josh needs some.......... TYLERnol
assley: hi
ryrup: sup my dude
assley: OH GOD OK THANKS RYAN I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD ANSWER
getard why: lmao why would no one answer we all answer
haramike: you never answer my calls
getard why: bECAUSE ALL YOU DO WHEN YOU CALL ME IS PLAY SHREK EARRAPE
haramike: :^)))))
ryrup: dont fuckign do that face @ 2 am mikey thats concerning
haramike: :::::::::::^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))
assley: M I KE Y
getard why: see why i hate him
assley: yeah but he's a memelord and i mean i Love memes and shit so
getard why: im surrounded by sick people
tydye: did somebody say my name? no? ok
jennope: did you just assume my name
dabby: lmao relatable
assley: relatable group chat convos @ 2 am
jishwa: tyler
tydye: sup
jishwa: i have a migraine
tydye: ok cool
jishwa: can i have some
jishwa: TYLERnol
tydye: josh
assley: OMG
ryrup: i hate Puns
tydye: josh get out
jishwa: thats daddy* and pull out* to you kitten
tydye: I HATE U
jishwa: ;)
breadbin urine: i have arrived
ryrup: where were you
breadbin urine: OK SO STORYTIME
getard why: he was brendon urinating
breadbin urine: What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
iero the oreo: wow what a weeaboo
tydye: disgusting
jishwa: yeah get out
ryrup: guys i feel bad for having a weeaboo bf :(((
getard why: get rid of him
jennope: SC A T TE R
breadbin urine: YOURE ALL MEAN TO ME
breadbin urine: IM NOT A WEEABOO
ryrup has kicked breadbin urine from the chat!
ryrup: #FirstWorldProblems
melaroo: i like how bren just arrives and then gerard triggers him by making a pun with his name and he uses this anime version of the internet tough guy copypasta and then everyone calls him a weeb and he gets kicked by his own boyfriend
jishwa: ikr
tydye: are we gonna invite him back tho
haramike: I could
getard why: i stg
haramike: but anime memes are Ahum No
getard why: oh my god guys i think im tolerating him more now
iero the oreo: gerard u cant just do incest!!1 im breaking up with u :(((((((((
getard why: WHAT THE FUCK FRANK
tydye: LMAO
jishwa: OHMOYOGD
assley: lmAO ME @ MELANIE
melaroo: I-
dabby: some
dabby: BODY once told me the
dabby: WOOOOOORLD is gonna roll me, i
dabby: AINT the sharpest tool in th
dabby: SSSSHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD
jennope: debz no
dabby: debz yes
jennope: dont
dabby: why not tho
jennope: cuz i said so
tydye: otp is happening guys its lowkey true
jishwa: gasp
popeyes wentz: did i even say anything to jennope and dabby
pattycakes: idk did you lol
popeyes wentz: fuck off patrick
pattycakes: whos off?
popeyes wentz: im going to beat you with a squirrels skull
tydye: kinky
jishwa: gets a squirrel
tydye: JOSH NO DONT KILL NATURE
jishwa: ;)
tydye: you can kill me any time tho
melaroo: stop sexting some people have BETTER things to do
assley: yeah like SLEEP
tydye: u guys are shitheads
jishwa: tyler come overrrrrrrrr
tydye: its fuckign cold outside and its like 4 am what the heckle josh
jishwa: fine
jishwa: New photo attachment!
(it's a picture of josh outside tyler's house, giving a thumbs up as he's also showing the window up high where tylers room is)
tydye: jOSH WHAT THE HELL
tydye: WYD
jishwa: let me in skinny bish
tydye: cLIMB
jishwa: ok u opened ur window
jishwa: thank
tydye: ye no prob man
getard why: now have sex
jishwa: no