He's a Piece of Work
Clarke smiled, watching Leif chew on a piece of cinnamon roll for the first time. Arryn slammed her hands down on her seat to get Clarke’s attention with her mouth open. “Chill out. I’m going to feed you too” Clarke tore a piece of the cinnamon roll, feeding it to Arryn. “Happy now?” Arryn grinned, reaching out for her bottle.
“Where’s Harper?” Lexa asked, sitting in front of Leif.
“Taking a shower. Why? Did you want to walk in on her to get revenge?” Clarke chuckled, watching Lexa blush.
“It was an accident”
“Why were you walking around naked anyway?”
“I forgot she was here!” Leif grunted to gain Clarke’s attention back from Lexa. Leif opened his mouth, waiting for his mommy to feed him. “Are you feeding them a cinnamon roll?”
“Yep. They can’t suck me dry forever, so I gave them a treat to help speed up the process” Lexa hummed, feeding Leif more of his treat. “Keep your clothes on. Our parents and friend will be here soon. You’re going tux shopping” Lexa groaned. Clarke pecked her on the lips before leaving to change Arryn. "Get Leif ready when you’re done”
Arryn squirmed in Gustus’s arms, trying to get to her mama, who was sitting next to them with Tris on her lap. Gustus passed her to Lexa, laying her head on the brunette’s shoulder. Arryn glared at Tris with an expression similar to a pissed off Clarke.
“Tris, come sit with me” Clarke said, noticing the agitated look on her daughter’s face. Tris got up from her seat on Lexa’s lap and crawled onto one of Clarke’s legs, opposite to Leif.
“Can I hold him?" Tris whispered into Clarke's ear.
"Yes but you have to promise you'll be careful" Tris nodded enthusiastically. "Okay, when I pick him up, lay your legs across my lap” Clarke picked Leif off her lap and waited for Tris to crawl all the way into her lap. "Open your arms. He's kinda heavy so I'm going to keep my arm on your back. Hold his head” Clarke laid Leif in Tris's arms. Tris smiled up at Clarke before kissing Leif's forehead.
“Since my wonderful grandmother” Lexa paused, smiling at her grandmother. “Has decided to plan our wedding in her free time here, we thought it was a good idea to tell you what your parts in the wedding will be”
“Am I the flower girl?” Gustus joked.
“No fair. I wanted to be the flower girl” Jake replied. “Guess I’ll be the ring bearer then” Jake huffed. Abby nudged Jake’s side, nodding to Lexa to continue.
“Aden, Anya, Lincoln, and Wells will be my grooms people. Tris you have a very special role. You’re going to be the flower girl” Jake and Gustus groaned simultaneously. “Aden you’re going to carry Leif down the aisle. Anya you’re going to be my best woman”
“O, Raven, Ontari, and Harper you guys are my bridesmaids. O, you walk with Lincoln. Ontari’s with Wells. Raven’s with Anya. And Harper’s with Aden” Clarke finished.
“Why am I with the sixteen year old?” Harper asked.
“Because you saw my fiancée naked and because my parents agreed not to snitch on you and because we’re paying for your ticket to Greece. You’re lucky Arryn only lets a few people touch her otherwise you’d be her escort”
“Are you paying for ours too?” Octavia asked, hopefully.
“More important, why has Harper seen Lexa naked when you won’t let me see Harper naked?” Clarke glared at Raven before responding to Octavia.
“Yes but you’re just not going to be in first class”
“Wait, you didn’t tell us who your maid of honor was” Octavia and Raven looked at Clarke expectantly.
“Well, since Lexa only choose one best woman, I only get one maid of honor. Feel free to discuss this among yourselves” Clarke sat Tris on Indra's lap beside her, leaving the room before they could react.
“Clarke!”
“So what are you looking for?” The salesman asked Lexa.
“Clarke said midnight blue with black lapels. She also said if you get a bow tie, we have to get neck ties and vice versa. Same color but all midnight blue, white shirts with a midnight blue tie. Gus, yours has to be midnight blue with black lapels as well, silver neck tie. Jake yours will also be midnight blue with black lapels, but with a silver neck tie to match Abby” Wells read Clarke’s text off his phone. “Absolutely no tails. She said we all have to wear the same shoe, so find some that Aden won’t complain about. She suggests leather horse buckle styled loafers”
“Do you have anything like that?” Lexa asked the salesman.
“Modern slim fit?” Lexa nodded. “I have one that might be your size but it’s not midnight blue. You can try it on and see how you like it. If you do, I can have some of that color shipped here by the end of next week”
“Thank you”
“Clarke, your daughter’s a jerk. She flipped me off at least five times in the car” Raven informed her, following the blonde into the store.
“I doubt that because she's asleep but even if she did you probably deserve it” Clarke answered, smiling at her daughter, who was resting peacefully on her shoulder.
"She did when we were in the car. I'm assuming it’s a personality trait she got from you”
"She's four months old. She just figured out how to use her hands”
"Yeah, and look what she's doing with them” Octavia pushed past them, carrying Leif in the bridal shop.
"Clarke's right, even if she did it you probably did deserve it" Octavia intervened, watching the two.
"Is this a typical thing for them?" Ontari whispered.
"Pretty much. You caught them on a good day”Abby answered for her. Indra sat next to Octavia, kissing Leif's forehead. Leif reached out for her, seeing his bottle in her hand. Indra laid him in her arms, feeding him what bottle from this morning.
"That's not even half a bottle; it's just going to make him mad ”Clarke told her. "Check his bag for cheerios if he's still hungry”
“I like it but I don’t know if Clarke will” Lexa said, turning in front of the mirror.
“This is your wedding day too. I’m sure she’ll love you in anything” Jake told her.
“I know but the wedding is only a formality for me. It’s special to Clarke. I want to make her happy”
“She is happy. You make her happy” Jake patted her on the back and left her to try on his own tuxedo. Anya and Lincoln walked up behind her. “What do you think?”
“I think grandma would be more helpful than me” Anya responded.
“Ditto. Where is she?” Lincoln agreed. “I thought she was supposed to be with us today”
“She said she had business to take care of” Lexa replied, unbuttoning her tuxedo jacket.
“What kind of business?”
“I don’t know. She left before I could ask”
“That’s never good” Lexa nodded at Lincoln through the mirror.
“Anya, can you ride back with my dad? I want to take Aden for a quick driving lesson before Clarke tries to tag along to hound him about Charlotte”
“Yeah,that way I won’t have to listen to you stress about the tux on the ride back” Lexa glared at the back of her head as she walked away.
“So why are you so stressed about this? Is the thought of marrying Clarke stressing you out?” Lincoln asked, sitting on the chair next to the mirror.
“Of course not” Lexa sighed. “I want to marry Clarke more than anything. I just don’t think I want to do it in front of a huge party, full of people who couldn’t care less. I know our family and friends do but all of those executives trying to get on my good side kind of ruin it for me”
“Okay, have a small ceremony and a huge reception”
“I would but they might be insulted. I don’t need more people against me than I already have”
“Elope” Lexa scoffed. “Wait hear me out. Have one of the delinquents to marry you guys. We can fly to Florida for thanksgiving, go out to the beach at night, and have a quick ceremony. It could just be the family and your closest friends. None of us will tell anybody and you can still have a wedding for the public. I’m sure Clarke wouldn’t mind”
“I’ll talk to her about it”
“It should be a crime to look this good” Raven announced, bursting out of the dressing room. “Clarke, you might have some competition for most beautiful at your wedding. As a favor to you, I won’t wear this one” Clarke rolled her eyes from her dressing room.
“Try again, Raven. Did the room get hot all of a sudden?” Octavia paused. “Oh wait, it’s just me” Octavia continued, walking out of her dressing room.
“You know what they say, age over beauty” Harper countered, revealing her dress.
“Hey, O, you might be hot, but I’m the reason for global warming” Clarke intervened, finally emerging from her dressing room.
“Damn, Griff. You might be asked to leave. You’re making all the other future brides look bad”
“You look beautiful, Clarke” Clarke spun around at Grandma Woods’s voice.
“Grandma Woods, what are you doing here? I thought you were going with Lexa to help her pick out a tux”
“I was but I had some business to take care of” Clarke scrunched her eyebrows at the older woman’s response. “Octavia, your brother is a piece of work”
“What did he do now?” Octavia groaned.
“It seems he wanted to sell some information to a well published tabloid. Unless my eyes are fooling me, I do believe that my grandchildren are actually my grandchildren so I had to solve the problems he caused”
“He’s trying to convince people what? That the twins are his?” Octavia scoffed, already planning to kick her brother’s ass.
“It would seem so, but don’t worry. I’ll handle it even if I have to buy the story from every magazine in the country”
“Hey, Lexa?” Aden asked, glancing at Lexa from the road.
“Yeah”
“Why do you want to marry my sister?”
“Is this your version of the talk?” Lexa smirked. “Keep both hands on the wheel. You’ll fail your test without both hands on the wheel”
“Well, yeah. I don’t think you’ll hurt her, but I also thought Bellamy was a good guy for her and he turned out to be a dick to her”
“Sometimes people aren’t what you think they’d be but I love your sister. I wouldn’t hurt her. She’s the love of my life and the mother of my children. I’ll protect her with my life”
“Good, because I don’t think I could kick your ass”
Lexa adjusted the pillows as she waited for Clarke to come out of the bathroom. She pulled up her sports bra, revealing as much of her abs as she could, then she covered the rest of her naked body with their duvet. When she heard the doorknob move, she grabbed the remote, pretending to flip through channels. Clarke halted in her footsteps, observing the scene in front of her. “Lex?”
“Hm?” Lexa didn’t look away from the TV screen.
“Not that I don’t mind, but why are you half naked?”
“How did you know I'm naked?”
"You're pitching a tent” Lexa glanced at her crotch and shrugged.
“It’s kind of hot so” Lexa trailed off, glancing over at her fiancée as she crossed the room, heading towards the bed. Clarke pulled off her robe, completely aware of what Lexa was trying to do. “So the realtor called. The owners accepted our offer” Clarke peered at Lexa over her shoulder. “We are officially homeowners” Lexa snatched the cover off her body, dramatically. “Let’s celebrate” Clarke laughed as Lexa pulled her on top of her body.
“You’re ridiculous” Lexa tilted her head up, pressing a soft kiss to Clarke’s lips. “If you actually want to get laid tonight, you might want to speed it along” Clarke murmured against Lexa’s lips.
“Do you have a condom?”
“I put in a diaphragm. The doctor prescribed it for me last week”
“I have no idea what that is but works for me” Lexa flipped them over, throwing the duvet back over her lower body. “Oh, I need to use your old car to teach Aden how to drive this weekend. He tried to drive mine but it was too big for him to control”
“And you choose now to remember? When we’re about to have sex?” Clarke asked. They both turned their heads toward the baby monitor as Leif stirred awake, babbling for attention. Lexa sighed, heavily. “Tell you what I’ll put him back to sleep if you start running a bath for us”
“Why? We’re already clean”
“Maybe I want to be the opposite of clean”
“What?” Clarke raised her eyebrows, waiting for Lexa to get what she was trying to say. “Ohhhh! I’ll get on that” Clarke smiled, watching Lexa streak across their bedroom into the bathroom.
Lexa could feel her dick twitch underneath the water while she watched Clarke undress. Clarke proceeded to situate herself between the brunette’s legs, leaning back against Lexa’s front. Lexa pressed open mouth kisses on the back of her neck. Clarke turned her head to face Lexa, feeling something poking her in the butt.
“Is that?” Lexa nodded before she finished her question.
“You can’t strip in front of me and not expect that to happen” Clarke straddled Lexa. Lexa wrapped her hands around Clarke’s back, pulling Clarke forward into a passionate kiss. Lexa pulled away with a goofy grin on her face that quickly turned into a look of surprise when Clarke grasped her length. Lexa gripped the blonde’s waist, holding back a moan as Clarke sunk down on her.
“Hold still” Clarke whispered. Lexa buried her head in Clarke’s neck, sinking down in the tub. Clarke pushed Lexa’s hands from her waist. “No touching” Clarke warned. Clarke lifted her hips so that Lexa’s member was grazing her clit. Lexa gripped the edges of the tub, tensing as Clarke stroked her length impossibly harder. Clarke sunk down, taking the tip of Lexa’s penis inside of her. Lexa’s hips involuntarily jerked forward, causing both of them to moan. Clarke pushed Lexa’s waist down. “I thought I said don’t move”
“Sorry” Lexa squeaked, rolling her eyes to the back of her head, feeling Clarke’s walls flutter around her cock. Clarke guided Lexa’s dick into her an inch at a time.
“Scoot up some” Lexa obliged, sitting up and sliding away from the tiles behind her. Clarke wrapped her legs around Lexa’s s waist, rolling her hips forward. Lexa resumed her position with her face in Clarke’s neck. Lexa panted, barely maintaining control as Clarke moved up and down on her shaft. Lexa’s knuckles turned white before she gave in, flipping them over, thrusting at a brutal pace. Clarke scraped her nails down Lexa’s back, causing Lexa to falter as she drove into Clarke. Lexa reached between them, rubbing circles on the swollen bud. Clarke grabbed Lexa’s ass, pulling her closer to encourage her to go faster. Lexa hooked one of her arms underneath Clarke’s body, thrusting deeper into Clarke. Clarke arched her back, letting her orgasm take over, Lexa froze above her, emptying her seed into Clarke’s convulsing velvety walls.
“If I knew baths could be this awesome when I was little, I wouldn’t have complained about taking them so much” Lexa admitted, earning a breathy laugh from Clarke. “I love you”
“I love you too” Clarke confessed, rubbing her hands down Lexa’s back. “Did I hurt your back?”
“Nothing I can’t handle” Lexa pecked Clarke’s lips before getting out and scooping the blonde in her arms. She sat Clarke on the bathroom counter then grabbed a towel to dry them off. After Lexa dried Clarke off, the blonde trapped Lexa in her spot between her legs.
Clarke took the towel from Lexa “Let me”
“As you wish, pretty girl” Clarke motioned for Lexa to sit on the edge of the bath. She kneeled in front of Lexa, leisurely wiping the water from her skin. Lexa’s eyes widened, watching Clarke purposely stroking her dick, pretending to dry her off. Lexa moaned as Clarke gripped her member harder, earning a small portion of precum. Clarke slid her tongue along the largest vein on her length that led to the tip of her cock, kissing the slit as she reached the head. Lexa snaked her hand into Clarke’s golden locks. Clarke took her head in her mouth, stroking the base of the brunette’s cock. Lexa gently thrusted into Clarke’s mouth. Clarke released Lexa’s cock, letting the brunette thrust into her mouth. Lexa drove into Clarke’s mouth, holding her head in place. Lexa tensed, feeling her member fully surrounded in the warmth of Clarke’s mouth. Lexa relaxed, feeling her orgasm build, then Clarke’s mouth was gone. Lexa snapped her eyes opened, gaping at Clarke as she stood. “W-What? What just happened?”
“I told you not to touch” Clarke grabbed her robe and started brushing her teeth.
“I- I. It- Clarke!” Lexa whined, earning a chuckle from her fiancée.
"Goodnight”
Clarke woke up to Lexa tossing and turning beside her. Clarke turned to face Lexa, throwing her arm across Lexa’s waist. Lexa stopped turning and faced Clarke. Clarke kissed her nose before speaking. “What’s wrong? Are you still pouting that I left you hanging?”
“No. Well, yeah, that was just mean”
“I’ll make it up to you when it’s not three o’clock in the morning” Clarke pressed a gentle kiss to Lexa’s lips.
“I’m holding you to that” Clarke hummed.
“So what’s wrong?”
“Something Lincoln and I were talking about is racking my brain. Does it bother you that our wedding is basically a business event?”
“Not really. The only thing that I care about is meeting you at the end of the aisle and calling you my wife at the end of the day”
“I want that too, but our wedding is supposed to be special. All I want to think about is you and the twins.. I can’t do that when business associates are pulling me away from you after the ceremony” Clarke shifted closer, resting her head on Lexa’s chest.
“So what were you thinking?”
“Lincoln suggested that we elope. Not in the stereotypical way like going to Vegas. He said we can go to Florida for Thanksgiving and have a small wedding on the beach at night. Have someone we known officiate it. That way we can have our privacy. We can still have a wedding for show but I want or day to be special” Clarke stayed silent, letting Lexa’s words soak in.
“Okay”
“Okay?”
“Let’s do it. Let’s get married in three weeks”