Aren't we lucky?
"So, Hoseok..."
"Hyung?"
"Hoseok likes someone and I don't know if I should help because I can but I don't know if he wants me to know or wants me to help..."
"Hyung!"
"What!?"
"Hold you horses. We don't even know if it's true."
"It is. I have sources."
"Really? Hoseok has always been career-oriented."
"Until recently."
"Do I want to know who?"
"...Instagram."
"Damn, he's pulling."
"Not yet. That's why I said I want to help."
"I think he can take care of himself."
"But..."
"Let him be, Seokjin."
"Okay."
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"Okay, now I know what you meant."
"Joon ah?"
"Jungkook bounced on me. Booty call."
"... do I have to poison someone?"
"I'll make some calls."
"Do that. Seriously though, doesn't it feel like we're sending the kids off one by one into the adult world?"
"It does. Feels weird."
"Especially Jimin. I had to tuck condoms into his pocket like a goddamn mother."
"Aren't you?"
"Don't push it."
"Aw, love you too. When are we getting to do this again though? Last I check we can't get married here yet."
"Well, I don't want to do this again. They will crowd my house later anyway, I don't have room for more."
"For me?"
"You are cleaning that house Joonie."
"Damn it."
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"SOS."
"?"
"Hoseok. Source says to stand by."
"Damn it, I'm stuck at the studio. Rendering."
"I'll keep you updated."
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"We're good. Hoseok won't be back tonight."
"Did he bring lube? Did you have a talk with him before?"
"Yes, leader. He's prepared."
"So that's last one then."
"Joon, I'm getting kind of emotional."
"It's okay honey, the important thing is the kids are happy."
"You know what couples who have sent off all the kids do?"
"Hm?"
"A lot of sex."
"Be back in 5."