IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES

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IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES
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sxnshinebby has added mmmilkboi to the chat! sxnshinebby: everyone....this is my dear husband.... swAGEYAMA TOBIYOLO mmmilkboi: tHATS NOT MY NAME U SHIT notbtsuga: NO SWEARING noyaoyaoyaoi: OH NOmemeoverlord: bRO WHAT HAPPENED noyaoyaoyaoi: IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES noturdad: ??? memeoverlord: nOt UR SPICY MEMES NOO matsurmom: GASP hanapapi ;) : GASP X2-the haikyuu!! text fiC NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR
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sxnshinebby — hinatammmilkboi — kageyamanotbtsuga — suganoturdad— daichinoyaoyaoyaoi — noyamemeoverlord— tanakamatsurmom: mattsunhanapapi ;) : hanamakispace princess: oikawah.iwaizumi: iwaizumisaltyshima: tsukishimagucciyama: yamaguchiazuasahi: asahinyanyabitch: kurookzme: kenmahoothoehoot: bokutoak.aashi : akaashiechikaaaaraa: ennoshitatenten-chan: tendouushiwakawaka: ushijimasprinkle of gay: yachiur gay bff: kiyoko (will probably change throughout the story but these is what they all start as)
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whip for me or ur man is mine


 
noturdad: KAGEYAMA WHAT DID YOU DO TO HINATA 
mmmilkboi: nothin, just payed him a visit 
notbtsuga: WERE U TRYING TO SURPRISE HIM OR KILL HIM 
mmmilkboi: i read that surprose visits r supposed to make ur lover swoon over u,,,,,,
memeoverlord: aHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
noyaoyaoyaoi: OMFG 
notbtsuga: KAGEYAMA AT HIS DOOR NOT HIS WINDOW JFC 
sxnshinebby: ive been scarred for life 
sxnshinebby: that was so scary wth 
mmmilkboi: do u not enjoy my presence 
sxnshinebby: u see the thing is 
 
notbtsuga has added sprinkle of gay to the chat! 
noturdad has added ur gay bff to the chat
 
memeoverlord: kIYOKO HELLO 
noyaoyaoi: SHIMIZU ILY 
azuasahi: what 
ur gay bff: what 
sprinkle of gay: lol 
gucciyama: YACHI HEY 
sxnshinebby: wOULD U LOOOK AT TYAT HELLO YACHI HELLO KIYOKO!!!! 
sprinkle of gay: suP 
ur gay bff: hey
mmmilkboi: U HAVENT ANSWERED MY QUESTION HINATA 
sprinkle of gay: ooo the angst 
sxnshinebby: HEY SUGA U GOT ANY KPOP STUFF 
notbtsuga: u called 
notbtsuga: what would u like 
notbtsuga: ive got BTS, EXO, SEVENTEEN, GOT7, KNK, BIGBANG..
memeoverlord: do u happen to have any,,,, pics of baekhyun w u,,, 
noyaoyaoyaoi: WHATS THIS?!???!!?! 
sprinkle of gay: personally i like gfriend
gucciyama: bc ur gay bye
sxnshinebby; yams ur like the gayest one here shut up
gucciyama: bUT HAVE U SEEN SUGA
notbtsuga: tf u talking shit for
noturdad: why are you swearing aroukd the kids
notbtsuga: sorry daddy ;)
sxnshinebby: NO
gucciyama: N O
mmmilkboi: N O NO
saltyshima: FUC K NO

noturdad has gone offline!

notbtsuga: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
notbtsuga: srsly guys if u thought i was gay

notbtsuga has added space princess to the chat!

space princess: wtf the fuck
notbtsuga: say hi to my kids
mmmilkboi: OIKAWA-SAN
mmmilkboi: i hate u
space princess: SO MEAN TOBIO-CHAN
space princess: the feelings are mutual bitch
notbtsuga: see gay
sxnshinebby: lmao kageyama got called bitch
notbtsuga: no swearing
gucciyama: o damn
notbtsuga: TF DID I SAY
space princess: can i add some people suga-chan?
notbtsuga: are they gay?
space princess: hella
notbtsuga: aight

space princess has added h.iwaizumi to the chat!

space princess has added hanapapi ;) to the chat!

space princess has added matsurmom to the chat!

noyaoyaoyaoi; gay af
hanapapi ;): did someone say
matsurmom: GAY?!?!?!!!????
hanapapi;) : less question marks babe, more !
hanapapi ;) : YNLESS UR STILL QUESTIONING
sxnshinebby: im questioning my life rn does that count
hanapapi ;) : ofc
matsurmom; nO BBY IM 100% FULL ON GAY FOR YOU
space princess: disgusting
mmmilkboi: did u see urself in the mirror
h.iwaizumi: good one kid
space princess: IWA-CHAN
space princess: ur the one whos been teaching tobio-chan to be so rood
h.iwaizumi: stop talking as if hes our son
space princess: HE IS
notbtsuga: uM i think not
noyaoyaoyaoi: MAMA SUGA OSHIT
ur gay bff: here it comes
sprinkle of gay: *takes camera out*
notbtsuga: DONT COME NEAR ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
space princess; keep him T^T
hanapapi ;): SUGAWARA THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
matsurmom: TRULY :')
matsurmom: just as protective as momma iwa
h.iwaizumi: fuck all the way off
gucciyama: who r these people
saltyshima: tadashi n o u will be corrupted
sxnshinebby: FIRST NAME BASES WOEAAAAHHG WOAHHXH
mmmilkboi: i call u shouyou all the time wyd
noyaoyaoyaoi: OH?
memeoverlord: OH OH WHATS THIS?
sxnshinebby: gtg
notbtsuga: cOme back rn
mmmilkboi: brb
sprinkle of gay; they gon fuck
gucciyama: probs
space princess; HOW IS MY KOUHAI GETTING LAID BEFORE mE
hanapapi ;): lies bc
space princess: stfu rn
azuasahi: what
space princess; GANGSTA-CHAN HOW R U
azuasahi: who
noyaoyaoyaoi: u baby hes talking to u
azuasahi: OH THAT IS OIKAWA
azuasahi: wHy am i gansta-chan im
noyaoyaoyaoi: lmao
memeoverlord: is everyone gay here
space princess: HELLA
hanapapi ;): u bEtcha
matsurmom: gay asf
h.iwaizumi: gAy
space princess: IWAAAAA-CHAN REALLY
hanapapi ;) : dont tell me u didnt know
h.iwaizumi: jfc
azuasahi: and i tthought we were a mess
gucciyama: HELP IM BEING HARASSED
notbtsuga: BY?
gucciyama: KUROO
sxnshinebby: CAT DAD
gucciyama: "WHIP FOR ME OR UR MAN IS MINE" hE SAID
saltyshima: WHIP W ALL UR MIGHT
saltyshima: DO IT YAMAGUCHI
noyaoyaoyaoi: I WANNA SEE YAMS WHIP
hanapapi ;): AW ME TOO
matsurmom: smol birb whipping
sprinkle of gay: HE DID IT
sprinkle of gay: GAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
noyaoyaoyaoi: SHOW
memeoverlord: expOse!!!!!

sprinkle of gay has sent a video! 

sxnshinebby: Y E S YAMA
mmmilkboi: nice
notbtsuga: GOOD JOB SON
noyaoyaoyaoi: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
memeoverlord: OMFG JSHXSJHXJS
gucciyama: anythin to keep ma man
mmmilkboi: would hardly call that a man
sxnshinebby; noodle maybe
saltyshima: lIKE YOU FUCKS ARE BETTER

sxnshinebby has added nyanyabitch and kzme to chat!

sxnshinebby: FCK W ME NOW TSUKISHIMA
saltyshima: FUCK YOU
nyanyabitch: TSUKKI
gucciyama: FITE ME KUROO
nyanyabitch: WHY CANT WE SHARE TSUKKI T HO
saltyshima: no
kzme: no
gucciyama; polygamy
nyanyabitch: yes
kzme: no
sxnshinebby: lol kenma jealous
kzme: no
kzme: if we have more ppl to support kuroo cant get me games
nyanyabitch: u rite, but
saltyshima; its done, kenma said no
sxnshinebby: if kenma says no its no
nyanyabitch: OIKAWA IS IN THIS CHAT?!?)??
nyanyabitch: AND SAWAMURA?!?!!?
nyanyabitch: #blessed
notbtsuga: back off biTch
nyanyabitch: ok
noyaoyaoyaoi: how do u toast w out burn

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