He Was A Good Brother...
Gerard: melanie are the two fucksticks dating?!?
Mel: depends, which fucksticks r we talking bout?
Frank: the giraffe and the 4head
Brendon: wow
Frank: stfu 4head
Dallon: i will hurt ur midget ass
Gerard: and ill kill ur giraffe ass
Mel: all of u shut up. Beebs and Dal answer the twats question.
Joe: everyone wants to know.
Mel: i will get u 2 if ur not dating.
Brendon and Dallon looked at each other. "Are we just gonna fuck with them." Brendon asked with a smirk. "Defiantly." Dallon replied laughing.
Brendon: what r u talking about? Me and Dallon aren't dating.
Gerard: WHAT!?!?
Frank: NOOOOOO!!!
Mel: U HOES!
Dallon: why would we be dating??
Andy: u guys cant hide from me. I like parks too u know.
Brendon: okay...?
Andy: u guys are fucking stupid -_-
Andy: i seen u 2 kissing in the park.
Mel: and in my room.
Andy: always be aware of ur surroundings my frens
Dallon: fuck.
Brendon: andy r u a fucking ninja!?
Andy: yes. yes i am.
Pete: WOAH MY DRUMMER IS A NINJA! COOOOLLLLL!
Patrick: i think u mean our drummer??
Joe: its Fall Out Boy, not Fall Out Pete.
Pete: i didnt mean it like that u heifers.
Gerard: guys better be fucking dating cause Frank is literally crying rn. We shipped Brallon so hard.
Mel: yes the fucksticks r dating.
Brendon changed their name to FuckStick
Dallon changed their name to FuckStick2
Frank: YASSSS BRALLON IS THE REAL OTP
Tyler: OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP
Patrick: NOOOOOO NOT TYLER TOO
Joe: sorry babe, the otp got tyler.
Patrick: he was a good brother. im gonna miss him.
Gerard: he will be missed
Josh: ;-;