Cranberries Owo
Donald Trump, overlord of the world, let loose a long sigh as he rubbed his brow. Yet another attack was made towards him, another false accusation. In his times of self-doubt, he remembered the wise ponderings of his idol, Killer KEEEEEEMSTAAAARRRR, "Why am I still getting hate?"
World Leader Trump whipped his orange head towards his door as a sharp knock resounded through the armored Trump Fortress, and he let loose a gruff "Enter."
In walked Mr. Clean, aka the short midget who makes poop jokes. "Overlord Trump, the walls are falling." he said in his sexy, low shit-joke voice. "I must talk to Senior el hombre grande." he said, shoving past the midget.
Trump wanted nothing more than to escape into the warm arms of his senpai, Putin, but knew that would be impossible with Putin off to negotiate a treaty with the fuck boy guitarist and leader, Mikey G. With the complications resulting from the Skelly War, alliances needed to be reformed.
He took a step outside, letting the chilly October air (spoopy) rush through his hideously attractive toupee. "El hombre grande! Come fuck me, daddy!"
The Colossal Titan from the popular asian mange emerged, adjusting his sombrero. "SUCK MY MEATY COCK SENIORES TRUMP!!!"
Trump leapt forward, knowing his role as a submissive Cheeto-Puff, gripping the muscled thighs of the japanese fucker, and licked his thick erection of exposed muscles.
"SENIORES TRUMP YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE MOTHER RUSSIA!!!"
The supreme overlord's mouth was much too small to fit all of the colossus cock, so he had to make do with both of his arms and his glorious tongue. He licked and suckled, pumping his arms, bringing the large man closer and closer to the edge.
The big mexican japanese fucker then came into Seniores Trumps mouth, causing Trump to cum in his pants, untouched by any actual genital contact.
The Colossal Titan yearned for the tight grip of an orange anus around his astonishing and bulbous cock, yet even after all their meetings he still had not been inside the president-elect's squishy fun-factory.
"El Trumpo, how are the anus-expanding ass gauges working as of yet?" the Titan asked with anticipation.
"Fantastic. Believe me, I have the greatest anus. One more size and I'll be ready for a colossal pegging. You can finally break my Wall Maria and let all your little immigrants flow into me." replied Trump, acting cool, but slightly concerned for his future rectal health.
"Soon, Seniores Trump." boomed the Titan. "Soon."
The Titan steamed from his mouth in anticipation.
Dean Winchester moaned from several miles away, the faraway sight of trumpo too much for the tumblr-favorite man. "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!" cried shrek, waving his thick green fingers at him. All Dean wanted was to suckle those fingers and let Shrek penetrate his ass. Dean jumped on the sexy ogre, shoving cranberries into his long, glorious ears.
"Take that, big daddy!"
He tore off Shrek's ugly ass pants and proceeded to shove thick cranberries into Shrek's tight puckered love hole.
"Я хочу, чтобы ты эякулировать, зеленый человек" he whispered, before shrek came thick spurts of green love juice.