Chapter 8
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Is it on? Am I recording? I can't tell.
The light's on.
Oh, yeah. OK hi everyone, this is Root here for the first of my summer vacation vlogs! I'm going to add a cool graphic there when I'm editing the video. I am here with my awesome, amazing, super sexy girlfriend Shaw! Say hi to everyone, Shaw.
Who do you think is going to watch this?
Lots of people! So be nice to them and say hi.
Hi.
Sameen is in a very talkative mood today. Why don't you tell us where we are today?
We're in my room.
That's right, we are together in Sameen's room on the first day of our first summer vacation as a couple and we are going to spend every single second of it together!
Well most of them, anyway.
So for our first episode of many, I thought it would be fun for us to do a little couples quiz. First question, Shaw, how do you think our relationship is going?
Awesome.
Wow, very strong words from Shaw! Can you elaborate on that a bit?
Why are we doing this? ....OK, fine, don't look at me like that. You're smart and you're hot and I like you. So it's awesome.
Sameen!
...Is this video just going to be us kissing? Only weirdos are going to watch that.
I'd watch it.
OK you just proved my point.
Leave a comment if you want us to kiss more. OK, next question. What is your favorite part of your girlfriend?
Is this a trick question?
I would never trick you, sweetie.
OK, legs.
Interesting choice! My answer would be your mind, obviously.
Wait, I thought you meant like physical stuff. You did trick me!
It's too late to go back and change your answer, Shaw, and now the whole internet knows you care about my body more than my brains.
This quiz is dumb.
Don't worry, there's still plenty of chances to redeem yourself. Next question, what's the first date you're going to take your super amazing girlfriend on this summer?
You wrote this, didn't you? This isn't actually a real quiz.
Answer the question, Sameen, don't stall.
OK, fine, I'm going to invite my awesome girlfriend to the beach next week.
Wow, really? What a great date idea!
I already told you about this.
Sameen, we have to act for the video! Also, leave a comment if you want our next video to be Shaw trying on swimsuits.
You just want to see that.
Well, I'm only human.
You see what I have to deal with? She's like this all the time.
You love me.
Yeah, I do. Tell you what, turn off this stupid video and I'll get my mom to take us down to try some stuff on.
Blackmail! OK bye everyone, something very important has come up but we'll see you next time. Say goodbye, Sameen!
Bye. If you're watching this you really need better hobbies.