Lizard: this is your daily reminder that I am 100% gay for maria
Mistress: <3 same
Lizard: <33
Mistress: <3333
Kingmebitch: thats gay
Lizard: true
Kingmebitch: hey look, eliza doesnt get pissy when i call her gay unlike SOME people
Hamdogg: im actually offended brb blocking u !!!!
Kingmebitch: okay cool i wont have to see ur crusty ass
Thefrenchiestfry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horsefucker: pls block me too thank
Peggarita: rt if u want alex to block u
Kingmebitch: rt
Thefrenchiestry: rt
Lizard: rt
Jeffersinner: rt rt rt rt rt
Horsefucker: rt
Gayturtle: ...rt
Hamdogg:betrayed by my OWN boyfriend?????? this is a b u S E
Gayturtle: soz babe
Hamdogg: bye
Hamdogg has left the chat
Peggarita: hoe are u kiddin me
Gayturtle: how long until he messages one of us to add him back in
Literalangel: im betting on in less than five minutes
Lizard: ^^^^ same
Jeffersinner: can we like, not add him back
Gayturtle: no
Jeffersinner: fuck ugh
Hamdog has sent a message to Lizard
Hamdogg: can u add me back in
Lizard: HE MESSAGEd ME IM LAUGHING
Literalangel: tell him that u will only add him in if he gives u memes
Lizard: ok
Lizard has sent a message to Hamdogg
Lizard: only if u send me memes
Hamdogg: what kind of memes??????
Lizard: dank memes
Hamdogg ok fine
Hamdogg has sent two files: pepetheserialkiller.jpg and daddygonnamakemechoke.mp4
Lizard: HE SENT ME THEM
Gayturtle: AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY FUCK
Thefrenchiestfry: this is, how u say, fuckin amazing
Literalangel: i love this too much tbh
Jeffersinner: pls send the memes
Lizard: okay dude
Lizard has sent two files: pepetheserialkiller.jpg and daddygonnamakemechoke.mp4
Horsefucker: THATS GREAT
Peggarita: ok he can come back
Lizard has added Hamdogg to the chat
Hamdogg: guess whos back
Hamdogg: back again
Peggarita: that song is more dead than my dreams tbh
Hamdogg: love u too
Hamdogg: OKAY SO APPARENTLY EVERY EPISODE OF BILL NYE IS ON NETFLIX I CAN NOW LIVE
Gayturtle: YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horsefucker: holy fuck yes
Peggarita: omf i love
Lizard: ARE YOU SERIOUS
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Hamdogg: YEAH
Lizard: fUCK
Gayturtle: bILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
Literalangel: BILL BILL BILL
Lizard: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Hamdogg: bilL BILLBILLBIOLBLB
Horsefucker: BILLLL LLLBOIOBLL
Thefrenchiestfry: wait what is bill nye
Hamdogg: WAIT DID THEY NOT HAVE IT IN FRANCE?????
Thefrenchiestfry: i guess not ???
Lizard: OKAY BILL NYE IS THIS SHOW BY DISNEY WITH THIS GUY NAMED BILL AND HE TEACHES U ABT SCIENCE AND IT AS THE BEST IN SCHOOL AS U WOULD SPEND THE WHOLE HOUR WATCHING IT AND ITS DEF 10/10 IGN
Thefrenchiestfry: and why do we care abt him????
Hamdogg: bc he is daddy tbh
Thefrenchiestfry:oh ok
Gayturtle: WAIT WE SHOULD HAVE A BILL NYE WATCHING PARTY
Hamdogg: YEEEEEEEE
Literalangel: WE CAN DO IT AT MY APARTMENT
Lizard: !!! wooo!!!
Horsefucker: YOU SHOULD ALL WEAR THE ONESIES I MADE YOU FOR XMAS LAST YEAR
Hamdogg: FUCK YEAH!!!
Peggarita: @ang & liz WE SHOULD WEAR OUR MATCHING ONES THAT SAY SCHYLER AND THEN THE NUMBER CORRESPONDING WITH WHICH # CHILD WE ARE!!!
Literalangel: I’LL WEAR MY SALMON ONE , YOU WEAR THE YELLOW ONE, AND LIZZIE WILL WEAR HER BLUE ONE.
Lizard: YEAH!!!!!
Mistress: i’ll wear my red velvet one you made herc
Horsefucker: ^^^ you better the fabric almost fucked up my sewing machine
Hamdogg: should i wear the green one with black buttons??? With the hood???
Horsefucker: YEAH!!! THAT ONE!!!!
Thefrenchiestfry:should I wear the french flag one you made me? You know the white one with the flag of france on my chest and the eiffel tower on the back???
Horsefucker: yes my love xx
Jeffersinner: CAN I COME
Literalangel: sure but do u have a onesie
Jeffersinner: FUCK YEAH I DO
Lizard: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
Jeffersinner: ,,,,not tellin
Hamdogg: IF ITS FUKIN PURPLE VELVET IM DELETING
Jeffersinner: no its not velvet,,,or purple
Hamdogg: OKaY GOOD
Jeffersinner: but can i bring james
Literalangel: sure as long as you dont fuck on my fouton.
Jeffersinner: no promises
Literalangel: okay if I CANT FUCK ON MY COUCH NOBODY CAN
Hamdogg: but youre ace so u wouldnt anyways
Literalangel: EXACTLY
Kingmebitch: i’ll wear my custom made gucci onesie with the 24 karat gold zipper and a diamond crown on the back
Peggarita: ^^^ honestly I strive to be that rich
Lizard: OUR DAD IS A FUCKING SENATOR WE ARE RICH ITS WHY WE ARE IN THIS FUCKIN SCHOOL
Literalangel: I second that
Peggarita: BUT I WANT A CUSTOM MADE GUCCI ONESIE WITH A 24 KARAT ZIPPER AND DIAMONDS LIKE FUCK
Hamdogg: #whiteprivilege
Horsefucker: ^^^^^^^ true
Kingmebitch: rude af
Gayturtle: i can wear the one herc made with turtles
Hamdogg: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES
Gayturtle: (:
Literalangel: WHEN ARE YOU ALL GOING TO GET HERE
Peggirita: coMING
Hamdogg: ARE YOU KINFJNJFGV ME
Jeffersinner: IM SORRY
Hamdogg: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FUCKIN 420 ONESIE
Jeffersinner: I GOT IT AS A GIFT AS A JOKE
Hamdogg: STILL
Jeffersinner: SORRY
Hamdogg: S I N
Jeffersinner: SORRTY
Hamdogg: S I N N E R
Peggarita: I LOVE THIS SO FUCKIGJN MUCNH
Literalangel: I KNOW RIGHJT
Peggarita: honestly bill nye can fuck my gay ass whoops
Hamdogg: YOURE LIKE 12
Peggarita: 18!!!!
Hamdogg: t w E L V E
Gayturtle: honestly this chat is so sinful watch the pureness on the tv thank
Thefrenchiestfry: aw look at john and alex
Horsefucker: HE LOOKS SO TINY IN JOHNS LAPS IM NCRJIYTHNM
Mistress: honestly it makes me weak oops
Peggarita: IM TAKING A PICTURE
Peggarita has sent a file to the chat : lookatthesememefucks.jpg
Literalangel: help ive fallen and i cant get up
Kingmebitch: Gays™
Lizard: ^^^ well obvi
Gayturtle: HES DROOLING ON MY LAP IM YELLIN
Gayturtle: AND THE SOUNDS HES MAKING THE LITTLE BREATHS I LOVE SOSOSOSSOSOSOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO
Jeffersinner: john ur gay is showing
Gayturtle: fuck off
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Hamdogg: DELETE IT
Hamdogg: I LOOK SO B A D
Gayturtle: u look fine love
Hamdogg: n O I D O N T
Literalangel: u look okay dude chill tf out
Peggarita: u do honestly
Hamdogg: LIES
Gayturtle: TRUTHS
Hamdogg: ugh fine just come over and hOLD ME as I cry over some scientist
Gayturtle: right on it