Food Fight
A bright light emitted from Steven's pocket.
"Steven, what's that?"
"Its uhh my phone! I have to take this!" He said as he ran to the bathroom and slammed the door.
"Well that was weird" said Pearl as she sat down.
"Who cares if Steven is weird. Let's eat!"
Amethyst reached for the bread but was met with a smack from a spoon.
"Hey!"
"We don't eat until Steven comes! You are just gonna eat all if it!" Pearl continued on about politeness and being respectful but Amethyst was just letting her eyes wander. Garnet was strangely quiet and didn't even move a muscle. It was like.. if she knew something was gonna happen.
"AMEtHySt! ArE you evEn lisTeNing?!"
"HUh?" She snapped out of it and heard snickering.
No doubt it was Lapis.
"Don't you have something other to do than giggle like a pig?!"
Apparently Lapis didn't know what a "pig" was but she of coursed knew it was an insult. So she breathed in and did a very mature thing.
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She threw a bread stick.
It impacted her target's face and everything grew surprisingly quiet. Even Peridot stopped making cheesy jokes to an unresponsive Garnet and gave her full attention to the scene.
"Now. I will not have food wAsTEd-" Pearl started but it was too late.
Soup covered Lapis from head to waist.
"FOOd FIgHt!" laughed Peridot as she threw a piece of bread, not really aiming at anything.
Lapis lifted every ounce of soup and returned it, this time with more force.
"sToP it! Y-" Pearl was hit by a chair.
"HAhHah! This is fun!" Peridot stopped throwing food and started throwing anything she could get her hands on. A big bang shook the house but they all kept throwing food (and chairs in Peridot's account). Garnet just got up and went inside the temple, clearly attended on doing something important.
"You stupid DeFeCt!" Lapis yelled throwing a chicken leg. Another bang shook the house.
"You caged moNsTeR!" Amethyst yelled throwing a salad.
"StOp iT YOU TWO! THE DINNER IS RUINED NOW!" Pearl screeched.
"Guys! Please stop now! This was fun but my bowtie is ruined!" Peridot said sadly as she showed her bowtie covered in soup.
Another bang erupted in the house.
Lapis and Amethyst froze. Guilt for ruining Peridot's bowtie welled up in them.
"I'm sorry." They said at the same time. They shared a glare before looking back at her.
"Here let's go get you a new one" Amethyst said as she walked towards her.
"No!" Lapis yelled as she ran and grabbed her.
"We will just make a new one at the barn. We are leaving now." Lapis rushed to the warp pad.
"Do we have to go now?!" whined Peridot.
"Yes we do." she gave Amethyst a look before disappearing.
Pearl was already fuming as she started to clean up the mess that was left behind.
Amethyst just ran into her room.
Garnet still hasn't been understood for her actions.
Steven is taking an awful lot of time with the call he is taking.
And another bang shook the house.
This dinner was a disaster.