chapter 3
ya boy joe troh: good morning children
spaghetti: hi
bread: yas joe and spencer have arrivED
fedorahoe: brendon they’ve been here the whole time
bread: did i ask patty boy
fedorahoe: that makes me a little uncomfortable
cryan: same tbh
Jon Walker: Spencer!! Good morning!! Ily
spaghetti: ily <3
crybaby: yall r too cute smh
bread: everyone is here this group chat is ALIVE
ya boy joe troh: uhm excuse me andy isn’t here
Gaylord™: neither are mikey and ray
bread: correction; /almost/ everyone is here this group chat is nearly ALIVE
ray: did someone call
milk: sup
Andy: Good morning
bread: EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS LI T WHAT A TiME tO BE A L I Ve
Gaylord™: ryan please calm your boyfriend
crybaby: so many couples smH
bread: aw
bread: mel is loNEly
bread: hey i have an idea
crybaby: what is it
bread: ‘,:)
crybaby: oh no
bread: ‘,:)))
crybaby: OH NO
hot dog: brendon and mel whats going on
bread: ‘,:))))())()()))
crybaby: STOP HIM
bread has added ashley f to the chat
crybaby: somebody kill me
ashley f: hi!!
hot dog: hey
Gaylord™: welcome
josh dun!!: get ready to Suffer™
hot dog: im gonna repeat myself,, bREDNOn aAND MEL WHATS GOiGN ONN
ashley f: mel!! we’ve got english together! at least i know somebody in here
crybaby: hiya ashley
ashley f: you guys seem lovely but why am i in this group chat?
bread: melanie if you don’t tell her i will
crybaby: fuck off brendon
crybaby: um
crybaby: ashley i think ur rlly cute n i was wondering if u would like to go out with me?
ashley f: yeah!! i was gonna ask you out on monday but yeah!!!
crybaby: HELL YEAh THE GIRL I LIKE LIKES ME BACK
ashley f: you’re so cute omg
crybaby: <333
bread: you’re welcome by the way
crybaby: brendon i hate u but thanks bitch