could go to hell, but we’ll probably be fine

"We can’t be sad and pathetic forever.” He reaches for his coat, casting a sidelong look at the girl sprawled on his bed.“Given our fortunate circumstances, it’s hard not to,” she replies, a hint of mockery in her tone. But something else lurks there too—a shared understanding that runs as deep as their unrequited affections. “Let the green girl and Munchkin boy compete for the two most popular students at Shiz University. I’m sure this will end great.”(bottoms-esque au)