First Date
Prompt: First Date
A babysitter, Sombra thinks, biting back a sneer and resisting the urge to glare at McCree. A goddamn babysitter on my first date with Satya!
It had taken her weeks to even get the former architech to speak to her. Weeks! And almost another month on top of that to get her to agree to a date! After all that effort, and Overwatch still required a senior agent to watch them. But if she wanted Satya to agree to the date, she had to agree to their…supervisor.
“Be right back,” McCree says, gently squeezing Satya’s shoulder and making Sombra let out an almost silent hiss at the cowboy’s easy affection towards Satya.
“Alright,” Satya nods, taking a sip of her wine. “Is there any reason you look like you’ve taken a bite out of a lemon?” she asks, raising a brow at Sombra.
“It’s nothing,” Sombra pouts.
“It’s something,” Satya says, rolling her eyes, “seeing as you’ve been pouting this entire meal. What is it?”
“McCree’s presence,” Sombra says, deciding to gamble on honesty.
“Did you really think you’d get a date with me with no one playing babysitter?” Satya asks, a teasing smile curling her lips. “Really?”
“Yes,” Sombra says.
“You’ve hacked and attempted to hack Overwatch on multiple occasions. You work on contract for Talon frequently,” Satya says, counting off on her fingers the reasons Overwatch wouldn’t want them on a date alone. “Reaper is apparently your friend which concerns certain older parties within Overwatch. There are valid concerns for my chastity if I’m left alone with you. Things like that.”
“I…” Sombra trails off, noticing Satya’s final point. “What? Why are they worried for your chastity?” And who the fuck even words things like that?
“Because Jesse, understandably, is of the opinion that based on my own comments, if we were left alone on a date, I’d have left Overwatch a virgin and come back not,” Satya says, smile hidden behind the wine glass as Sombra chokes on air.
“¿Qué?” she asks faintly.
“I don’t think you need me to repeat that,” Satya says, smile deepening as McCree reappears. “But maybe on our second date…well, supervision probably won’t be required there.”