tydye created a group chat (for once)

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tydye created a group chat (for once)
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I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure.

pattycakes: So

melaroo: what up

pattycakes: because pete got his schlong stuck in a soda can yesterday, he had to jerk the pain away

popeyes wentz: IT WAS BECAUSE YOU KEPT FUCKING TEASING ME YOU ASSHOLE

melaroo: i'm a homosexual with a vagina did you really think i'd be interested in knowing that

gayrard: Mikey would

gayrard: but he's not here

breadbin urine: now you don't see him

gayrard: BRENDON BOYD URIE

breadbin urine has added haramike to the chat.

breadbin urine: now you do

gayrard: fuck

melaroo: GERARD YOUR BROTHER IS A MEMELORD AS WELL

gayrard: SAVE ME

haramike: I’m Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, Cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

assley: oh my god

melaroo: i might actually be bisexual

gayrard: take him i'm disowning him

haramike: literally all our messages are is just me spamming him with memes and then him being a bully

gayrard: BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT YOU FUCKING CUMRAG

iero the oreo: wow gee u shouldn't be so rude to ur older brother, man he looks up to u

breadbin urine: did you just manzone him

melaroo: MANZONE? WHY NOT GIRLZONE? HUH? HUH??????

assley: EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

melaroo: IM TRIGGEREDEDEDEDEDE

haramike: that 12 year old isn't an actual moron

melaroo: so god hasn't left us

ryoom: i stg my phone keeps dyign with these messages spamming like shut the fuck up

tydye: don't we all wish that

jeesh: i don't wish you were quiet

tydye: BLoCKeD

pattycakes: this group chat needs a name

tydye: i'm the lord of it so

tydye: give me ideas

popeyes wentz: hello

popeyes wentz: anyways um i have no good names

assley: the queer peers

tydye: gross

breadbin urine: EW?????

melaroo: look she tried

melaroo: babe i think we're all gay

assley: does it matter

melaroo: idk should it

assley: Is that what i asked you

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