Avengers One-Shots/Imagines

"Woah, hold up, did I just hear you correctly?" Tony leant forward from his position on the sofa, surprise obvious on his face. 

You were sat with all the male Avengers in the Tower, drinking. A well deserved night off had come around and the ladies had decided to go out on the town, leaving the all the men to fend for themselves. 

You blushed and hid your face in your hands. You were the kind of drunk that made you involuntarily admit stupid shit, and regret it right afterwards. 

"Seriously?" Bucky asked, just as surprised as Tony. 

"Is it really that big of a deal?" You asked, picking up your beer of the table and taking a swig, your face still red. 

"Not even once?" Clint asked, his lips pulling slightly at the edges as he tried not to laugh. 

"To answer your question: yes, it is a big deal!" Tony said with a huge amount of exaggeration.

"I can't believe it. You've never had your first kiss." Bucky said, looking at you in wonder. He always thought you and Nat had something going on. 

"Nope, now can we please move this conversation along?" You asked pleadingly. 

"Even Mr.Rightous here has had his first kiss, and he's still stuck in the ways of the 40's where there was no sex till marriage!" Tony said, pointing at Steve.

Steve and Bucky glared at him. 

"Bucky had his fair share of sexual partners, pretty sure he didn't marry any of them." Steve joked. 

"As did your father, Stark." Bucky said, smirking, earning a glare from Tony. 

You thought the conversation had diverted from you indefinitely. You were wrong. 

"So what are we going to do about Y/N? He must have his first kiss." Thor said matter of factly, patting your shoulder. 

"Nothing!" You squeaked in a voice that was very unmanly, "You will do nothing! Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to get some rest." You stood up and ran from the room in a hurry, not only forgetting your wallet and jacket, but your phone. 

Tony grinned his mischievous I-have-a-plan smile. "Thor, pass me Y/N's phone."

***

The next morning you woke with a start when your alarm clock went off. You rolled over and shut it off and then went to grab your phone. 

"Shit." You muttered sleepily when realisation kicked in. You'd left it downstairs. Somehow you knew you'd love to regret it. 

After a quick shower, you ran downstairs to join the people in the kitchen. 

"Whoever has it, give it to me right now." You deadpanned. 

You were met with confused and innocent expressions. 

"My phone. One of you has it and I'm betting it's Tony." You raised an eyebrow at him.

"You mean the phone on the table?" He asked in the most casual voice he could muster.

You looked over and saw your phone there, on the table. You picked it up and inspected it. Wallpaper and lock screen were the same. No texts had been sent. No calls made. 

"Hmm." You narrowed your eyes at everyone, not fully believing no one had touched it. You said nothing though, and began making breakfast.

Halfway through breakfast Maria walked in. On her way to the fridge she walked past you, which coincidently was the exact same time your phone started playing a song. Not just any song though, no. It started playing I Kissed A Girl. 

"What on Earth...?" You frantically tried shutting your phone off, looking around the room, hoping someone would offer an explanation. 

Maria raised an eyebrow at you. "Trying to hint something, are we?" Humour was evident in her voice. 

"What? No! I have no idea why it's even doing this!" You groaned, inwardly praying the ground would swallow you whole. 

Maria grabbed a water bottle from the fridge before coming up to you, kissing your cheek, winking at you and leaving. 

You sat silent, absolutely dumbfounded. 

"Aw, did the pretty lady make you go all shy?" Tony mocked, nudging your shoulder. 

Clint and Steve snickered but said nothing. 

You rose from your chair and left the kitchen, food now the last thing on your mind. 

***

You'd managed to shut the song off earlier, but you still had no idea why it even played in the first place. You went about your day as usual with no more phone incidents and you'd almost forgotten about it. Then you walked past Sharon.

Your phone blasted that song again and aside from jumping out of your skin at the shock, you rolled your eyes at how typical this was. 

Sharon stopped and looked at you, clearly amused. 

"I have a boyfriend, Y/N." She said, biting back a laugh. 

"It's not me!" You said exasperated. 

"You're so adorable." She grinned, before walking forward and placing a kiss on your forehead. She then walked away, leaving you just as dumbfounded as earlier. 

***

On the way to your room to collect something you saw Sif and Wanda deep in conversation. You were hoping to slip by them unnoticed, so as not to interrupt, but of course, your phone chose that moment to play that bloody song you were beginning to hate.

They both looked up at you, startled and amused. 

"Y/N, if you want a kiss you only have to ask." Wanda said, a cheeky grin pulling at her lips. 

Before you could even blink, she gracefully strolled over to you and kissed your temple. 

"I..." you were at a loss for words. 

Sif approached you, taking your hand in hers and bringing it to her lips, kissing your knuckles gently. 

"On my planet, the men do this to the women, but since your device asked so nicely." She said, grinning much like Wanda. 

"Er, thank you?" Your phone was still playing and you didn't know what to do, so you ran into your bedroom without another word. 

***

You weren't stupid. You'd noticed how your phone went off around women. So, with great caution, you left your bedroom, phone in hand, and went in search of more ladies, hoping to test that theory. 

You saw Jane on the sofa but decided against walking by her. Thor was next to her, and as lovely as he was, he was huge, with an equally huge hammer, and you didn't want to die. 

You saw Darcy sat by the window alone, gazing at the street below, and walked towards her. 

Before you could say hello, your phone went off. 

This has to be Starks doing, you thought bitterly. 

"Hello to you too!" Darcy laughed, "Trying to suggest something?"

"I swear this wasn't-" before you could finish, she was standing up and walking towards you. 

She trailed her finger up the side of your neck and you gulped. 

The song was still playing but you ignored it. 

She leant her head in and gently kissed beneath your earlobe, her fingers lightly dancing across the back of your neck.

In a matter of seconds she pulled back and was laughing. Hard. 

"Bless! You are so cute!" She turned back to gazing outside, still chuckling. 

You were standing there, slightly flushed and very confused. 

"I'm gonna kill him." You muttered before stalking off to Tony's lab. 

***

"Stark! Whatever you did, undo it!" You shouted, walking into Tony's lab. 

He shared a brief look with Bruce before replying, "I've no idea what you're talking about."

"Tony." You lowered your voice and was glaring at him. 

"Fine!" He relented, "We couldn't let you die a kiss virgin! So I programmed your phone to play I Kissed A Girl whenever you were a near a member of the opposite sex. All the ladies were in on it, the men too." He said, a satisfied grin on his face. 

"I know who I want to have my first kiss with, I don't need you and your strangely good phone hacking abilities to help me!" You huffed.

"Who?" Tony asks, but before you can reply, Natasha walks in. 

You smirk at Tony and Bruce before strolling towards Natasha and kissing her, one hand tangling in her hair, the other at the base of her spine. 

She wastes no time reciprocating the kiss, throwing her arms around your neck and pulling you closer. 

You try pulling back for air but Natasha's having none of it, instead pulling you back to her mouth for a deeper kiss, her tongue running along your lower lip before delicately slipping into your mouth. 

Bruce blushes at the scene before him, but Tony just grins, happy to have witnessed your first kiss.

Your so overwhelmed by the situation that you sink to the floor. Your arms are still around Natasha and your mouths are still connected, so she falls with you, the kiss not breaking. 

"Ahem, no sex on my lab floor please, my cleaner doesn't come until next Thursday." Tonys voice reminds you of where you are.

You both break apart, grinning at eachother. You noted that slightly swollen lips and flushed cheeks was a good look on Natasha, and you hoped to see it again soon. 

"Wow." You say, grin still on your face. 

Of course, your phone has to ruin the moment. Except this time, What Is Love starts playing, causing Natasha to giggle and peck your lips again. You decide to let Tony off for that one. 

"Thanks, Stark, I owe you one for this." She says standing.

"It was my pleasure. Watching him get flustered as he got kissed by different beautiful women really made my day." He smirked.

Natasha looks down at you, sexy half smirk in place on her face, "Wanna make out some more?"

"Hell yes." You can't keep the goofy grin off your face. 

"Can you stand?"

"My legs feel like jelly so I'm gonna go with no." You laughed. 

Natasha laughed. "Tony help me get him on the sofa."

"Only if I can watch." Tony replies playfully, though you reckon he's only half joking. 

"Well, you could use some lessons." Natasha says casually, as she and Tony lift you onto the sofa. 

"Do you wanna teach me?" Tony asks.

"Nope, but you can keep future recordings and use them as lessons if you wish." She joked. 

"Really?" Tony asks, a little surprised. 

"Yes, so long as I get to keep the original recording - the one from about 2 minutes ago." Natasha bargains. 

"Agreed. Understood Friday?" Tony says aloud. 

"Understood, Sir. I'll get the recording to you right away, Ms.Romanoff." Her Irish accent filled the room. 

"Thanks, Friday. Hey you, ready to make out some more now?" She grins at you. You were currently slumped on the sofa, thinking about the kiss the two of you just shared. 

"Yes, definitely."

"Good, let's give Tony something to learn from then." Natasha walked towards you and sat in your lap. She took your hands and placed them on her ass before leaning to whisper in your ear. 

"Good place to leave your hands when we're kissing, just a heads up." She whispered. 

You squeeze your hands experimentally, enjoying the moan this emits from Natasha. 

"Do that more often." She purrs in your ear. 

Just like before, Bruce is blushing, trying to avert his gaze from the two of you, while Tony shamelessly watches.

Natasha leans back, a gleam in her eye and a predator smile on her face as she leans in and captures your lips in a searing kiss. 

You squeeze your hands again, earning another moan from Natasha that goes straight to your groin. 

Tonys jaw hits the floor as he continues to watch you, Pepper walking in right at that moment. 

She looks at Tony, then at the two of you, then Tony again, "Why don't you ever kiss me like that?" She asks him. 

Tony splutters trying to find a response while you and Natasha break your kiss to laugh at him, Bruce chuckling along too.