Cynical
Mel: BREN AND DAL DO NOTHING BUT FUCKING SLEEP. LIKE WTF. LITERALLY ANYTIME YOU HEAR ABOUT THEM THEY ARE ALWAYS NAPPING. LIKE NOT EVEN IN A SEXUAL WAY, THEY JUST SLEEP.
Pete: Lucky ducks. I cant sleep through the night, much less in the day too.
Spencer: yeah, you're up all night talking to Mikey. Word of advice: WE SLEEP THO
Mikey: it's not his fault insomnia kicks ass.
Gerard: then what's ur excuse Mikes. You haven't slept since like 3rd fucking grade.
Mikey: coffee is my poison bro.
Gerard: I knew I shouldn't have put coffee in your sippy cup...
Mel: WHAT
Mikey: when I was 2 Gee gave me coffee in a sippy cup
Gerard: well u should've shut up
Mikey: I WAS TWO
gerard: yeah and annoying af
Frank: guys I'm listening to Blink 182 and I have a gr8 remake. Ready?
There's a cynical feeling that I should PUNCH YALL IN THE FUCKING FACE BECAUSE YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING BLINK 182 TIME WITH YOUR DAMN NOTIFICATIONS
Dan: huh. I thought the emo trinity's chat would be sophisticated and about band stuff. This is beautiful tho.
Frank: HOLY FUCK UR HERE. SHITTTTTT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION IVE SAID TO MUCH. UH OKAY. FRERARD AND BRALLON ISNT REAL. AND UH PETEKY ISNT REAL AND UM PETERICK IS REAL. HAHA what you've learned in this chat doesn't leave this fucking chat. Remember: Dallon is the only tall person that scares me.
Dallon: DAMN FRANK CHILL. ITS TOO LATE. HE ALREASY KNOWS.
Dan: okay I'm low key scared of Frank. It's the short ones you've gotta look out for.
Brendon: fr tho. Patrick is a tiny bean and I'm still scared of him.
Patrick: you was the one that insulted Tyler
Brendon: I SAID HE WAS CHILL. U JUST THOUGHT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Patrick: oh right