the mistake has been born
It's not like Kei wanted to learn how keyboard smashes work. He could honestly care less.
So in Tsukishima's terms, this dumbass needs to get off the floor. This is disgusting. Horrendous, even. Tsukishima wants to leave.
Sugawara and Hinata look drunk, Nishinoya and Tanaka are sitting on the ground laughing and Tadashi's in the group chat using keyboard smashes. And everyone understands him for some reason?
It's not like Tsukishima feels left out or anything. He just wants to know what's happening.
"Tsukishima, listen to me. You can't just put NLKJBKIVT. It doesn't make sense. He's gonna be all like "Woah that's one nasty combination!" PLUS he's not gonna know what you mean." Nishinoya yelled from behind Tanaka's shoulder. Tanaka nodded, almost knocking off his sunglasses.
Kei rolled his eyes. "So you're telling me AAAAA and I CANTHSFJAS make sense?" All this stupidity is making him tired.
As if his laziness gave Noya a boost of confidence, he pointed directly at Tsukishima and said, "Yes. That's exactly what I'm telling you."
"Why should it matter? It's just random letters." Tsukishima shrugged. "I'm sending the text."
"Don't you dare. That's the one of the most hideous messages I've ever witnessed." He looked away with a hand to his head, obviously being extra.
He deleted the text message and took another donut.
"Hey that's the last one!" Nishinoya yelled.
"I know."
"I wanted it! Obviously I was saving it."
"Too bad."
"Anyways, give me my phone back." Nishinoya yelled.
Kei threw it to Tanaka and went back to texting in the groupchat.
- karasuno -
Nishinoya: NOT A FROG
Tanaka: then what else? a hamster???
Hinata: no a rat
Nishinoya: LMAOOOO HINATA NOOOo
Tanaka: did he LiE DID HE FUCKING LIEEEE
Yamaguchi: that kinda hurted me tho :(
Sugawara: guys stop
Yamaguchi: it's just the angle of the picture hhhhhhh what did comet do to you??? she breathed and now you're hating on her for WALKING
Nishinoya: WHATTT did you say that bro? that's not cool
Tanaka: no wasn't me
Yamaguchi: HHHJSJS
Nishinoya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tanaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sugawara: NO NOT AGAIN STOP THIS MADNESS
Nishinoya: #walklikearat2020 #comet
Daichi: this was a mistake
Sugawara: i tried to tell you. you never listen to me :(
Hinata: I LIKE IT THIS IS FUN
Kageyama: turn off caps, dumbass
Kageyama: you look stupider than usual
Tsukishima: That's not a word.
Kageyama: whatever
Tsukishima: You should really look at what you type before you hit send, it'll help you. I'm sure the one braincell you have is capable of that.
[Nishinoya changed Nishinoya's name to noya 🕶]
Tsukishima: Wait what?
Daichi: please don't change the names to anything unrecognizable
Tanaka: so we can change them? HELL YEAH
[Tanaka changed Tanaka's name to the handsome one]
Hinata: WAIT HOW DO YOU DO THST TEACH ME PLEASE
noya 🕶: idk tanaka did it
Hinata: TANAKA TELL ME
the handsome one: ...ASK YACHi i already threw away the instructions
Hinata: INSTRUCTIONS???
Yamaguchi: wait a minute,,,are you guys together? how did tanaka do it?
noya 🕶: yeah it's me, tanaka, hinata, suga, and tsukki!1!1 we had donuts :D
Tsukishima: Don't call me that. It's Tsukishima.
noya 🕶: okay okay
Ennoshita: so you guys are just texting the whole time?
the handsome one: yeah sounds about right
Hinata: YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN
kageyama: TURN OFF CAPS
Hinata: NO
the handsome one: yeah it's fun
noya 🕶: and i'm buying more donuts
Yamaguchi: where are you guys?
Hinata: WERE AT NISHINOYAS HOUSE
Tsukishima: Are you illiterate?
Hinata: SHUT UP BEAN STALK
noya 🕶: LMAOOO
the handsome one: did he lie???? speaking FACTS and,,he was dead serious too
the handsome one: speaking the truth today luv xx
noya 🕶: first the rat situation and now this
Yamaguchi: ...i don't think i'm going to come over
Daichi: it's for the best
Asahi: hello
noya 🕶: HEY! daichi made this btw
Daichi: wow, putting the blame on me
Sugawara: it's your fault
the handsome one: I CANT-
[noya 🕶 changed Asahi's name to jesus]
jesus: please change it back
noya 🕶: suddenly i'm jared, 19
Hinata: ACCESS DENIED
Daichi: i'm going to do my homework. you guys better do yours.
Ennoshita: mine is done,,,
the handsome one: come over
Ennoshita: no
noya 🕶: ACCESS DENIED
Hinata: ACCESS DENIED
Tsukishima: Damn. That's rough.
Yamaguchi: i'm sorry tanaka
Ennoshita: it's not your fault it's his
jesus: what did he do??
noya 🕶: shh guys i wanna see how this plays out
the handsome one: i didn't even say why ennoshitaaaaaaa
[Sugawara left the groupchat, Karasuno]
the handsome one: SUGA COME BACK
jesus: he left for a reason
Tsukishima: ^
[the handsome one added Sugawara to Karasuno]
Sugawara: i'm muting this
Tsukishima: I'm leaving.
[Tsukishima left the groupchat, Karasuno]
Yamaguchi: TSUKKI NO
jesus: oof
Hinata: oh hey you're back
Yamaguchi: yeah,,i was working on something
Yamaguchi: anyways i gtg i'm busy again :)
Hinata: YOU JUST CAME BACKKK
noya 🕶: ACCESS DENIED
the handsome one: ACCESS DENIED
jesus: stop saying thattt
Ennoshita: you guys are too chaotic
the handsome one: i'm bored sugawara and hinata r leaving AND TSUKISHIMA LEFT WITHOUT US KNOWING
the handsome one: like wtf beanstalk i thought all that height was supposed to be reliable
noya 🕶: one sec i need to do something important no one chat
[noya 🕶 added Tsukishima to Karasuno]
[noya 🕶 changed Tsukishima's name to beanstalk 😍 ]
beanstalk 😍: fuck you i'm muting this gc
noya 🕶: i've got my eyes on someone else but thx for the offer luv xx~
the handsome one: 👀👀👀👀 who?
noya 🕶: i hear some owls is it that late yet???
noya 🕶: anyways i miss you guys
noya 🕶: but i got all the donuts so HAH
Hinata: ILL COME BACK AGAIN
noya 🕶: you better >:( we throw the best parties
the handsome one: bro...you're so right
noya 🕶: like alwayS
Ennoshita: ANSWER THE DOOR
the handsome one: wait
noya 🕶: wait
jesus: wait??
Hinata: WHAT'S HAPPENING
the handsome one: ennoshita is going to help us with homework :) so BYE
Hinata: WAIT WHY
Hinata: MULTITASK
noya 🕶: not an option
the handsome one: he's scary
jesus: you invited him
Hinata: A MISTAKE
Kageyama: YOU STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED???
Hinata: STOPPED WHAT?
Kageyama: nevermind
jesus: hello kageyama
Kageyama: hello jesus????
jesus: asahi
Kageyama: ohhhh
Hinata: IT MAKES SENSE RIGHT??
Daichi: GET OFF THE GC
Hinata: JUST TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS
Daichi: oh. i didn't know.
Hinata: IM SORRY 🥺
Kageyama: wow big words i didn't know you could say things like that
Hinata: SHUT UP
jesus: i'm gonna nap bye
Hinata: BYE
Kageyama: bye
Yachi: um what's this for?
Hinata: ??
Yachi: why is there a gc?
Hinata: IDK
Kageyama: apparently it was made for important events
Yachi: oh okay
[Yachi changed Yachi's name to sunflower]
sunflower: where is everyone?
Hinata: some r studying, some left the gc, some idek what's happening
sunflower: oh okay!
Kageyama: finally you stopped using caps
sunflower: ???
Hinata: it got too tiring
Hinata: anyways,,you can read the previous messages if you want ig but it would probably take a lot of time so you don't need to lol
Kageyama: so it WAS on purpose!! also who says lol?
sunflower: technically he didn't say it
Hinata: exactly
Kageyama: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Hinata: look who's using caps now...
Kageyama: i'll kick you at practice
Hinata: no
sunflower: please don't fight you guys have a practice match coming up
Kageyama: what do you mean "no"...?
Hinata: i mean exactly what i said
Hinata: NO YOURE NOT KICKING ME
Kageyama: you don't have a say in this
sunflower: um
Hinata: ITS MY BODY I GET TO SAY WHO KICKS IT
Kageyama: .
Kageyama: that's a weird way of saying it
Hinata: it makes sense
sunflower: well um i hope the practice match goes well
Hinata: DEFINITELY
Kageyama: i'm not worried
Hinata: that's totally sounds reassuring
sunflower: no i think he's fine
Kageyama: i'm fine
Hinata: okay
sunflower: where's kinoshita and narita
Hinata: they're busy right?
Kageyama: they weren't added to the gc
Hinata: :(( ADD THEM
Kageyama: do i have the permissions to do that
Hinata: ofc daichi won't mind
sunflower: that's not what he meant
Hinata: ???
sunflower: i'll tell him at school
Kageyama: ok
Hinata: YAY
Hinata: yachi can you change my username
sunflower: okie :) what do you want it to be
Hinata: idk
Kageyama: you've been waiting this whole time and you haven't thought of anything???
Hinata: no nothing
Kageyama: honestly i've come to the conclusion that your brain is a literal volleyball
Hinata: what do you think it should be
Kageyama: idk it's YOUR username why would i be thinking about it
Hinata: stupid
Hinata: i was thinking sunshine or orange or shoyo :)
Kageyama: orange? tangerine suits you more. human tangerine
Hinata: :OOOOOO i'll take that as a compliment
Kageyama: sunshine is too close to yachi's
sunflower: true
Kageyama: just using your name is cool ig it looks nice
sunflower: i-
Hinata: really? you think it looks nice?
Kageyama: no
Hinata: but you just said
Kageyama: no
sunflower: 👁️👄👁️
Hinata: yachi please change my username to shoyo ☀️
[sunflower changed Hinata's name to shoyo ☀️]
Daichi: it's getting late, get off the gc
sunflower: i need to work on posters
shoyo ☀️: good luck yachi!
Kageyama: bye
shoyo ☀️: bye! ig im leaving 2
Daichi: THANK YOU
the handsome one: dang my notifications are calling for HELP
noya 🕶: we look famous, don't turn them off
Ennoshita: i'm in the gc too go back to studying
Ennoshita: just because i leave to get a snack does not mean you won't get caught
Ennoshita: i'm coming back
noya 🕶: rip me
the handsome one: we're not gonna d
Daichi: ???