Human Katherine
No ones pov
Katherine and Elena were driving around trying to find the bar in their dream that they've both been having. The car ride was silent, Elena glanced as Katherine who was sitting in the passenger seat with her head resting against the window.
"E-Elena?" Katherine stuttered out causing Elena to furrow her eyebrows. "What?" Elena asked kind of harshly. "I have to pee." Katherine said bluntly and Elena stared at her for a moment. "Right now?" Elena asked and Katherine sighed, "Yes right now." Katherine said and Elena groaned in frustration as she pulled over.
Katherine stared at the vampire for a while. "What?" Elena asked, "You um- you want me to pee outside?" Katherine asked and Elena sighed frustratedly. "No, I'm gonna make a bathroom appear out of my ass." Elena said sarcastically and Katherine rolled her eyes.
"Fine. Don't look." Katherine said causing Elena to roll her eyes as she got out of the car. About five minutes later Katherine entered the car again and put on her seatbelt. Elena started driving again and after awhile Katherine started to fall asleep.
As they got to a stop light Elena stared at her. She's never seen Katherine sleep before, maybe because she hasn't seen Katherine since she turned her human. Light snores started escaping Katherine's nose and Elena smiled softly.
"She's cute when she's not being annoying." Elena thought as she furrowed her eyebrows. "Did I just think that Katherine's cute? Well she does look like me so I guess it doesn't matter." Elena thought again as she kept driving.
Elena had been driving for hours and was starting to get frustrated. "We passed that diner like twenty minutes ago." Katherine mumbled causing Elena to jump a bit. "I thought you were sleeping." Elena said ignoring Katherine's previous comment.
"I was. But then I woke up." Katherine said bluntly and Elena only nodded. "Are we lost?" Katherine asked and Elena shook her head. "No." She said and Katherine shot her a look, "I just don't know where we are in this moment." Elena added quietly.
"So we're lost?" Katherine asked and Elena huffed. "I'm calling Damon." Katherine said as she got her phone out, Katherine groaned and Elena looked at her questionably. "My phones dead." Katherine said and Elena stared at her.
"Well can I use yours?" Katherine asked slightly agitated. "It's in my bag." Elena said and Katherine reached into Elena's bag. "Yours is dead too." Katherine said as she threw Elena's phone back in the bag and sighed.
"Its okay, I can find my way back." Elena said and Katherine rolled her eyes. "Yay Elena's gonna find our way back, I'm not worried at all." Katherine mumbled sarcastically and Elena scoffed. "Well I don't see you trying to help." Elena commented and Katherine shrugged.
Elena only rolled her eyes as they continued driving. After while Katherine didn't say a word so Elena decided to turn the radio on. Please don't leave me by Pink started to play and it surprised Elena when Katherine started to hum softly.
"What is it with you that makes me act like this? I've never been this nasty." Katherine sang softly and Elena couldn't help but smile. "Can't you see that this is all just a contest the one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest!" Elena sang back catching Katherine by surprise.
"But baby I don't mean it! I mean it, I promise." Katherine sang back and Elena bursted into fits of laughter. "I didn't know you knew this song." Elena admitted and Katherine only shrugged.
"It's not the worse song ever." Katherine mumbled and Elena only gave her an amused look. "Grgrgrggrg" Elena gave Katherine another look, "Was that your stomach?" Elena asked and Katherine huffed embarrassedly. "I'm hungry." Katherine said, "We've been driving for like six hours." Katherine added defensively.
"Why didn't you say something?" Elena asked and Katherine shrugged. "I didn't wanna spend anymore time with you than I had to." Katherine said bluntly and Elena rolled her eyes. "But now that we're lost I suppose there's no point in being hungry. So can we stop and get something to eat?" Katherine asked and Elena gave her a look.
"What's the magic word?" Elena asked trying to get on Katherine's nerves. "Elena get me food or else I'll find a way to drive a stake through your pretty little heart." Katherine growled, and even though Elena was now way stronger than Katherine, she still kind of scared the vampire.
"Fine, geez. What are you in the mood for?" Elena asked and Katherine shrugged. "I don't care." Katherine admitted, "Just no Chinese food, I ate bad take out the other day and I threw up for an hour straight." Katherine said and Elena laughed.
Katherine glared at her, "It's not funny." She mumbled and Elena shrugged. "Funny to me." Elena admitted and Katherine growled, "Look there's a diner up ahead." Elena said and Katherine nodded. "They better have fries." Katherine said warningly and Elena shook her head but smiled.
As Elena pulled into the parking lot, that was almost vacant she got out of the car. Katherine soon followed and they walked into the diner. "Hello ladies, just sit anywhere." A waitress said as Elena smiled and nodded. Katherine sat in a booth and Elena sat across from her.
"Hello ladies, do you know what you want to drink tonight?" An older woman asked and Katherine nodded. "A large coke please." Katherine said and the woman nodded, "And for you hun?" She asked Elena. "Oh uh, I won't be eating tonight." Elena said and the woman only nodded.
"Alright honey, why don't you take a look at the menu and decide what you wanna eat, while I go grab your drink." The waitress said and Katherine only nodded as the woman walked off.
Katherine opened the menu and her mouth practically watered as she read it. "Mmmm I'm stuck between pancakes or a burger and fries." Katherine said and Elena gave her an amused stare. "You like pancakes?" Elena asked and Katherine nodded eagerly.
"Back before I was a vampire we didn't have pancakes, so I never really tried them till last month." Katherine said bluntly and Elena stared at her. "You've never tried pancakes till last month?" She asked staring at Katherine as if she had three heads. "Well yeah, I mean I didn't think there was a point in eating food when I was a vampire." Katherine said and Elena only nodded.
"Here's your coke. Do you know what you'll be having tonight?" The waitress asked as she set Katherine's drink in front of her. "I want a double cheese burger with everything, and some fries." Katherine said and the waitress nodded as she wrote it down in her notepad.
"Okay little lady, I'll be back with your food." She said as Katherine smiled and nodded. After the waitress walked off Katherine took a drink of her soda. "That's a lot of food you ordered." Elena said and Katherine shrugged. "You try being hungry every second of every day." She said and Elena only rolled her eyes in response.
"So what have you been doing these past few months?" Elena asked breaking the tension. "Working, eating, sleeping." Katherine answered bluntly. "You work now?" Elena asked raising an eyebrow at her doppelgänger. "Well how else am I supposed to pay bills Elena?" Katherine asked sarcastically and Elena rolled her eyes.
"I just didn't think you were the working type." Elena mumbled, "I'm not. But I have to." Katherine said and Elena nodded. "Well what do you do?" Elena asked, "Well I'm a cocktail waitress on Wednesday's and Thursday's. A bar tender on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Friday's. And I don't work weekends." Katherine said and Elena stared at her for awhile with a smile on her lips.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Katherine asked and Elena shrugged, "You work." Elena said and Katherine furrowed her eyebrows, "You eat, you sleep, you pee." Elena added. "Well that's what a human does Elena." Katherine said harshly.
"Trust me if I could, I would become immortal again and go to France or something. But I can't." Katherine said and Elena sighed. "Come on Katherine is it that bad?" Elena asked and Katherine glared at her. "My feet hurt, my throat is always dry, I'm constantly hungry, and I have to pee like every five minutes!" Katherine hissed and Elena rolled her eyes.
"One double cheese burger with everything and a side of fries. You enjoy." The waitress said as she set Katherine's food down in front of her. "Thank you." Katherine said with a small smile and the waitress smiled and walked off. Katherine wasted no time into digging in and taking a bite out of her burger.
Katherine let out a satisfying moan and it made Elena's mouth go dry. "Is it good?" Elena asked regaining her dignity. "It's so freakin good." Katherine said as she continued eating.
Elena watched as Katherine took another bite out of her cheese burger and set it down to grab fries. She smiled as she watched Katherine practically stuff her face with food. "What?" Katherine asked with a mouth full of fries.
"Nothing." Elena said softly and Katherine only shrugged as she continued eating. "What have you been up to these past few months?" Katherine asked breaking the silence and Elena gave her a strange look. "W-What?" Elena asked making sure she heard right.
"I said what have you been up to these past few months?" Katherine asked again as she popped a fry into her mouth. "Nothing much, making sure Jermey's doing okay in school, making sure Caroline and Bonnie are okay. Nothing really exciting." Elena said bluntly and Katherine nodded as she took a drink.
"How have you an Damon been?" Katherine asked curiously and Elena shrugged. "We broke up a couple months ago." She said bluntly and Katherine nodded. "Is that why you're trying so desperately to find Stefan?" She asked and Elena's eyes widened.
"What? No! I'm way over Stefan, I'm just worried about him." Elena said truthfully and Katherine nodded. "Why are you trying to find Stefan?" Elena asked curiously. "Same as you. I'm worried about him." Katherine said bluntly.
"So you have no feelings for him what so ever?" Elena asked and Katherine nodded, "Nope, the Stefan thing is so in the past." Katherine said bluntly. "Well do you have your eye on anyone right now?" Elena couldn't help but ask.
"I mean not that I care or anything! I just, you know- I'm just curious." Elena started blabbering and Katherine stared at her with an amused look on her face. "No, Elena, I'm not seeing anyone right now." Katherine said and Elena nodded as she chewed on her bottom lip nervously.
"I'm so full." Katherine said changing the subject as she pushed the plate away from her. "Ma'am?" Katherine called the waitress over, "Yes Hun?" She asked. "Can we have the check and a to-go box please?" Katherine asked and the waitress nodded. "Of course honey." She said as she walked off.
"Wow, so you do have manners." Elena said sarcastically and Katherine glared at her. She was about to say a snarky comment but the waitress cut in and set a box and the check down in front of them. "Thank you." Katherine said smiling softly as the waitress nodded and walked off.
"You're paying." Katherine mumbled as she put her food in the to-go box. "What? Why do I have to pay?!" Elena asked and Katherine shrugged. "Cause you owe me for turning me human." Katherine said bluntly, "You were trying to kill me!" Elena said defensively and Katherine shrugged.
"Fine, whatever, I'll pay." Elena grumbled and Katherine smiled innocently at her. "Thank you." She said sarcastically and Elena glared at her as she took her wallet out and paid. "Have a nice night!" Katherine called out as they both walked out. They walked back to the car and Katherine shivered. Elena noticed she didn't have a jacket on and sighed as she took off her jacket and wrapped it around Katherine.
Katherine mumbled a quiet "thank you" as they got into the car. "It's getting dark." Katherine said as Elena started driving. "I can see that." Elena said, "Well shouldn't we be staying somewhere? Like a hotel? So I can sleep." Katherine said and Elena sighed. "I'm gonna be broke by the time we get back to mystic falls." Elena said and Katherine giggled.
Elena found herself admiring Katherine's giggle, she thought it was the cutest sound that's ever escaped Katherine's lips. "Fine, we'll stop at a hotel for the night. Then we'll ask for directions back to mystic falls in the morning." Elena said and Katherine nodded.
"Agreed." Katherine said and Elena drove till she found the nearest motel. Elena paid for a room as the man at the front desk gave her a key. Elena grabbed Katherine's wrist and walked off. "Okay, are you happy now?" Elena asked as they walked into the room.
Katherine plopped herself on the bed and sighed contently. "Very." She said with an innocent smile on her lips. "Wait, why is there only one bed?" Katherine asked as she sat up. "Because this is the only room they had available." Elena said and Katherine shrugged. "Okay, but I'm warning you now, I'm a blanket hogger." Katherine admitted and Elena laughed.
"How will I ever survive the night?" Elena asked sarcastically and Katherine rolled her eyes. Katherine stood up and took off her jeans and Elena's jacket. Leaving her in a small teeshirt and underwear. Elena's eyes trailed up and down her body, "Take a picture it'll last longer." Katherine said snapping Elena back into reality.
"W-What?" Elena asked and Katherine laughed. "You were totally checking me out." Katherine said and Elena glared at her, "I was not! I was just amazed by how similar we look." Elena lied and Katherine nodded, "Uh-huh." She said not buying what Elena was saying.
"Sure." Katherine said sarcastically. "Why did you take off your pants anyways?" Elena asked and Katherine shrugged. "I wanted to be comfy." Katherine admitted and Elena only nodded in response. After watching tv and Katherine's constant complaining about the motel not having cable, they decided to go to sleep.
Elena laid in bed awake, "Katherine really does hog the covers." Elena thought as she stared at Katherine. Elena tried to get some blanket but Katherine only pulled it away snuggling into it more. "Katherine I'm cold too." Elena mumbled as she took the blanket.
"Stop." Katherine grumbled as she tried to take the blanket back. "I want some too." Elena said and Katherine groaned. "I don't care." Katherine said trying to take the covers back, but Elena was too strong.
Katherine groaned, "Fine." Katherine said as she got under the covers and snuggled into Elena. "Uh what are you doing?" Elena asked awkwardly staring at Katherine who was lying on her chest.
"Sleeping." Katherine mumbled and Elena rolled her eyes, "Why are you cuddling with me?" Elena asked and Katherine huffed. "Because I want the blanket, and you want the blanket, and this is my solution." Katherine said bluntly.
"Your solution is cuddling?" Elena asked skeptically, "Do you have a better idea?" Katherine asked and Elena sighed. "No." She mumbled, "Then we're cuddling." Katherine said bluntly.
Elena didn't take Katherine as a cuddler, but clearly she was wrong. Because the entire night Katherine practically clung onto her like she was a teddy bear. Elena found it oddly cute, but she spent the rest of the night trying to figure out why the hell she kept thinking that Katherine was cute.
"W-What time is it?" Katherine asked stirring awake, "Six." Elena answered and Katherine groaned. "Too early." Katherine grumbled as she plopped her head back onto Elena's chest.
"Stefan and Damon never told me you were a cuddler." Elena admitted staring down at Katherine. "Cause I never cuddled with them." Katherine said bluntly and Elena only nodded. "You know being here with you isn't all that bad." Katherine mumbled and Elena's eyes widened.
"Did you just admit that you like hanging out with me?" Elena asked smirking at the ceiling. "No! I said it's not that bad." Katherine stated and Elena nodded, "You like hanging out with me." Elena teased and Katherine rolled her eyes.
"Katherine likes hanging out with me. Katherine likes hanging out with me." Elena chanted earning a glare from Katherine. "Will you shut up?" Katherine hissed. "Admit you like hanging out with me and I will." Elena said with a smug smile on her face.
"Fine. I enjoy hanging out with you." Katherine mumbled, "What was that? I didn't hear you." Elena said teasingly and Katherine glared at her, "I like hanging out with you." Katherine said again, louder this time.
Elena smiled softly, "I like hanging out with you too Kath." Elena said. "Don't ever call me that again." Katherine said warningly. "Okay okay, sorry Kath." Elena teased and Katherine groaned. "I hate you." Katherine mumbled as she rested her head on Elena's chest again.
Elena was about to say that she hated her too, but she couldn't, because she didn't. She hated Katherine as a vampire. But Katherine as a human? Well not so much.