Three Is Not a Crowd
Ivy was arguing with Frank.
“Why can’t I be an Avenger ?”
“You don’t even have legs, how are you going to fight ?”
“I can bite.”
“Can you run ?”
“This is plant discrimination and you know it.”
“You do know you can’t kill right ?”
“Fuck.”
“Exactly, so you are gonna stay here, unless you want the council to force me to end You.”
“All right Ivy, calm down, you don’t have to be so mean.”
Ivy sighted.
“Here, eat more of Romanoff’s things, Tony said is fine.”
“Hell yeah !”
Ivy found him right outside her room.
“Are all of Romanoff’s things gone.”
“He is going to take care of that.”
“I love and hate that plant at the same time.”
“All of us do.”
They walked away from that place.
“Soooo, how are things going, like the new place.”
“Honestly, Yes, this place is really nice. And O can tell you that the people here, are the only ones in the world that I don’t hate.”
It was really nice here, he has to admit it, without Rogers’ actitud that, you had to do whatever I want, without his disappointed look. Without Romanoff trying to get everything she wanted, without Maximoff’s temper, it was great in here.
Everyone was nice to each other, no one was the dictator.
“Ivy, there is something I need to tell you.”
Ivy felt her heart go faster, but she calmed herself down.
“What is it ?”
“Listen, I.......love you, and not in the friendship way, but I’m the romantic.”
Well, this might be awkward.
“I love you too, and I would love to be with you, but my heart also wants someone else.”
“Who ?”
“Harley,”
“Well, that’s perfect.”
“Wait a second, what ?”
Harley then came out of the vents, falling face first.
“It worked, she does love us !” She cried.
“Ok, what is going on here ?”
“Well, when we were on the lab, Harley here surprised me with a kiss. So we liked each other and agreed to date, but then, we both realized we loved you too, so we decided to see if you wanted to...”
“Fuck yes.”
“You didn’t let me finish.”
“You don’t need to, I know now, a throuple with you too, that’s the best thing I can ask.”
So Tony was wrong, life can turn better.
Harley hugged both of them.
“Hehehe, now I have a boyfriend, and a girlfriend, this is gonna he great you too.”
“And it was about dam time.”
Rhodey came into the room with a smile.
“You 3 took so long to realize this, I knew since the beginning.” Rhodey said.
People tend to forget that Rhodey is a really wise man.
“Well, I am glad you 3 got together at last, but keep it pg 13 outside the room ok.”
“Please, we won’t tramuatize poor Peter.”
Rhodey laughed at that.
“Well then, I will leave you 3 to enjoy the start of this relationship. I better be the best man Tones.”
Tony laughed as his girlfriends lead him away.
Meanwhile, in his uncomfortable bunk, Steve woke up on cold sweat.
He has no idea what, but something feels very wrong.