introducing.. THE OTHER GROUP CHATS
sweet.potato added saltysaltfries and devilica to Unnamed Groupchat
sweet.potato: since we have our spam squad chat, we should have a sister chat! :D
sweet.potato: CRAP NO
sweet.potato: I MEANT SIBLINGS OMG PEGGS IM SORRY IM STILL NOT USED TO YOU BEING AGENDER ;-;
saltysaltfries made the chat name gossip whippersnappers
saltysaltfries: shhh eliza my sweet sister is okay we all make mistakes :) <3
sweet.potato: :,) <3
devilica: are we not gonna talk about the name? wtf peg
saltysaltfries: i wasnt gonna say gossip girls bc that would be lying to myself so whippersnappers is tHE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE MUDDAFUCKERS
devilica: okay god calm yoself
sweet.potato: i could hear the strain in your voice as you tried not to type 'tits'
devilica: screw you idk if peg wants that
saltysaltfries: sadly i cannot mask the fact that i have tits so it would be fine. having tits doesnt mean i have a gender <3
devilica: okay thanks for clarifying love <333
sweet.potato: wth angie im the nice one eXCUSE
devilica: you wish
sweet.potato: ;-;
turtleyyyboi added sweet.potato and the-tomcat to Unnamed Groupchat
turtleyyyboi: eliza made a schuyler sibling chat so im making a polyamory chat! <3
sweet.potato: aww sweet jawn
the-tomcat: eliza can you come over
sweet.potato: ?? why bae???
the-tomcat: um no reason
the-tomcat: just that like
the-tomcat: well
the-tomcat sent seeforyourself.jpg
sweet.potato: OMG
sweet.potato: HOLY CRAP
sweet.potato: IS THAT A KITTEN OMFG
turtleyyyboi: dude alex i thought we werent gonna tell her
sweet.potato: KDJWUFI9EOWHFHFH MEOW MEOW MEOW MREW MEW TRMW MRIWE MRONR CATS
the-tomcat: im sowwy john but like
the-tomcat: i need someone to get it food
sweet.potato: where?? did you?? find this little angel?? can i steal it??
sweet.potato: AND OMG I WILL GET IT 59838 BAGS OF CAT FOOD LETS GO ILL BE THERE IN TEN MINUTES MY LOVES
turtleyyyboi: o.o is she actually leaving
the-tomcat: idts lets ask peg
the-tomcat added saltysaltfries to Unnamed Groupchat
the-tomcat: is eliza w you?
saltysaltfries: no lmao she literally shrieked before dropping her phone and freaking sprinting out of the apartment squealing the whole time
saltysaltfries: it was the funniest FUCKING thing ive EVER seen
the-tomcat: holy crap shes actually going
saltysaltfries: going to what?
turtleyyyboi: scroll up
saltysaltfries: OMG YOU HAVE A CAT IM COMING OVER NOW ASSHOLES
saltysaltfries left Unnamed Groupchat
turtleyyyboi made the chat name polygon squad
the-tomcat: iM YODELINGG
the-tomcat added saltysaltfries, ihatedisney, casse*toi, turtleyyyboi, devilica and sweet.potato to sPAM SQUADDDD
the-tomcat sent catconvo.jpg
ihatedisney: WHAT YOU HAVE A CAT OML LAF AND I ARE LEAVING RN
casse*toi: wtf no
ihatedisney: i will give you 5 blowjobs
casse*toi: ...
casse*toi: hEY ALEXANDER MY MAN WE R COMING OVER RN
devilica: omg so thats where eliza and peggy were going lmao herc come and pick me up on ur way
ihatedisney: yas queen lets go
the-tomcat: shit okay im gonna have to be Cat Dad™ now i guess thx guys
turtleyyyboi: hOLY FUCK IM DYING
turtleyyyboi: ELIZA JUST SHOWED UP WITH TWO BAGS OF CAT FOOD, FIVE CAT TOYS AND A FUCJING CAT TOWET THING I CANY EVEN RN GOD HAS VLESSED ME TODAY I AM #BLESSEDAF #SOMUCHHOLINESS #IMNOWSTRAIGHIT
devilica: TAG YOURSELF IM '#BLESSEDAF'
ihatedisney: IM JOHN BEING SO NOT STRAIGHT THAT HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT LMAO '#IMNOWSTRAIGHIT'
casse*toi: IM 'GOD HAS VLESSED ME'
the-tomcat: im 'A FUCJING CAT TOWET' as well as NO YOU ROTTEN JAMBA JUICE YOU BETTER NOT BE STRAIGHT BC YOU ARE MY FREAKING BOYFRIEND AND YOU WILL LOVE ME IF IT KILLS YOU
saltysaltfries: im a mix of '#SOMUCHHOLINESS' and 'YOU WILL LOVE ME IF IT KILLS YOU'
sweet.potato: im IN LOVE WITH THIS CAT
GAYmes added kraftY and nope to Unnamed Groupchat
GAYmes: hi
kraftY: hi
nope: hi