the squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, better than you, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, jamesmadd, peggy
disney god
DISNEY WORLD
baguette fucker
what is this witchcraft hercules is awake at 7 in the morning
who are you and what have you done with my boyfriend
disney god
IT’S DISNEY WORLD AND I AM READY TO GO GO GO
ALLONSY
baguette fucker
the park doesn’t open for another 2 hours please go back to bed
disney god
fools!!!
we have to stand at the park gate e a r l y so we can go on the rides we like or else we’ll be forced to wait
baguette fucker
we’re spending like 5 days here we’ve got time
disney god
we have to go laf!!!!
angel
SHUT UP
disney god
okay i’ll sit down
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aaron burr
You know, for someone who was so excited to go to Disney World, I’d’ve thought you would be down here for breakfast by now
disney god
fools!!
I already ate breakfast and have brought some back up to the hotel room for my partners
They have been fed and are ready to go
aaron burr
Are you just going to shout "fools!!" at us all day long
disney god
probably
fight me
hercules is lying we are not ready to go
disney god
please ignore alexander he is just being difficult
fight me
YOU WOKE ME UP AT 8
disney god
THAT IS A REASONABLE TIME
fight me
IT IS NOT
disney god
IT IS
eliza
boys
fight me
right all arguments in our own gc got it
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peggy
WHERE ARE YOU BUFFOONS WE ARE READY AND THE PARK IS OPENING SOON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
ayyyymaria
YOU SAID YOU WERE READY
dosiaaa
YEAH CMON
disney god
,,,we got distracted,,,
peggy
hONESTLY
disney god
in my defence john came out in an oversized shirt and baseball cap and alex was wearing a similar shirt but in white and he had pigtails and then laf came out and they were dressed normally but they were so beautiful so
angel
you all had sex??? at this time???
disney god
no!!
i just
fight me
he burst into tears
get ur own dicc
ngl we looked damn good and it was very flattering for my ego
angel
okay sure jan but we’re going to be late and we’re all waiting for you
disney god
DISNEY WORLD
better than you
yes i do understand where we are and i also understand you’re late
disney god
jeez drag me why don’t you
better than you
okay
jamesmadd
No
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eliza
so i was thinking we could all just go around as a group so we don’t lose track of each other
dosiaaa
the poly squad has already sprinted off
disney god
bYE
WE’RE GOING TO FRONTIERLAND SEE YOU LOSERS LATER
eliza
well there goes my plan
aaron burr
It’s okay Eliza
Come on, Theo and I are going to Fantasyland
eliza
okay i’m joining you guys
angel
SINGLE RIDER BITCHES I’M GOING TO TOMORROWLAND
ayyyymaria
SORRY CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME AND PEGGY RUNNING AHEAD ALL OF YOU
jamesmadd
BYE TO ALL OF YOU TOO
better than you
are we seriously not going to stick together
fight me
nOPE
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fight me
we went on splash mountain
i should not have worn a white shirt
get ur own dicc
too late now
fight me
quit oogling me
get ur own dicc
honestly tho you’re gonna get arrested for public indecency
fight me
thank you for making it worse
baguette fucker
hush here wear my jacket
disney god
alex just lit up like the fourth of july
fight me
i’m wearing my partner’s jacket i am so !!
baguette fucker
my heart
better than you
are you aware which group you’re texting in
get ur own dicc
we are highly aware and simply rubbing our gayness in your face
better than you
gross
disney god
we’re going to adventureland now!!!
angel
the person at space mountain is judging the hell out of me for being alone
well jokes on you now i get to go ahead suck it
dosiaaa
same
a lot of people are judging us
mainly because fantasyland is definitely for kids
disney god
NONSENSE
DISNEY WORLD IS FOR EVERYONE
TELL THEM TO KISS YOUR ASS
eliza
hercules they’re kids
disney god
TELL THEM TO KISS YOUR BUTT
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eliza
I’M CRYING THERE’S A BE OUR GUEST RESTAURANT
aaron burr
Come on Eliza we’re going on the mine train
*
aaron burr
I always forget I’m afraid of heights
dosiaaa
it wasn’t that high
aaron burr
There is still elevation
*
angel
i am definitely going to throw up
yup making a run for it
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peggy
we just walked passed james and he was wearing mickey ears
jamesmadd
do as the romans do
ayyyymaria
he was also with thomas
jamesmadd
the romans were also known to be very skilled fighters
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get ur own dicc
johnny depp sucks but the pirates of the caribbean ruled
fight me
it was so dark in there
get ur own dicc
that’s the thrill of it
fight me
not really
disney god
I AM SO HIGH
baguette fucker
we should not bought that popcorn and soda for you
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peggy
face!! off!!
better than you
i told you not to say that
angel
what’s going on?
ayyyymaria
peggy and i vs james and thomas
a frontierland showdown
@better than you i look forward to beating you
@jamesmadd less so
better than you
what did i do??
ayyyymaria
you were a dick to me at my job
better than you
oh yeah
fight me
my money’s on peggy and maria
angel
same
dosiaaa
idk i think thomas could annoy them to victory
better than you
oi
baguette fucker
i agree with theo
jamesmadd
well then
may the better team win
*
ayyyymaria
PAY!! UP!!
peggy
HELL YEAH
eliza
MAY I PRESENT THE QUEENS OF FRONTIERLAND
peggy
whoop whoop whoop!!!
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baguette fucker
if i die on space mountain the poly squad can have all my things
get ur own dicc
if i die on space mountain please tell my family i didn’t love them but tell the poly squad i did love them
angel
you’re not going to die
baguette fucker
you don’t have a soul angelica how would you know what death feels like
jamesmadd
Yikes™
angel
harsh
baguette fucker
i’ll apologise if i live
angel
i await that apology then
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fight me
laf died
angel
wHAT
fight me
just kidding they just don’t want to apologise
baguette fucker
that is not what i said
i said my hands are still shaking give me a minute
sorry angelica for being cruel
angel
it’s alright
disney god
i said you wouldn’t die
get ur own dicc
you were screaming the whole way down
disney god
it was a manly scream
baguette fucker
screams have no gender
but it was extraordinarily high pitched
disney god
alex’s scream was so high only dogs could hear it
fight me
yes but i didn’t attempt to hide the fact i was scared
in fact i clutched your hand the whole way down
disney god
yes i’m highly aware of the handholding
i have your fingernails embedded in my skin
fight me
side note: hercules has really huge hands
and they are really nice
disney god
thanks
fight me
i was talking about your hands still
disney god
i know i’m saying thanks for them
eliza
you all being embarrassing aside
do you want to eat lunch together
aaron burr
Be Our Guest?
You did point it out just now
eliza
bless
peggy
we could go to the plaza
jamesmadd
i don’t mind
but do you guys wanna go to the jungle cruise together
ayyyymaria
yES
disney god
tbh i’d be surprised if we could even go into both of those places because you need reservations for both
fight me
but maybe some sad sack cancelled
angel
at most we don’t sit together
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fight me
I’M SCREAMING
THOMAS AND JAMES ARE WEARING MATCHING MICKEY MOUSE EARS
better than you
we are literally matching with everyone in this theme park
fight me
yes but you two are right next to each other so you are matching with each other
jamesmadd
the rule about not discussing our relationship with any of you is still in effect
fight me
boo
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eliza
we are all sitting so far apart
baguette fucker
wait i went to the bathroom what’s the seating arrangement
aaron burr
The Poly Squad is as one, The Schuyler Sisters with Maria, Theo and me as another, and James and Thomas
jamesmadd
real funny guys
baguette fucker
why aren’t thomas and james with us
alright i see alex glaring i get it
let’s eat
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dosiaaa
is it me or is the roast beef sandwich seriously questionable
ayyyymaria
i mean if you feel the need to put a disclaimer there and say your own food may be undercooked/rAw i wouldn’t order it either
baguette fucker
i also can’t help but feel that a lot of these sandwiches are made french by just serving them in a baguette
better than you
actually some of these dishes are french specialities
why is everyone staring at me
fight me
you understand laf is actually french right
and they would know that
jamesmadd
Yikes™ mansplaining an actual french person wyd
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disney god
this elderly couple next to us just indirected us out loud
angel
what they say?
disney god
“millennials nowadays with their technology they can’t even put their darn phones down for a single meal in my days we used to communicate face to face!”
get ur own dicc
it’s okay i took care of it
disney god
JOHN NO
baguette fucker
I’M WHEEZING
angel
wait what did he do???
disney god
“actually my friends and i are separated and sitting in separate corners would you rather we shouted across the room or get up and walk back and forth until we accidentally cause a waiter to trip and spill your soup down your front”
they went bright red
fight me
i want to make out with you so badly right now
eliza
your shirt is still vaguely see through maybe not
*
jamesmadd
jungle cruise!!!
better than you
i’m not a fan of animals
jamesmadd
no one asked
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jamesmadd
they were not real animals
i am disappointed
disney god
don’t worry we still got tickets to go to the animal kingdom theme park
those ones are real i promise
jamesmadd
promise?
disney god
yes
get ur own dicc
i feel like i just witnessed the arrival of dad!hercules and i am strangely aroused
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fight me
isn’t that gaston over there
disney god
yeah?
fight me
@better than you maybe you should go take a picture with them
it would be interesting to see whose ego is bigger
better than you
fuck you
*
aaron burr
Thomas, stop glaring at children
better than you
oh no i’m glaring at all of you
but same thing i guess
all children are annoying
why are they pushing me
in fact why is everyone going towards the castle
disney god
the sun is setting and there’s going to be a display at the castle
angel
can we go???
disney god
ofc we’re going
there’s fireworks i’m not missing that
eliza
let’s go!!
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peggy
the crowd is growing bigger every minute
i hate people
disney god
the fireworks will be worth it dw
peggy
i’ll be the judge of that
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disney god
IT’S STARTING
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angel
everyone is kissing
i’m going to take silhouetted pictures of all of you
this is so great
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peggy
okay that was totally worth it