i cant make myself choke, im daddy
hanapapi: huMP ME
matsurmom: fuCK ME!!
nyanyabitch: d aDDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE!!!!
nyanyabitch: i cant make myself choke, i am daddy ;)
noturdad: UNACCEPTABLE
sxnshinebby: actually kuroo-san
nyanyabitch: its daddy
sxnshinebby: ur not my dad, daichi is
noturdad: out of qll the times dont say im ur dad rn pls
notbtsuga: yeah, daichi is my daddy
sxnshinebby: GROSS
mmmilkboi: WHY CANT I OPEN THESE MESSAGES AND LOVE LIFE INSTEAD OF HATING iT
sxnshinebby: but, u hate life either way
mmmilkboi: u rite
noyaoyaoyaoi: mY NECK
noyaoyaoyaoi: my BACK
memeoverlord: lICK MY
notbtsuga: nOPE NOT GOIJ THERE
gucciyama: kuroo is harassing me again
gucciyama: this time w bokutos arms
sxnshinebby: oh nO
sxnshinebby: @ bokuto, u have rlly nice biceps i wanna cry
hoothotiehoot: ;) thanks
ak.aashi: bokuto-san please dont wink at hinata.
hoothotiehoot: y u jealous 'kashi (￣∀￣)
ak.aashi: no bokuto-san, i can legit feel the wrath of sugawara-san
notbtsuga: :^) u can call me suga
memeoverlord: can i call u mom
noyaoyaoyaoi: after 5000 years u ask him now
azuasahi: suga is quite maternal
hanapapi;): but who had the kink in the relationship
noturdad: what kinks, i dont recall a k i n k
notbtsuga: ;))))))
sxnshinebby: disgusting
saltyshima: idk whats worse this or the chat hinata made named "maknae"
sxnshinebby: thaTS ROOD
saltyshima: rlly? great! :)
gucciyama: *hacker voice* im in
saltyshima; WHAT R U DOING IN MY ROOM
gucciyama: >:)
sxnshinebby: r they gonna sex
noyaoyaoyaoi: "r they gonna sex"
memeoverlord: they r gonna the sex hinata
sxnshinebby: disgusting x2
space princess: is four eyes also getting laid before me? unBELIEVABLE!
h.iwaizumi: actually
hanapapi: quite believable
matsurmom: have u seen urself
space princess: yes! im hOT AF DAMN
nyanyabitch: i would date u oikawa
nyanyabitch: if u had hair up to ur collarbones, dyed slightly blonde thats starting to fade a lil bit but u dont care bc whatever and if u liked video games so much u kick me kn the face when i try to cuddle u
space princess: ...
sxnshinebby: wow
notbtsuga: kuroo
noyaoyaoyaoi: r u ok cat father
nyanyabitch: YEA IMBDJAI OK!!!!
hoothotiehoot: ohno
azuasahi: i dont think hes ok
nyanyabitch: wHy woNt kenMa loVe mE
kzme: what
nyanyabitch: KENMA :D
kzme: r u ok
nyanyabitch: wherever u r im ok
kzme: good now i can go back home
sxnshinebby: 0:
nyanyabitch: nO COME ABCK
sxnshinebby: y cant u be liek thay kageyama
space princess: u expect tobio-chan to be romantic? pls lmao
h.iwaizumi: with a senpai like u i can see why
space princess: ITS BC OF ME HE SHOULD BE GOOD AT THIS
notbtsuga: he did crawl up hinatas window once
noyaoyaoyaoi: he throws hinata around the gym too
memeoverlord: not to mention he drags him along the floor too
azuasahi: i saw him stare at hinata while hinata kept skipping around w nishi and tanaka
noyaoyaoyaoi: hes ma boy :')
memeoverlord; we will raise hinata
hoothotiehoot: CAN I BE HINATAS UNCLE
notbtsuga: everyone loves hinata
mmmilkboi: idk do i
azuasahi: kageyama
noyaoyaoyaoi: BITCH UR THE FIRST KNE
echikaaaaraa: lmao rlly kageyama
memeoverlord: enNOSHITA HOLY FUCK
echikaaaaraa: yo
noyaoyaoyaoi: I THINK RYUU BROKE
space princess: hOLY SHIT BALDIE ACTUALLY HAS FEELINGS?
hanapapi: im writing kagehina fanfic shut up
sprinkle of gay: DID U SAY KAGEHINA
hanapapi: ;))
sprinkle of gay: pm me that shit,,,,
hanapapi: gotchu fam
sxnshinebby: what is a fanfic
sxnshinebby: whats kagehina
notbtsuga: ur too young for this sweetie
mmmilkboi: *deletes all notes*
noturdad: what?
memeoverlord: OH?
noyaoyaoyaoi: whats thIS?!!?
echikaaaaraa: kageyama expOsed himself
mmmilkboi: idk what u guys r talking about shut up
space princess: sMh
matsurmom: this is worse than watching iwaizumi pin over oikawa
h.iwaizumi: idk what ur talking abou shut up
azuasahi: i know where kageyama gets it now
noturdad: dumb asahi
noyaoyaoyaoi: dOnT cALL my baBY DUmB
azuasahi: im nO baby
noturdad: lol
nyanyabitch: what did i miss
hoothotiehoot: UR BACK
hoothotiehoot: I MISSED U
hoothotiehoot: ive been ghostin around, lurkin
nyanyabitch: IF BOKUTO IS HINATAS UNCLE I WANNA BE TSUKKIS UNCLE
saltyshima: FUCK OFF NO
gucciyama: ur that one creepy uncle no lne knvites to family reunions anymore
nyanyabitch: y r u so mean to me yama :^(
nyanyabitch: wHO WAS THERE WHEN U WROTE THAT 3 pAGE ESSAY ON JUST TSUKISHIMAS EYES
gucciyama: listen
hanapapi: i want to adopt u yamaguchi
matsurmom: and the smol libero he cool
notbtsuga: dOnt get near my kids u fucks
memeoverlord: mama suga sweeps in again to protect the lil birbs
sxnshinebby: FANFICTIOJ IS USUALLY SEXUAL WHY
kzme: fans r usually preverted fucks
nyanyabitch: :0 kenma u swore
nyanyabitch: wait til i tell yaku :D
kzme: hes not gonna do anything
sxnshinebby: kenma ur so cool
kzme: um thanks?
sxnshinebby: :')
mmmilkboi: y am i not cool
sxnshinebby: i thought u didnt care if u were cool or not
space princess: tobio is lame
h.iwaizumi: just like oikawa
space princess: mean iwa-chan
hoothotiehoot: kageyama ur cool, even akaashi says so
mmmilkboi: rEALLY
ak.aashi: youre cool
mmmilboi: HSIAKSHJS
sxnshinebby: shookageyama
ak.aashi: y is he like this
notbtsuga: we ask the same everyday