Spring awakening: a new fanime episode 1
Alex: wow i cant beleive it today is the first day fof school at germany in this new transfer program wowhawah
*he enters the class but cool haha *
Knochenbruch: WOW YOU, are lat...E I WILL not tolerate horrible behavior like this… detention for tyou *looks at paper* alex bonfire yellow
Alex: its boniello
Knochenbruch: ok sit down
Alex: -sits down in his seat and looks kinda pissed off like >:/-
Anna: pssssst
Alex: looks back
Anna: hands him a paper
Alex: ????????
[idk what exactly is gonna be on the paper aside from the goddamn shit idk ill think of it later lmao.]
Alex: looks back and kinda just. Pissed off look like >:^(((((
Anna: :^)
Alex: hands her a paper and SIGHS REALLY LOUDLY
*time passes and bell rings*
Georg: fuck guys i dont wanna go to piano practice….but fraulien grossenbustenhalter will not! BE ! KEPT! WAITING!
Hanschen: shut up tittymaster
Georg: ????? *offended*
Moritz: melchi i wish you didnt have detention today :( it really ruined our plans we were going to watch johnny test im Really upset now…..
Melchi: ...sorry but it was for a good cause
Otto: ????? ALL YOU DID WAS INTERRUPT KNOCHENBRUCH AND SAID THAT GOD ISNT REAL
Melchi: like i said, a good cause
Alex: !!! oh you have detention too? I have detention, uhhh can i walk with you to the detention room?
Melchi: yea sure !
Hanschen: i mean since i have detention too i guess ill walk with you guys
Alex: what did you get detention for uhhh [looks at paper] hands?
Hanschen: i have no friends so i just hang out in detention
[awkward silence……]
Melchi: so hanschen i heard u broke up with ernst. Whats that all about
Hanschen: he broke my dick. It was in a cast for a month i couldnt jerk off it was horrible.
Melchi: oh wow that must suck. U know i cant go a day withput *rly corrputed audio voice* NUTTING
Hanchen: my dick is good now… for anyone.. Wondering ;) *looks into the camera like in the office but winking*
Alex: what are you looking at hams
Hanschen: the camera like im in the office
Melchi: hey hanschen since you and ernst are over, u wanna hang out sometime ;)
Hanschen: uh haha...sure
Melchi: god isnt real u know..
Ahanschen: SWOONS
SOME OTHR TEACHER: detention is dismissed
melchi: so alex tell us abt urself
alex:IM alex boniello and i like video games, and singing? And plaing the… ocarina
*PICTURE OF ALEX PLAYING THE OCARINA*
*MELCHI AND HANSCHEN JUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER AND SIGH OR SMTH*
Hanschen: since youre new you should meet the rest of the class usually after school we gather in the courtyard
Melchi: yeah cmon we can show you the way
*they wZAlk TO THE COURTAyd*
Hanschen: everybody this is alex our new student, alex
EVERYbody: hi alex…
Melchi: i want evryone to introduce themselves so alex gets to know everybody :)
Thea: ill star. Hi im thea and *SOMETHING*
*points to moritz
Moritz: hi im moritz and im kinda sad i cant pronounce gebe.. Geni.. gena.
Melchi: genitalia
Moritz yea! And it makes me real mad
*points to anna*
Anna: MY NAME IS ANNA and im bad at school a lot of people say im a stupid fool *moritz and ernst in the bg: me too! The fuck?*
Melchi: hi im melchi and i know this is odd, but i really dont believe in god !! :D [everyone: WE KNOWWWWWW] *points to otto*
[beat stops]
Otto, in a distorted audio voice: hi my name is otto and i had wet dreams about my mom
*everyone just looks at eachother, otto yells and points to hanschen)
Hanschen: HI MY NAMES HANSCHEN AND IM THE BEST IM FUKCING PETTY AND I LOVE TO START SOME MESS [points to georg]
Georg: hi im georg [looks at watch] aaAND HOLY SHIT IM LATE FOR PIANO PRACTICE*violently nae naes away*
Everyone: lol thak god that losers gone
Wendla: my name is wendla people say im rlly sweet but they dont know i can drop a sick peat *wendla starts beatboxing along with the beat* POINTS TO ERNST
ERNST: hi im ernst and ………..ooga booga
Melitta: im melitta and im always really bitter (bitta) uhh somethign eklse ill write it later
Martha: hey im martha *rap stuf ill write it later*
*beat stops and wendla stops beat boxing*
Alex: wow you guys seem really cool
Thea: haha we know *sunglasses emoji*
ALL THE GIRLS: WOW WE GOTTA GO TO OUR WEDNESDAY EVENING TEA PARTY WHERE WE TALK shit about everyone lmao
Alex: okay bye guys!
Thea: i have so much shit on him already
Alex: >???????
Otto: anyways you guys since none of us do our homework and were all basically failing *looks at moritz* lets go blow the day off! Im so fucking bad at being funny