here comes the blondwad and chipmunk
breadbin urine: HELLO CHILDREN
breadbin urine: IT IS NOW TIME TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING
ryrup: you're pregnant
breadbin urine: NO IM N
breadbin urine: wait
breadbin urine: RYAN ROSS WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU
ryrup: the void
ryrup: where else
haramike: honestly same
popeyes wentz: relatable
breadbin urine: SHUT UP YOU HOMOSEXUAL FUCKBOIS
breadbin urine: ANYWAYS I HAVE TWO NEW PEOPLE WHO WILL JOIN THIS CHAT
melaroo: by force*
assley: ^^^
jishwa: actually, no
jishwa: against their wills*
tydye: ^^^^^^
breadbin urine: STPO INTERRU[PTING ME YOU FUCKIGN SPERM CELLS
breadbin urine: ANYWAYS I INTRODUCE YOU TO THESE LOVELY VAGINA-OWNING LESBIANS
melaroo: me?
assley: im already in this chat what the hell
breadbin urine has added jennope to the chat!
breadbin urine has added dabby to the chat!
breadbin urine: WELCOME, LESBOS
breadbin urine: TO H E L L
jennope: wht is this chat brendon
jennope: and idek you anyways lol
dabby: we're not lesbian i have a bf lol....... jk no im not into dudes but im not into 'It'
dabby: but anyways why is this chat called the meme team
tydye: i created it and apparently now brendon thinks he';s the God of us All
breadbin urine: because i am
tydye: how dare you i only worship Joshua Dun
jishwa: tru
dabby: is everyone here fucking queer
jennope: holy shit that rhymed?????/???//???
getard why: basically
getard why: im pansexual tho
melaroo: HI IM MELANIE AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED ASHLEY AND SHES IN THIS CHAT TOO BUT SHES BEING A BITCH RN AND ALSO SHE TOTALLY TOPS AND I TOTALLY BOTTOM I HOPE U ENJOY UR STAY PLUS IM THE MOM OF TYLER
iero the oreo: fuckig. no im the Dad and im Gay so gee is the mom
getard why: no im the uncle of tyler
iero the oreo: wtf
melaroo: I'm the mom now haha succs 2 succ frank
assley: he really does succ
tydye: why am i having family issues rn
assley: anyways hi im mels gf lol
dabby: Oh jeez are u like
dabby: ashley frangipane
assley: yes
assley: why??
getard why: ashley frangipain
assley: fuck off gerard go suck franks dick nobody likes you
getard why: you made me even more emo than i was before thanks for the Upgrade Ashley
dabby: WAIT
dabby: DIDNT U GO TO THE SAME MIDDLE SCHOOL AS ME
assley: HOW DID YOU JUST ASSUME THIS NOW WHATS YOUR NAME
dabby: DEBBY RYAN
jennope: tmw your best friend is best friends with someone else :((((((
assley: OH MY GOD WE DID
assley: HIIIIII
dabby: GASP HELLOOOO
dabby: also jen dw we weren't always that close of friends plus we're best friends just u & i
breadbin urine: Ah, the aroma of homosexuality is strong today
dabby: EXCUSE ME
jennope: im not gay or lesbian or anythign im just.............. Pansexual
getard why: its about DAMN TIME I FIND ANOTHER PANSEXUAL IN THIS WORLD
jennope: AYYYYYYY PANBUDDO
getard why has changed their name to panbuddo
panbuddo: yes
iero the oreo: tmw babe leaves for a chick :((((
panbuddo: I AM FINDING ONE WITH MY SEXUALITY FRANK GO SUCK A DICK
iero the oreo: but youre not here....... :(((((
panbuddo: O H M YFUKC
jishwa: hey dabby or debby or whatever idk
dabby: just call me debz. lol
jishwa: ok, debz
jishwa: u gay
dabby: uhm well I'm asexual homoromantic so likeeee
haramike: ASEXUAL? HELLO
dabby: HELLO THERE
jishwa: good thing you're not into sex or into dudes because I am gay and male and I have the love of my life already
jishwa: say hello tyler
tydye: i did
dabby: is he a fucking muffin
jishwa: actually, its they* and they're a demiboy
dabby: OH SORRY JEEZ AH
tydye: its fine, it happens
jishwa: but no they're not a muffin, they're a smol bean
jishwa: my smol bean
dabby: smol bean
jennope: that is so cute
tydye: im marrying josh someday
jishwa: youre 18
tydye: youre 19
breadbin urine: ENOUGH GAY TALK
breadbin urine: RYAN WHERE ARE YOU
ryrup: in the void
breadbin urine: come to my house
ryrup: ok
pattycakes: lol?? you said that like a 10 year old would ask her bff
pattycakes: just "hey samantha come to my house"
ryrup: who the fuck is samantha
jennope: i have an ex gf named samantha
ryrup: disgusting
breadbin urine: I hate her
pattycakes: ew
jennope: same