The Auditorium, Rules And Crazy Teachers
The next morning was rough. Everyone got a wake up call like you were in a hotel! You had to be in the lecture hall at 7:00 so you got ready, put your schedule in your backpack, took out your map and made your way to the food court to grab some coffee beforehand. You didn't feel like eating anyway. The food court had no teachers. It was only students inside. You quickly went to the drink section, got your coffee and left. As you pulled your map out, you saw everyone going the opposite way. You decided to follow them since they probably knew where they were going. Soon you reached the beautiful lecture hall. It was only a block from the food court and you never would have made it if you had gone the wrong way like you almost did earlier. The building itself was huge! The outside was adorned with statues of people, animals and ships. Country flags hung from poles around the dome top, draped down and flapped in the wind. The inside was even more beautiful. The seats were all red velvet and the floors were hardwood that looked like dark chocolate. You continued to follow the crowd to the far right of the auditorium as more people flowed in. Soon enough, the whole room was full and people were being directed upstairs to the balconies. There were three more stories to the building and you began to wish you went up instead of staying on the main floor. There was always another day though, so you would just have to deal with it. The flow of people slowed and everyone began to quiet down. Lights were dimmed and a man came from behind the curtains in front of you. This all seemed like a show! The theater like auditorium, the curtains, the dimmed lights, everything.
“Hello students! Welcome to Hetalia World United University. Some of you have been attending here for awhile...And some of you are new! Can you freshman stand up please!” You stood and many others around you did as well. Almost the whole main floor was standing and the man smiled “Oh this is marvelous! You can sit now. I am your Headmaster! Headmaster Foundland is my name, and I am so happy to have so many talented students here in my lecture hall! You all probably don't care all that much about me so we're just going to go straight to the rules. I'm sure that you juniors and seniors here must be tired of hearing this every year but it's mandatory” You watch as the curtains open to reveal a large screen with a slide show of the staff. You watched as people's faces flashed by with their flag being waved by them. “Our number one rule here is to respect where others some from. The second is to study hard, this school is not a joke. We will not hesitate to send you home if you stay up drinking all night and fail every test. Speaking of tests! Number three! You must pass our pre-exam. You will of course get a study packet but you must learn and memorize the material. If you get lower than an 80% on the exam, you will be sent home” You felt your stomach drop. ~So those people on the internet were right! What a turn of events~
“The test will have sixteen categories. Each category six questions. That means the test is not too big, only a total of ninety six questions on it. It is re-written yearly and everyone must take it, no matter what grade you are in.” The rest of what he said was all about expectations in the classroom and how to respect your teachers. Next, video messages were played. Each one was from a different teacher. There were a handful but they were actually pretty cool.
“Hola everyone! I’m Mr. Fernández-Carriedo and I've returned home to Spain for the summer! I am currently in Madrid with my cousin Eduardo or Mr. Ramirez to you all! I'm going to take you around here for the day!” Then the video cut to a restaurant “We’re eating churros! They're my favorite! After this we're going there~” the camera pointed to a colorful street full of stores “We’re gonna go buy stuff we will never use again” the other man, Eduardo, said from the side. There was a gasp and the camera zoomed in on the other man's face “How rude of you! I thought we were family!” Everyone laughed as the other man muttered “You wish, Tonio”
The next video was of a little blond man in the snow.
“Moi! I'm your Finnish teacher Mr. Tino Väinämöinen! You can always call me Mr. V if you can't pronounce that! Right now I'm in Jyväskylä, Finland and as you can tell it is very cold! I'll keep you updated on the conditions!” ~He’s pretty cute~ you think ~I hope I end up getting him~ “Okay guys! I've stopped into a restaurant to get some coffee and I decided to invite this guy!” He said excitedly as he pointed the camera at another man ~Dang there's a whole lotta guys around here huh?~ he was also blond and was pretty tall looking “This is Berwald! He is the Swedish teacher at our school, isn't that right Sve?” The taller man nodded and his lips twitched upward a bit “I hope a whole bunch of you get this guy for wood shop! He may seem intimidating but he's really just a big teddy bear!” The other man blushed a bit and everyone ‘ooooo!’d at him. “Okay guys my camera is dying I have to go n-” the video cut off and that was that.
The last one was the loudest person you have ever heard.
“Hey guys! I'm your American teacher-” ~well that explains it~ “And I'm in Houston, Texas right now! Oh man! It's so hot! I got a sick sunburn on my back!” His laugh was more annoying than his voice. You cringed at the horrid sound coming from the man's vocal chords “Anyway, I’m taking you guys with me to the Space Center! It's gonna be so cool!” The video cut once more to the rather annoying man laughing at a kid trying to climb the exhibit “Guys!” He whisper-yelled between laughs “Ha-ha guys! He’s gonna get in so much trouble!-”
“Hey!” Another voice yelled “Do to have permission to film on this property?” The American’s face froze and he took off running
“Shitshitshitshit-!” The video cut off that was the last one.
Everyone applauded. You did too, but you had no idea how those videos related to anything. The headmaster came back out and talked for another fifteen minutes before sending everyone to the dorms once again, what in the world is wrong with this school? Is it just you, or is it too good to be true?