Batshit Crazy
Mikey: does anyone wanna trade rooms
Joe: y
Mikey: because if I have to watch ryan make out with that Tayler girl one more time im gonna drink bleach.
Gerard: KILL HIM WITH FIRE.
Frank: easy there gee
Gerard: HE WILL SCAR MY ACE BROTHER
Halsey: just ignore him. I heard him talking to Jon about how she is just to make Brendon jealous because he got a "super model" as a Bf after the broke-up. Apparently he's pissed that beeb was able to get with the hottest guy in parkway after he "ditched him"
Pete: THATS IT LET ME AT HIM!
Patrick: joe just had to tackle Brendon because he tried to punch a wall
Mel: Brendon sit your ass down you don't even have your cast off yet
Frank: Dallon just threw his glass at the wall and shattered it and gerard pinned him to the wall when he tried to walk out of the room.
Halsey: EVERYONE CALM THE HELL DOWN! ryan is an asshole, we've already established this. we just have to ignore him.
Brendon: Dallon is like a super model tbh
Halsey: Brendon ur not listening to me.
Brendon: yea yea ryans an asshole yadayada
Mel: okay. Frank, take care of the glass, gerard, keep an eye on Dallon, joe keep an eye on Brendon, Patrick don't let him hurt his hand again. everyone just calm.
Spencer: incoming Mikey
Mikey: shit.
Mel: what the fuck now
Mikey: AHHH HOLY SHITTT
Mikey: PETE JUST SHOVED TAYLER OUT OF THE ROOM AND PUNCHED RYAN IN THE FACE
Mikey: HE JUST GRABBED HIM BY THE SHIRT COLLAR AND YELLED "IF YOU FUCK WITH MY FREIND ONE MORE TIME YOU WILL WAKE UP AS A GIRL"
Tyler: omg me and josh are watching through the window.
Josh: ryan looks like hes about to cry.
Mikey: tayler just walked out mumbling "dumb ass faggots ruining everything"
Tyler: OH MY GOD PETE JUST PULLED HER BACK INTO THE ROOM
Josh: HES YELLING AT HER "THIS DIPFUCK IS GAY DUMBASS! HE DONT EVEN LIKE YOU! HES BAKING HIS EX BOYFRIEND JEAOUS!"
Mikey: Tayler just slapped Ryan across the face and walked out
Josh: ryan just took a swing on pete
Tyler: mikey punched ryan
Josh: pete knocked ryan out
Tyler: ryan is now passed out on the bed
Brendon: Pete, I don't tell you this often, but I love you man.
Pete: I love you too beeb
Josh: well at least now I will have a friend in detention.
Pete: nah he wont tell on me. why do u have detention.
Josh: no reason...
Tyler: he punched bert in the face
Gerard: ha
Pete: why??
Josh: he was flirting with Tyler...
Pete: ...
Josh: hey that is a completely valid reason! u would punch someone if they flirted with mikey!
Pete: tru
Mel: this whole group is bat shit crazy...