no Enoby. those are not ROSES!!!
Meanwhile, over the walls of Supreme Overlord Trump's encampment, across the sea of broken heart's tears, was a castle dedicated to teaching young wizards. Attending Hogwarts is a girl by the name of Enoby Raven Dark'ness Dementia Way.
"Fuckingpreps." she mutters under her breath, itching at the bloody cuts along her alabastor wrists. She is a vampire witch goffik, who hates anything preppy, and she lives for Good Charlotte. She also is exceptionally retarded, has parkinsons, and is the most irritating person on this planet.
Vampire Potter, another pathetic emo shit who can't spell, who actually isn't a vampire and is just a delusional wizard with a horribly written backstory that has nothing to do with Harry Potter, walks beside Enoby.
Her name is actually Ebony, but for some reason people don't know how to fucking pronounce her name so Enoby is what she is mainly called. (AN: ifz u haz a prob then uz a fckin prep and shud dye and git teh fak out bitchhhhh)
A loud boom resonates throughout the castle, alarming students who are walking by. Enoby, being the pathetic little bitch she is, trips some innocent girl and cackles. "Fukin preppppp."
The window near the two goffiks flies open, and in bursts Brendon Urie, the sexiest man to walk this earth.
"Omg r u a prep?"asks the dumb goffik bitch. Brendon stares at her, and instead of responding, strikes her down with his mighty yaoi hands. "Where's Ryan, you dumb bitch?!" he cries, anxious to find his lover. Ryan left his band several years ago, leaving him with a curse. Every year that has passed since Ryan left, Brendon's forehead has grown exponentially.
By this point, his forehead is the size of the Colossal Titan's dick.
"Who teh fak is ryan, stoopid prep boi?" asks Vampire. Brendon, irritated by the apparent lack of sense and english skills, smites down Vampire as well.
He turns to stare out the window, mournfully. The sun is setting, leaving the world in an orange haze. The sexy demon looks almost etheral in the fading light. "I will find you, my love." he whispers, before doing a backflip out the window, all while singing with his soul voice.