IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES

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IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES
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sxnshinebby has added mmmilkboi to the chat! sxnshinebby: everyone....this is my dear husband.... swAGEYAMA TOBIYOLO mmmilkboi: tHATS NOT MY NAME U SHIT notbtsuga: NO SWEARING noyaoyaoyaoi: OH NOmemeoverlord: bRO WHAT HAPPENED noyaoyaoyaoi: IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES noturdad: ??? memeoverlord: nOt UR SPICY MEMES NOO matsurmom: GASP hanapapi ;) : GASP X2-the haikyuu!! text fiC NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR
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sxnshinebby — hinatammmilkboi — kageyamanotbtsuga — suganoturdad— daichinoyaoyaoyaoi — noyamemeoverlord— tanakamatsurmom: mattsunhanapapi ;) : hanamakispace princess: oikawah.iwaizumi: iwaizumisaltyshima: tsukishimagucciyama: yamaguchiazuasahi: asahinyanyabitch: kurookzme: kenmahoothoehoot: bokutoak.aashi : akaashiechikaaaaraa: ennoshitatenten-chan: tendouushiwakawaka: ushijimasprinkle of gay: yachiur gay bff: kiyoko (will probably change throughout the story but these is what they all start as)
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depends what kinda stick


 

sxnshinebby: what does it mean when someone leaves u two sticks in ur bike basket 

sxnshinebby: the sticks have stickers on them, they look like Ryan stickers 

notbtsuga: what 

notbtsuga: do u rlly have,, decorated stick s in ur basket hina? 

sxnshinebby: yeAh,

space princess: LMAO 

nyanyabitch: hinata run it's probably a psychopath trying to lure u in 

sxnshinebby: WAIT WHAT

notbtsuga: DON'T SCARE HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT 

nyanyabitch: WE'RE ALL BEING WATCHED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT 

space princess:  WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU  

a.kaashi: he spent the whole night watching documentaries w bokuto. 

a.kaashi: trust me this isn't as bad as it was this morning. 

hoothotiehoot: TRUST NO ONE KASHIIAGASHS WE ARE BEING WSTCHED 

space princess: I told talk about aliens and no one fucking believed me and now we have this, I'm telling you NO ONE BELIEVED ME 

h.iwaizumi: here to confirm indeed: no one believes you, me included. 

space princess: IWA- CHAN WHY 

h.iwaizumi: <3 

space princess: WAIT WHAT 

space princess:  IWA-CHAN JUST HEARTED ME 

sprinkle of gay: gay 


sxnshinebby: how come we never see enough of daichi, ennoshita, asahi, ushijima, tendou, shimizu or yachi They're all here but never here here 

notbtsuga: pussi bois™

sprinkle of gay: excuse me

notbtsuga: i said what i said.

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private conversation with [mmmilkboi], [notbtsuga] & [space princess] !

space princess: tobio-chan

space princess: DID YOU REALLY GIVE YOUR CRUSH A PILE OF STICKS.

mmmilkboi: ..

mmmilkboi: yeah

mmmilkboi: is that not??? good???

space princess: IN WHAT WORLD IS STICKS GOOD???

notbtsuga: :^) depends what kinda stick

space princess: sUGA OMG

mmmilkboi: dont get it

space princess: ah young minds :')

notbtsuga: why didnt u get him flowers kags

space princess: ^^^^^

mmmilkboi: idk what flowers he likes

notbtsuga: daisies , sunflowers!!!

space princess: wtf u know everything

notbtsuga: yes i do :^) mr. i pin rose petals next to pictures of iwaizumi

mmmilkboi: lmao

space princess: hEY

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private conversation with [sxnshinebby] & [notbtsuga] ! 

sxnshinebby: SUGAWARA-SAN 

sxnshinebby: SUGA-SAN 

notbtsuga: wat u want 

sxnshinebby: i have to tell u smth 

sxnshinebby: issa secret 

notbtsuga: im listening. 

sxnshinebby: well u see

sxnshinebby: i kinda like u know 

notbtsuga: cmon hina use words tell me whats up?

sxnshinebby: i 

sxnshinebby: i find kenma??? so cute??? n so great????? i want??? to???? kiss???? him????? hes one of my best friends tho???? 

notbtsuga: :0 hinata do u like kenma??? 

sxnshinebby: maybe. 

notbtsuga: AWW HINATAAAAAA 

sxnshinebby: hey hey hEy calm down

sxnshinebby: HGASHSHSH

notbtsuga: when did this occur. 

sxnshinebby: WHEN I WENT TO HIS HOUSE RIGHT TO PLAY OVERWATCH I WAS LIKE HI IM HERE AND HE WAS LIKE "shou u dont have to come here 2 play w me,, u know that rite" anD I WAS LIKE WELL SHIT COS U KNOW HES ALL THE WAY IN FUCKING TOKYO IN SHKT AND I WASTED MONEY ON THAT BUT WTV 

sxnshinebby: SO THAT WEEKEND I WAS MISSING?? I WAS W KENMA 

sxnshinebby: sO WE PLAYED SOME OVERWATCH I DIDNT UNDERSTAND BUT HE TAUGHT ME AND INWAS LIKE UWAAAH KENMA UR SO GOOD AT THIS!!!!! :DD u know me happy 

sxnshinebby: aND HE BLUSHED LIKE HE LOOKED SO PRETTY AND HE SAID THANK U SOFTLY. 

notbtsuga: AW WHAG A SMOL  

sxnshinebby: AND AND AFTER THAT WE HAD AN INTENSE PILLOW FIGHT HE WAS SO SERUOUS THAT I ALMOSY LIKE HIT WINDOW BUT THATS FINE and and 

sxnshinebby: when we got tired we laid down n like his hair was all messy n splayed out he was so pretty suga-san :^( his cheeks were all rosey n he smiled so cutely and :::::( 

notbtsuga: whats got u so sad hina??? u had a good time w him ++ it seems like he likes u back?? 

sxnshinebby: impossible hAVE U SEEN THE WAY HE AND KUROO ACT??? its amazing. he brought kenma like a lifetime supply of apple pie when i was there. 

sxnshinebby: MAN WENT TO A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY JUST TO GET HIM A GAME... 

notbtsuga: ::::/ i still think u got a shot babe 

sxnshinebby: ill just wait til the crush leaves the system.  

notbtsuga: come join us at the park today?? it was gonna be a double date w asahi and nishinoya but u can come w, ill even ask yachi and yamaguchi?? 

sxnshinebby:  count me in ! :D 

GC [ PONPONPON] 

gucciyama: WUS GOOD BITCHES 

matsurmom: THIS KID WILD OMG 

matsurmom: HONEY TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. 

hanapapi: OK SO 

hanapapi: me being tbe good bf i am was gonna tAKE MY WIFE ON A ROMANTIC GETAWAY bUT that didnt work out cos im a broke bitch bht i did manage to take him out, thru yamaguchi 

hanapapi: HE WAS LIKE I KNKW WHERRE YALL CAN GO BUT U HAVE TO TAKE ME TOO SO ME N MATSUN WERE LIKE HELL YES!!!! FAMILY ROADTRIP!!!! 

notbtsuga: what 

noturdad: what 

kinkyshima: what 

matsurmom: LAMOAAHAJSHAJB 

hanapapi: SO WE WENT TO LIKE THIS RLLY CUTE MOUNTAIN PLACE YAMA KNOWS AND HES LIKE WHIE YALL FUCK IMMA GET FOOD COS THERES LIKE NOTHING KN TBERE ANS SO WE PROCEEDED TO FOLLOWI DIRECTIONS 

nyanyabitch: DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT KENMA IS GHOSTING AROUND 

kzme: fuk u kuroo i know what fucking is 

nyanyabitch: ur innocence where has it gone ;-( 

hanapapi: SO AFTER WE DONE WE TRIED CALLING YAMAGUCHI BUT SERBICE IS BAD AND WE DECIDE TO WAIT RIGHT SO WE DID AND WE INVESTIGATED THE CABIN ITS SO CUTE 20/10 WOULD RECOMMEND 

hanapapi: ANYWAYS LIKE AN HOUR LATER WE GET WORRIED SO WE SET OFF TO FIND OUR SON FINDING YAMAGUCHI. AND WE SO FINF HIM BUT HES??? HES JUST STARING AT A TREE W LIKE GROCERY BAGS AROUND HIM 

hanapapi: "motherfucker tOOK MY SEAWEED" aND HE FUCKING LEAPED UP THE TREE??? 

matsurmom: this is just day 1. 

hanapapi: SO THE DAY WE WERE GONNA LEAVE WE STOPPED FOR GAS LIKE MIDWAY!!! AND YAMA GOT OUT TO GET SNAKCS AND I WENT W HIM WHILE MATTSUN STAYED KN THE CAR 

hanapapi: SO WE GETTING OUR SNACKS THIS AND THAT SMALL TALK, aND THEN THIS GUY WAS LIKE ALL UP IN HIS SPACE??? LIKE BRUSHING AND BREATHING ON HIM?? bALD ASS BITCH AND YAMAGUCHI WAS LIKE NOT TODAY BITCHO!!' anD HE LIKE WENT OFF ON THE MAN SO MUCH THE MAN DROPPED HIS PHONE AND LOOKED SO SCARED and u know what yama does, hE FUCKIN TAKES HIS PHONE AND THROWS IT OUT WHEN THE MAN RUNS "DONT TOUCH THE DISPLAY BITCH" and thats how we properly adopted yamaguchi tadashi as out child. 

kinkyshima: ... 

gucciyama: display is under the name of tsukkishima kei <3 

notbtsuga: I RAISED THIS BOY THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE 

noyaoyaoyaoi: YAMAGUCHIBWTFAHSHSUAJSHAJZHSJABS

memeoverlord: HAHAHAGHSHAGAHAHGA 

e.chikaaaaraa: OMG 

sxnshinebby: i aspire to be like this one day 

sprinkle of gay: DAS MY BITCH RIGHT THERE MY BEST!!! FRIEND!!!! 

gucciyama: ;) 

noyaoyaoyaoi: bet tsukishuma js like 90% turned on now 

mmmilkboi: hes liKE ALL RED AND U KNOW IN ANKME WHEN PPL WITH GLASSES THEIR LENSE IS LIKE FOGGED UP HES LIKE THAT LAOAHSJAB

kinkyshima: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU 

mmmilkboi: finally someone who will do it for me 

gucciyama: AWH TSUKKI!!!!!! <3333 

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e.chikaaaaraa: i just realized in this chat, theres like 5 army's right 

nyanyabitch: u betcha ;) 

sxnshinebby: jungkookie TT 

notbtsuga: daichi doesnt wanna admit that hes inlove w yoongi. im inlove w yoongi. 

e.chikaaaaraa: WHY ISNT ONE MENTION MY MANS KIM SEOKJIN MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!! 

memeoverlord: YOU AN ARMY TOO??? 

e.chikaaaaraa: UM OBV BITCH

memeoverlord; fuckINF MARRY ME.

e.chikaaaaraa: gladly ;;))

notbtsuga: U BET YA ASS IM BRINGING MY LIGHT STICK TO YA WEDDING

noyaoyaoyaoi: *suga at the wedding* YESS BITCH KISS THAT BITCH!! YESSSSSSS LOVE IS ALL AROUND *waves army bomb*

notbtsuga: :)

notbtsuga: YO ENNOSHITA KEEP RYUU HE JUST RAN TO THE COMPUTER AND LJKE HES BUYING STUFF..

e.chikaaaaraa: while ur at it baby can u get me some kneepads :::// thank u !!!

sxnshinebby: :^( i want somone to buy me kneepads

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private conversation with [kzme] & [sxnshinebby]

kzme: hey shou?

sxnshinebby: KENMA HI :DD

kzme: hello :)

kzme: im gonna,, be around u this week?? and was wondering if u?? wanted to hang out?? u know, go shopping and stuff?

sxnshinebby: :D OFC U DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!!!!

kzme: :) great its a date. see u soon 

sxnshinebby: YES SIR ILL BE WAITING FOR U~~~

kzme: <3  

sxnshinebby: WAIT WAHAT 

 

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