Sanji, Robin, Nami
Franky The Lifesaver 2
ROBIN AND SANJI
Robin was reading a book when Nami yelled about a deep powerful wind coming and that Zoro should tie up the sails before they are blown away. Though when Zoro got to the sails, the wind came and knocked the sails out of his grasp. The sail was on a course to Robin
"Watch out Robin!" Nami and Zoro yelled. seeing it stop right near her head.
"Robin you ok!?" Nami asked as most of the crew ran to see if she was. They saw that she had multiple hands sprouted out of the metal beam of the sail and saw Robin smile
"I'm fine. That was certainly a powerful wind indeed" she said looking to the sky and saw Chopper happy
"That's a relief!" Chopper said, "We thought it would hit you and that you were hurt!"
"It didn't hit me Chopper, I'm-" Robin said when Franky jumped to where she was currently sitting.
"You're hurt!?"
Robin had a concerned look on her face, she knew what happened to the swordsman, chef and Longnose.
"...OH HELL NO!" Sanji yelled angrily walking towards Franky when Usopp help him back
"No Sanji, you know what happened last time ri-" Usopp started but Sanji cut him off to angry to listen
"FRANKY YOU BASTARD! LEAVE HER ALONE RIGHT NOW!"
Franky turned to him cause Usopp to leave near Luffy's side
"The only reason I could understand why you're yelling is that you're hurt too"
Sanji's angry instantly disappeared as fear set in, "No no, I was just angry, Usopp tell him!"
"Sorry Sanji, you're on your own this time" Usopp said and by the time Sanji looked forward, Franky was right there. Before he could do a thing, he felt Franky grab his torso with one arm as the other grabbed his butt where he couldn't move and pulled him close. Unfortunately it look like they were lovers of sorts. Franky then blew his Breath of Life.
Sanji fainted and Chopper and Usopp ran to him telling a very concerned Franky he just gave him too much of his Breath of Life and needed to get over his high in the doctor's headquarters and he'll be fine. The two brought Sanji into the headquarters and started laughing hard
"Shut... up" Sanji said glaring at the two who now are smiling nervously
"Just stay here" Chopper said running out with Usopp. Sanji was left alone to shiver and put his knees to his chest. Sanji glared to the side
"The fuck I'm going out there anytime soon..." Sanji said and realized lunch is in 2 hours, "...shit"
Outside, Robin was backing up from Franky's advances.
"Come on Robin, you're hurt, you need a dose of my magical breath!"
"If you come any closer you'll be sorry Franky" Robin glared and threatened but Franky looked at her shocked
"Nonsense!" If I don't you will die and then I'll be sorry that I didn't do a thing!" Franky said pinning her down
"Franky I am serious, stop right now if you know what's good for you"
"I am serious, you stop resisting. I know what's good for you!" he said starting to lean down and Robin glared
"Don't say I didn't warn you" Robin said crossing her arms, "Dos Fleurs"
"Franky's Breath of-"
"grab"
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!" Franky fell backwards holding his balls in his hands, "OWW! ROBIN, LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Don't give me one of those breaths of yours" she said
"But you're hurt, you need-"
"Grab harder"
"OWWW, OWW, OK, OK! LET GO!"
Robin let go and walked to the galley and heard Franky relax in pain free
"Oh and Franky?"
Franky turned to her and received the harshest glare seen from Robin by the crew yet
"If you so much as think of giving me on of those breaths, that will be the last time you will see your balls attached to your body, got it?"
Franky flinched and nodded before running to the safety of his workshop.
"Way to go Robin!" Nami yelled running of with Robin to the galley to get coffee.
Zoro smirked, "Nothing goes in between a man and his balls"
"True that" Usopp said nodding and Chopper grinned
"What?" Luffy asked
"Back at Water 7, I had money left after getting the medical books I wanted, so I bought a film camera" Chopper said with a grin
"So?" Usopp and Luffy asked making Chopper grin more and pulled out a developed picture and held it out
"So, I took a picture of Sanji and Franky during the Breath of Life" Chopper said and the rest sat down near chopper excitedly
"Let's see this!" Usopp said taking the picture and started laughing showing Zoro and Luffy, "Oh that poor sap" Usopp said as Zoro took it with a smirk
"Gotta make sure to blackmail him with this for sure" Zoro said smirking and Luffy grinned
"More meat for Luffy!" Luffy yelled
Back in the doctor's headquarters, Sanji sneezed and growled
"Damn Mosshead swords ass is making fun of me. He'll pay" he said getting up to kick some sense into Zoro
Breath of Life
Sanji froze and squatted down in a sitting position hiding his face in his knees
"Damn that traumatizing cyborg"
NAMI
In the East Blue, at Cocoyashi Village, Genzo and Nojiko were going over how Nami was seeming to be happy and that Genzo should leave her be with her friends because he was going to bring her back.
Back on the Strawhat crew ship, Nami sneezed out of the blue and wiped her nose
"You ok my dear Nami Swan?" Sanji asked and Nami nodded
"I think someone is talking about me, nothing to wo-"
"DID I HEAR YOU SNEEZE NAMI?"
Sanji hut a hand over his eyes and his hand clenched in to a fist on the side as Nami froze with wide eyes. Before she knew it she was pinned down on the deck by Franky.
"It will be alright now sister, I'm here now. I'll take all your pain and suffering away" Franky said and a scared Nami called out for Sanji
"Sanji do something"
Sanji froze remembering what happened last time and could only imagine this time wouldn't be any different.
"...Sorry Nami, I can't. A man can only take so much of Franky's Breath of Lives" Sanji said and Nami say him struggling. He wanted to save Nami but he did not want another Franky breath's of lives... He was surely traumatized.
"Alright time to for me to make Nami Sis feel all better and more lifefull!" Franky said leaning down, "Breath of Life
"NNNGH!"
When he pulled back and looked concerned when Nami was Coughing, no almost hacking
"Did I do something wrong with the Breath of Life? Oh well, just gotta do it again" he said leaning down. Nami froze and looked to the side to see her climatact was right in her reach. She grabbed it and quickly made clouds
"Thunderbolt Tempo!"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Franky, all friend, fell backwards and Nami got up and pulled Franky close
"Never do that again! If I am sick I'll go to Chopper as he is the doctor, got it!?" She said smacking him on the head harder than she did to Luffy after she found out he spent all of the 100,000,000 beli they had on the Water 7 party.
"OWWWWW! S-sure! N-Not on you or Robin... at least not on your periods"
Sanji still witnessing the whole thing put a hand over his mouth. Did he really just say what he thinks he just said... if so, Franky's fucked.
Nami, on her way out, stopped and had many anger marks appear and turned to Franky with a evil pissed off look
"What. Did. You. Say.?."
Franky flinched, "Nothing, nothing. No Breaths of Lives on you or Robin ever!"
"That's what I thought you said." she said leaving to vent off to Robin about their shared experience.
Sanji sighed when Franky said he will lock himself away in the workshop until the women calmed down.
"I'm glad I wasn't on the receiving end, a man can't handle Franky's Blow of Life" Sanji said out loud
"Do you know how wrong that sounds cook?"
Sanji looked everywhere and saw the Swordsman looking down at him from the Watchman's post.
"What?
"Receiving end. Blow. Never thought the lady's man flirt cook would be into guys like that" Zoro said loving to watch Sanji get pissed off
"Fuck you! I'm not gay. Pus... if you were here you could have saved Nami!"
"She saved herself. Not all women need protecting idiot. Anyways I didn't want this to happen, 'the only reason Zoro is attacking me is because he has some sort of muscle disease, 1 Franky Breath of Life coming your way!'" Zoro said looking to Sanji, "The same thing for you too?"
Sanji shivered, "Franky's Breath of Life... more like Breath of Hell"
Zoro smirked at it, "I was going to say nightmare, but hell works just fine"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WOMEN DON'T NEED PROTECTING!?"
"DID I HEAR SOME SHOUT OF PAIN OUT THERE?" could be heard from inside the workshop
"Shit..." Sanji said running away and Zoro sighed out relaxing
"What an idiot"
TBC