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Criminal Minds (US TV)
F/F
M/M
G
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Summary
text fic!emily and derek are hopeless romantics who complain about their love lives to each otherspencer and jj hate that they're in love with straight peopleOR they're all stupid
Note
hello! new fic :)hoping to update everyday because i adore texting ficsjemily and moreid <3thanks for reading! (also! amplification will be updated soon this is just easier to write lol)
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and what about it?

4/12  6:38 pm

penelope: hey sugar

penelope: you guys back yet?

derek: heyyyy baby girl

derek: we about to land

penelope: are you coming back to the office or is hotch letting you leave?

derek: we’re just leaving from the airstrip

derek: is everything okay? did we get another case

penelope: no no no

penelope: i was just wondering if you wanted to come over for a movie night?! i miss you >:(

derek: i miss you toooo :( maybe another night? i’ve got plans im sorry

penelope: hmmm okay

penelope: i’m mad at you though

derek: wouldn’t have it any other way ;)

 

4/12 6:41 pm

penelope: hey genius

spence: what’s up garcia?

penelope: i heard you guys were back, wanna come over and watch doctor who reruns with me?

spence: you know i’d love to but i have plans :( im sorry

penelope: both you and derek busy on the same night? just my luck >:(

penelope: have fun doing whatever it is you’re doing

spence: thank you :-)

 

4/12 6:50 pm

penelope: ladies night??

jj <3: sorry i’m busy, boys coming back tomorrow morning

emily prentiss: me too, next week?

penelope: how the hell is everyone busy? you guys are no fun

penelope: but yes, next week for sure!

jj <3: ily pen

 

4/12 6:55 pm

penelope: are you all hanging out without me or did you all suddenly get lives

spence: what no!! you know we’d invite you if we were!!

derek: of course not :(

jj <3: no no we’re not! i’m serious about the boys

emily prentiss: you know we love you :((((

penelope: then what are you guys doing!! you know i could hack your phones and find out so spill

spence: well

spence: derek and i were gonna get takeout and makeout on his couch since you asked

jj <3: SPENCER

emily prentiss: LMFAOOOO
derek: i mean yeah

penelope: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TWO??? WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WHATTTT
emily prentiss: YOU DIDN’T KNOW?
penelope: NO! and frankly i’m pissed because i should’ve been the first to know

derek: we knew if we told you you wouldn’t be able to keep it to yourself

penelope: hey :( 

penelope: you’re not wrong tho

derek: but honestly i feel like hotch knows somethings up, he wouldn’t let spence and i room together

emily prentiss: he had no problems with jj and i sharing a room ;)

emily prentiss: wait shit

penelope: YOU AND JJ???? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THE DARK
emily prentiss: only a week or so!! and we wanted to tell you we were just waiting for the right time

penelope: i have no words for ANY of you. none. Zero.

 

4/12 7:07 pm

derek: soooo you said something about making out on my couch?

spence: you’re as horny as a teenage boy

derek: and what about it?

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