"What. The. F-"
Izuku had thought this down to the bitter detail. And he was going to do it.
Eraser thought he had been kidding when he said he was going to meet up with his son. Bitch, you thought. If Midoriya Izuku says he's going to do something he's going to fucking do it.
He knew that Shinsou Hitoshi was in Class 1-A. The same class Eraserhead taught and both Todoroki and Katsuki were in.
So he set to work.
He may not be the best with mechanics but he knows how to fix up a voice changer he bought.
So that's exactly what he did. He fixed up the cheap changer and placed in his black cloth mask he usually wore as a civilian. On his patrols he usually only wore his metal wolf masquerade mask.
He knew it made the villains and criminals unsettled if they could see his scars and his wolfish grin when he took them down. The mask was his inspiration for the vigilante name actually.
A Rogue wolf. A runaway. An outcast who will prey on others of their kind. Kind of ominous but fit perfectly well.
But he could not let Todoroki identify him. That would be the worst thing that could happen on this little, uh, expedition...
"Okay Imouto. I'll be back with Shinsou and if Eraser calls, do not answer. You hear me?"
"Okay Izu-nii! Have fun. And don't get caught!" She went right back to coloring in her coloring book.
She was surprisingly okay with the whole vigilante thing after she let it sink in while he was fixing the voice changer. It was sort of concerning but they had been in similar situations before living together so she might have the same views on the world.
Once again. Concerning but not the worst thing in the world if she didn't act on it.
He was not used to daytime runs. So, to avoid all suspicion he left off his wolf mask for the time being and kept his hood down.
He skipped happily over to U.A., a good 25 minute trip. He wasn't too worried about the whole top security thing. He was a good pickpocket.
When he 'accidently' bumped into a U.A. student and made their pockets lighter of a security key card nobody took notice. So it was a cakewalk to get into the school just an hour before 1-A had lunch.
From there he actively avoided Nedzu's cameras by hiding in the shadows. Rather quickly he was able to find the maintenance door and was able to wiggle his way into the vent system.
Okay. He may be running on spite. And purely on spite.
He had basically memorized the map of the vents so he was all set to wiggle to Class 1-A. Even if he did get the class wrong it would just be a fantastic distraction for Eraser.
Once he realized he had arrived he watched the class from the vents, waiting for Eraser to leave or at least turn his back for a period of time.
He couldn't believe his luck when Mic came by and said it was urgent and Eraser just left and said Iida was in charge. Holy Shit this may be too easy.
He made quick work of the screws and removed the metal grate. The ceiling was a little ways up from the desks so if he was going to drop down it may not be so silent.
Izuku was glad he wasn't in the public eye, other than a couple of thankful posts here and there nobody really knew about him.
So that's why everyone in the class was confused as hell when he landed on a girl with purple hair's desk. Well everyone except Shinsou who yelped and fell out of his seat.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" A mini Ingenium asked, standing up from his seat.
"I'm not here to cause trouble for any of you. Well, except for Eraserhead. I'm here to thoroughly piss him off" Ah. Glad to see the changer works well.
Izuku stepped off of the girls desk. "As for who I am, that doesn't concern you. I'm simply here to gather Shinsou."
By the time he made the statement Shinsou was standing up and looking at him as if he was seeing a ghost.
"What the hell? You could be arrested! How have you not been arrested?" He whispered frantically. Izuku was glad he at least had some sense.
"Wait, arrested?" Izuku looked to see who had spoken up. Honestly the only thing he could use to describe the kid was Pikachu.
"Yes. Arrested. I'm a wanted vigilante." He turned back to Shinsou. "C'mon. We gotta go before your dad gets back."
"Rogue. Why are you doing this?"
Even with the extra mask everyone in the room could feel his grin.
"Cause! It'll really piss Eraser off. I made the threat I was going to come get you like 2 hours ago." His glee was almost childish.
"Is that why he was using his quirk on his phone earlier? And you're going to help me study what I miss today." Izuku happily held out his hand.
"So you're coming with? Great! Just take my hand before you're dad comes back." Shinsou reached out and took his hand just as the door was locked in.
"ROGUE! YOU ARE SURROUNDED. SURRENDER PEACEFULLY." Ah. Nedzu you bastard. Signalling the police and pro heroes the second he saw Izuku on the classroom cameras. That's what inspired Izuku to take a moment and flip off the camera.
"Okay. We all know I'm not going surrender peacefully. And what's up Eraser? Told you your son was gonna meet my little sis. She's really excited so I would appreciate it if you let us go."
"Voice changer? That's new. What's it for?"
"Ever the nosey one Tsuka. But I'll give you a hint." He looked back at the assembled police and pro heros. "If I were to use my real voice 3 people in this room would be able to identify my civilian persona. Although only one of those for would be able to come up with my name right away."
He turned to Shinsou "How do you feel about windows?" You could almost feel the moment everyone in the room figured out what he was implying. But it was too late, Izuku had already gotten Shinsou over the desks and they had exited through the window.
And since Eraser didn't have his eyes on them anymore they could make a safe getaway.
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Shinsou had know he life was about to spiral, he got the distinct feeling only a few hours earlier. But this? This was a whole new level.
Rogue had successfully kidnapped him from class (even though he actually wanted to be there) and they were now standing on a roof a good 15 blocks from U.A.
"Remind me why you just had to do this?"
"Like I said twice already, it's gonna really piss your dad off and I need to be doing something with my spare time. Work has been insanely boring."
Shinsou looked to the teen in shock. "You have a job? You can't be much older than me."
"I gotta pay the rent somehow. Anywho, my little sister really wants to meet you an- oh! I can take off my voice changer now can't I?" Rogue took off the black cloth mask that had covered the lower half of his face.
Shinsou had heard his dad talk about the scars but he didn't expect this. They weren't large, well except for the one the marked his jawline, but there were too many of them decorating his face.
Some were only little nicks that would probably disappear in a year or two. A few looked like cigarette burns. And- holy shit what happened to his neck?? It looked like it went all the way around.
Like a collar.
Shinsou was genuinely surprised to find even though his skin was marked like it was the boy was still somewhat attractive. Not his type, he had a thing for a certain blonde Pikachu in his class, but he could always appreciate a good looking guy.
"Oh my god I'm an idiot."
"What?"
"In order for you to meet my sister you'll have to see her face and you'll even be able to identify where I live when you're questioned later."
Shinsou had to laugh at that. "You're right, you are an idiot."
Rogue let out a distressed whine. It was quiet for a moment while Rogue thought of what he was going to do.
"I know! I'll be back in 30 minutes tops. If the cops or pro heroes come by please hide. I can't handle my sister being disappointed in me for a second time today."
"Oh alright. It's not like I want to deal with either of my dad's right now. They're probably yelling at everyone currently."
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Shinsou was actually right when he assumed that. Because Aizawa was pissed and Yamada was stressed.
That brat Rogue just straight up kidnapped their son by falling out of a god damned window. This was just unthinkable and unacceptable.
Aizawa thought he had sent that text earlier to spite him but apparently not. Did the brat have some sort of death wish? And so close to the field trip to the USJ as well.
It was only a week away at this point and nobody knew if changing the date was enough to confuse the villains.
God he couldn't handle this kid right now. He was already getting a migraine from his class's and the police's questions. And he couldn't even begin to comprehend want to kid had said before he jumped out the window.
Like what did he mean 3 people would be able to identify him because of his voice? Had Aizawa and Tsukauchi interviewed the kid? Impossible none of the interviewees lied when asked if they were Rogue.
So does that mean he knew three pro heroes? Or maybe police officers? God forbid. Did he mean the kids??
Next time Aizawa saw Rogue he was going to smack him for a handful of reasons. Plus he totally deserved it after today's stunt. Aizawa predicted Shinsou wouldn't be home for a while.
Damn Problem Child.
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It had been 32 minutes since Izuku had left Shinsou on the roof. Somehow he got the distinct feeling he wasn't going to live it down. Shinsou just seemed like the type to hold a petty grudge like that.
"Okay you're all dressed up, now go up to the roof. I'll be back in a minute with Shinsou."
He had gone and bought Eri a mask, a blue bunny mask to be specific. He spent the last 10 minutes pulling up her hair just so none of it would show when she had her hood up Shinsou wouldn't be able to give her hair color to the authorities.
Believe it or not there were not many blue haired 6 year old girls living alone with their brother.
He appeared on the rooftop he had left Shinsou on. "Hey Mini Eraser I'm back."
"Mini Eraser? Really. And you're 3 minutes late! I almost panicked because the cops are combing the area just a block away."
"Oh shit. Let's go then!" Izuku quickly grabbed his hand and in a blink they were on the roof of his apartment complex.
All Izuku would ever admit his quirk was good for was escaping. One day he may have to come to terms with the fact he is no longer quirkless and his quirk was a bitch to get. Bad memories right there.
"Hey Bunny!" Eri was sitting on a stack of boxes, swinging her legs back and forth.
"Nii-san! Is that Mr. Eraserheads son?"
"Yep! Shinsou meet my little sister Bunny. Bunny meet Shinsou."
The purple haired teen gave Izuku a look. "Her codename is Bunny?"
"Well, yeah... she actually came up with the idea of me calling myself Bunny online for my hacking so I gave the name back to her."
Shinsou nodded and looked around. "Where are we?"
"A secured random apartment complex. That's why I ran over time, I had to make sure we would be safe here." Izuku was lying by the skin of his teeth and Shinsou was believing it.
"Can we play heroes??" Eri asked excitedly as she hopped down from her perch on the boxes.
When Izuku got a small nodd from Shinsou they started playing heroes and villains with the excited little Bunny.