Flirting
“So…when do yah think Satya’ll pick up Sombra’s flirtin’ with her?” Jesse asks, resting his chin on top of Genji’s head.
“How long did it take you?” Genji asks.
“A month?” Jesse says, tilting his head slightly. “Or at least, it took a month until you got fed up, shoved me in a closet, took your visor off, yanked my pants down and gave me a blow job.”
“So I’m going with a year, because I don’t believe Satya is used to being flirted with,” Genji says. “And for all Sombra is flirting, it’s not in an overly aggressive fashion.”
“Why are you two discussing Sombra and Satya instead of securing the payload?” 76 growls, startling both by appearing behind him.
“You know, I’d take you a lot more seriously if you didn’t have a massive hickey,” Jesse says, noticing the mark under the torn off collar of 76’s jacket. “And if Gabe or you been anywhere near the battlefield for the past half an hour. Gotta say though, both of you have impressive stamina for old men.”
“Shut up Jesse,” 76 growls again, but both cowboy and cyborg can tell he’s blushing.
“I WILL NOT GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!” Satya suddenly shouts, drawing the trio’s attention. “YOU JUST ATTEMPTED TO HACK MY PROSTHETIC! AND HAVE HACKED MY PORTALS!”
“Holy shit she’s pissed,” Genji mutters gleefully.
They watch a sudden surge of hardlight turrents appear and Sombra rapidly retreats through one of her translocators. Once the hacker is gone, Satya immediately calms and finishes opening a teleporter and moving the payload.
“So…I think I’m a bit terrified of Satya now.”
“I think we all are Jesse.”