost my path.”
“A witch? Maybe my Kana can help you.”
The pale guy is summoned by his girlfriend, and you think she is his girlfriend since they both share a kiss, and then waves goodbye. He guides you through a forest of strange trees, and there is one weird stump that…
“John, avoid that stump for the love of all that is beautiful.”
“Why?”
“If you are in close proximity to it you will become suicidal.”
The stump is calling you, but you must resist the fake desire to die.
Finally, you arrive at the witch’s place, which is an old hut with a big garden full of vegetables and flowers.
“Kana, I am so glad you are here.” Says the witch that is watering her plants. “Your potion is ready.”
“Jade, this man came here for your help.
“Oh, a human? I will prepare the magical book now. Your potion flasks are on the table of always, Kana.”
The witch greets you with a kiss of welcome, and she guides you inside the hut. The place has many hunting trophies and weapons, and there is some alchemical device makes bubbles and steam in the center of the room. Kana takes some flasks from the table of the kitchen and drinks one, which make him change his appearance into… a woman? A really beautiful woman dressed in red.
“What are you looking at, human?”
“Sorry, it is just that… does Rose knows?
“Of course.”
She is looking at you with a bit of anger, but finally the witch come to the rescue.
“I have the spell needed to make you return to the surface, but it requires some from of introspection. First, I need you to look at this mirror.”
You look into the mirror Jade pointed at, and there is something… weird.
“Huh?” You are worried about this. Is your reflection supposed to be… so gray? Now that you think about it, everyone in this world is a colorful creature, but you are the only thing that doesn’t belong.
Waking World
“I AM GRAY!”
“John…”
You wake up next to Vriska, and the clock says it is 6 AM. That was a weird dream, but was it just random stuff or was your brain trying to tell you something?
Dream Bubbles
Kanaya’s POV:
Working at a fashion company is stressing, but the rewards are worth it. You arrive in your fancy limousine at your home, and are received by your daughter.
“Mommy, mommy!”
You carry your child inside the house and search for your beautiful wife.
“How was your day at work, honey?”
“I had a meeting with sone celebrities that don’t know how to dress properly. At the end I fixed the problems with their disastrous designs.”
“It is so wonderful what you do, my dear Kanaya.”
Your wife seats over your legs, and even if you no longer have male genitalia you still feel aroused by this. You just look up to her and try to reach her lips…
“Do you think we should watch the new Ghostbusters movie, sweetheart?”
Over you is John wearing a cocktail dress and a fake blond wig!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Waking World.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Kanaya, I am trying to sleep.”