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Not-Eggplant-Zone

jishwa: hey guys.

jishwa: so, um, last night i don't know what you all carried on talking about, or if you just gave up and went to sleep or did something else..... but anyways, tyler wasn't ok. he pretty much had a breakdown, and he's comfortable with me announcing this. well, this 'part'... the other part he wants to announce himself.

gayrard: oh ok!

gayrard: tyler what is it? my son

ryrup: apparently brendon hates me for 'cheating on him with an eggplant that has tiddies' but ok, what's up ty my dude

melaroo: !!!!! son has announcement

iero the oreo: um excuse me, i don't think you can just be the mom. gerards the mom and im the dad. were the parents of tyler you piece of shit

melaroo: rude

assley: well then we're his female parents

gayrard: sexist

assley: blocked!11

tydye: so, uhm- i guess what i've wanted to say is that... i'm not fully a boy. like, physically i am, and i feel masculine sometimes, but at other times, 'mentally' i feel more like not male and not female?? it's called non binary i think.

tydye: so it's basically me saying i'm a demiboy. partly male and partly nb. and, uhm- my pronouns are he / they but i kinda like they / them better, if you guys don't mind using those for me but just not around my family..? and uh.. yeah.. joshie helped me with this stuff mostly too.. and i love him a whole lot, so... thanks to him i found out who i am and what i'm comfortable identifying as

tydye: i hope you guys don't mind

melaroo: !!! nooo tyler we don't mind at all! at least i don't mind,, we all love you a whole lot and josh loves you more than anything ever so we fully support you 100% child !!

dallorama: i'm still here, but yeah dude i know you probably hate me or something like everyone else here but i support you, honestly i really don't care if you identify as like a birdcage or some shit, i'll support you

jishwa: okay so

jishwa: who here supports tyler, say 'eggplant'

melaroo: eggplant

dallorama: eggplant

jishwa: eggplant

assley: eggplant

popeyes wentz: eggplant

pattycakes: eggplant

haramike: plantegg

gayrard: eggplant ALSO mikey you fucking cumsponge be serious

haramike: ok eggplant

 

jishwa: brendon

jishwa: ryan

breadbin urine: I AM NOT SAYING EGGPLANT YOU SCALENE FUCK

ryrup: ryan isn't here

ryrup: he's in his Not-Eggplant-Zone

jishwa: listen you heckers i don't give a shit if you support tyler you're saying eggplant

ryrup: WHY CANT WE SAY I OR ME INSTEAD

breadbin urine: ^^^^^^^^

jishwa: BECAUSE EGGPLANT IS NOT AN OVERRATED RESPONSE WHEN VOTING

breadbin urine: THAT MADE NO SENSE

jishwa: JUST FUCKING SAY IT

breadbin urine: JFC OK

breadbin urine: *gulps*

breadbin urine: *sweats*

breadbin urine: e-e.. e...

breadbin urine: eggplant

jishwa: congratulations you learned a new language without the dictionary

jishwa: now you ryan hbu

breadbin urine: FUCK YOU

ryrup: eggplant

jishwa: okay there now everyone supports tyler

breadbin urine: OH WOW RYAN OF COURSE YOU DON'T HESITATE TO SAY EGGPLANT BECAUSE YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THEM

breadbin urine: I BET YOU I'D BE AN UGLY FUCKING EGGPLANT AND YOU'D LOVE ME BUT NO, I'M NOT AN EGGPLANT

ryrup: nah you'd just be an eggplant with a huge head

breadbin urine: I HATE YOU

ryrup: not surprised

melaroo: you two hate each other yet don't leave each other

ryrup: that's because nobody deals with 5 year old level shit but me

ryrup: see, this is when brendon reads that, and goes and has a tantrum

ryrup: like a 5 year old

tydye: honestly despite everyone supporting me i can't believe that we're still back to the same old shit like wtfh

ryrup: now he's screaming

gayrard: relationship goals

assley: agreed

dallorama: I could deal with it

iero the oreo: but you were never around to DEAL WITH HIS PROBLEMS

gayrard: OHHHHHH

haramike: shIT SON WADDUP

dallorama: bye

tydye: ttyl

jishwa: cya lolz subscribe todey xd leav a liek xdd xd!!1 like my musical.ly pl0x XD

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