Stupid (not so daily) Eva Drabbles

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Stupid (not so daily) Eva Drabbles
Summary
I've been dealing with a writer's block lately so I decided to make small Twitter drabbles once a morning to maybe get motivated againDrabbles will probably include multiple ships and mostly Asumari because I'm garbage for that ship.
Note
The first silly thing I wrote to make a horrible meme joke.Kawoshin, enjoy.
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How to get away with murder

Twitter Drabble #3

With their father absent from home the Ikari-twins saw their chance to invite their friends over, a race between the two broke out about who can reach their phone first which was won by Shinji. Immediantly he chose the first contact in his list of friends, Asuka.

"C'mon...pick up," Shinji muttered, shifting a little to look at his sister who was watching him with her red eyes. Shinji always had wondered why Rei looked so diffrent with her blue hair and red eyes. Maybe humans can be albinos too?

His thinking was cut short when finally his friend finally decided to take the call. Asuka seemed to be out of breath Shinji would say based on her heavy breathing.

"Hey Asuka, quick, come over!", the boy said with more enthusiasm than he orginally wanted to.

"Can't," she simply said, "I'm burying a body."

What.

"You what? Asuka you don't joke about that!", the brown haired boy scolded his friend. "Besides-"

"- our father isn't home!", Rei finished for him.

Meanwhile on the other end of the line Asuka finished putting the dirt back to where it came from - chuckling at her unintented joke - and admired her handywork, it was almost like she never dug a hole here in the first place. The German girl put her shovel over her shoulder and smirked at the ground.

"I know."

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