ExperimentTale

Sans was already dreading this moment...the fight with Undyne. She was pretty tough for a fish in a stinky armor and even he wasn't sure if the human could beat her. From what he has seen this kid right now is just sitting down waiting for Undyne to stop speaking:

"Seven. Seven human souls, and King Asgore will become a god. Six. That's how many we have collected thus far."

Chara face-palmed and Flowey groaned in his leaf shaking his head. He can't deny the speech is boring even for the ones that are new in the Underground..Not to mention someone who heard it thousands of times

"Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be trans--"

"Umm.. excuse me, but... who said you can actually have my soul..?"

His eyesockets went pitch black. Either this human was dumb, suicidal, or they actually thought they could survive Undyne's wrath.

"I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL THE TRAGIC TALE OF OUR PEOPLE! NGAHHHHHHH"

"i know it already" They were wiggling their legs like some child. jeez are they sure they are 17...?

"SCREW IT! I DON'T NEED TO TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE?!?! NGAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Wow..and the kid vanished again

"YOU ARE STANDING IN THE WAY OF EVERYB----....HEY WHERE DID THEY GO?!"

"Oh behind you." 

"GAHHH!! HOLY ASGORE!" And Undyne jumped off her 'almighty' cliff.

"WHAT THE HECK PUNK?! WHEN DID YOU GET THERE?!"

"a second ago..?" Pffftt....Sans was trying hard not to laugh right now. The way the kid was so oblivious and unphased by this was hilarious!

"YOU'RE A COWARD YOU EVEN HID BEHIND THAT KID SO YOU COULD RUN AWAY AND NOW THIS?!" The human vanished and appeared in front of Undyne. Was it him or did the room get chiller? Chara and Flowey looked concerned at each other. That must be a bad sign...

"w h a t   d i d    y o u    c a l l   m e . . . ?"

Jeez the kiddo can be scary sometimes...

"Y-YEAH...A C-COWARD!" Was Undyne stuttering? He could swear he saw the kid ready to attack and a red glimmer behind their bandana..yet he wasn't sure if he truly did...The human turned around and started to leave

"HOLD ON YOU PUNK YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! NGAAAAHHHHH"

The human suddenly stopped. huh? oh right..green magic

"YOU ARE GREEN NOW FHUFUFUUFFU!"

The kid didn't even flinch. Undyne gave them a spear and other spears started coming from everywhere. The human widened their stance a bit and they hit every single one protecting themselves. even the yellow ones! They have never seen what the yellow one's even do yet.. here they were with not even 1hp down. in rage Undyne threw another spear and it was comig straight for his hiding spot. That wasn't good, and for some reason he froze instead of teleporting as his eyesockets went hollow. He waited for the impact but before it happend the kid looked in his direction and next thing he knew the kid was in front of him HANDS ON THE SPEAR!!! They stopped it inches away from their face. Holy souls JUST WHAT WAS THIS KID?!They stopped it with their bare hands?! Jeez you numbskull now the kid must be hurt

"welp time to flee don't you think? LET'S GO!" They pulled Sans out of the way of another spear by their hand; and so him, Flowey (that got picked up by the skeleton now), and the kid started running with Chara floating behind them. If the kid would go at their actual speed they would probably be able to out-run Undyne but...A skeleton, a flower and a ghost were a bit down dragging, dont'cha think? But Undyne was catching ground fast.

"well kiddo. Not to stick my bone where i shouldn't but i think you'll have to fight her again.." They smilled. 

"easy!" The kid stopped and strated having another sparing contest with the fish. After some time the green magic wore off and they were all running again. Jeez what even is happening!?! He was supposed to just observe from the distance..

Suddenly the human's phone starts ringing. SERIOUSLY PAPS?! NOT NOW BRO!! He called to tell the human to later meet at Undyne's...god damn it paps...didn't you land right on time...

And the kid kept running again but they didn't get past the Hotland billboard until Undyne caught them in another match. Sans teleported at his station; Undyne didn't notice him nor the flower being too focused on the human while they were running, so he just pretended to be sleeping and hid the flower in his station... As the fish got over the bridge next to his stantion that's when they started overheating in that big armor of her's, and they collapsed at the end of the bridge inches away from the human's feet. The flower looked at him and gestured with their head. Heh.. he knew what they wanted and he wanted that too, so he teleported next to the kid to check on them. The human didn't acknowledge any of them, instead they went to a water dispenser and actually helped the fish out of Hotlands. heh. this kid was too nice for their own good...even the fish monster was a bit confused at their act of kindness...they don't get kindness that often from a human. That's not how humans were pictured down here.

"ya hurt bucko..? How are your hands?" It's true he barely saw their hands once while they were eating. The straight jacket didn't allow them to show their hands that much..But he was pretty sure that the human did catch that spear with their hands...A whole energy spear..This human will give the poor skeleton a heart attack...

"It's fine. nothing i didn't handle before, don't worry about it"

"OH CUT THE CRAP AND LET THE GUY SEE!!" Now he had to agree with the weed. He took the human's hands, gently to not hurt them badly, trying to use some healing magic as well even if he wasn't the best at it, and looked at them. They were burned so badly, he was surprised they didn't flinch when he touched them. Jeez kid throw the guy a bone here and say if it hurts..

"Uhh bucko you literally got fried by a fish instead of the other way around..."

"It's fine really, don't worry about it..."

Now that Sans got a better look at their hands, he was even more worried; he could also see two chainless shackles(probably the chains got broken) hanging on their hands and their arms were bandaged up almost all the way to their shoulders... What the hell...When the human noticed them staring, they flinched and took their arms away from him so he would stop looking. What were they doing to the kid up there....?

"You look pretty chained up if you ask me...heh.."

"It's fine. well me, Flowey and Chara are gonna take the visible path up ahead, but feel free to hang around in the shadows, i guess..."

"Nah, if i got out might as well go i guess.."

"OH NU UH I AIN'T GOING WITH THE COMEDIAN!"
"OH NU UH I AIN'T GOING WITH THE SMILEY TRASHBAG!"

Pfft no wonder these guys are so close. Are they blushing?! Now THAT'S something!

"Oh come onnn, throw him a bone here" Now aren't you rude stealing the joke from another person's head?

"THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I SAY NO!"

"i'm staying little ghost. What'cha gonna do about it?"

"tsk..fine.."

Flowey smiled at the ghost and probably made a silly face to get the ghost to relax a little. Heh what was the term Alphys uses..'i ship it'? yeah that's the one.

And so the four of them kept going and they arrived at the lab...Some bad memories resurfaced for Sans about his father and the true lab downstairs... but he didn't expect the kid to have bad memories too. they tensed up as quickly as they saw the lab in the distance..poor human..

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Chara was a bit pissed that the comedian was coming along but..why did the human look so scared of the Lab? have they never been to the doctor or something? Oh god another flashback...ughhh she hated those for how much questions they were creating..

*Chain her down*

*LET ME GO YOU ANIMALS*

*Are the syringes ready?*

*YOU PROMISED ONLY 2 TESTS TODAY THIS IS THE FIFTH LET ME GO*

*calm down #15...we are not here to hurt you ok? Breath*

*NO LET ME GOOOO! AHHHHHHH!*

*Get the anesthetic*

*NOoo...i don't wan....t......^%$#@!..help......me.........*

*They are out cold let's begin the test on #15. All have been succesful thus far so we can finally try the...%$@%$#^!@#$%.......*

 What...the...fudge...WHO IS THIS PERSON?! but she wants to try to see maybe the human was lying by not knowing who's memories are these. They can't be other children's because the voices didn't match..

"#15? "

The human stiffened and she could swear she saw a tear dripping down from behind the bandana.

"I-i don't know what you are talking about..W-what does 15 stand for..?"

Huh..they seemed a bit emotional, but Chara couldn't really tell if it was from what she said or from the lab up ahead...damn it this weirdo was kinda pissing her off..

"Nothing...it's not important. Shall we go in?"

As the human passed them they heard a whisper: Don't snoop around something you shouldn't...you might uncover something you dont want to..

Damn that weirdo.... They always keep to themselves don't they.They know nothing about this human and yet...talk to us dumbass we are your friends we want to help...That's when the human started saying..

"You know Papyrus did say we should hang out at Undyne's sooo...i want to go back. Maybe i could go by the river. From what i hear the river person would kindly give me a ride.hm?"

"Are you really going to hang out with the fish that tried to KILL YOU?!MULTIPLE TIMES?!"

"yeah, why not?"

"well if the human goes we gotta go too Chara...we can't let them get killed.." Damn it Flowey why are you right. With a sigh she says:

"Fine...let's go.."It's not fair they care so much for this unkown person. Yet

"Well meet ya there because i ain't walking all the way to the river."

"It's literally right...there?" Damn they teleported.

And so we went back to Undyne's house..great even her house looks scary...As they walked they met with Papyrus.

"OHO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES"

"hi papy"

"ARE YOU READY TO--Papy?"

"oh sorry...you don't like the nickname?"

NONONO IT'S ALL GOOD HUMAN NYEHEHEH! ANYWAYS ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE? I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU TWO GREAT FRIENDS!" the only way that would work is if this weirdo would give their soul to her and die..WHICH I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN!

"sounds good! ready when you are!"

"OKAY STAND BEHIND ME! AND DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THEM THIS!" The human tilted their head confused at the bone wrapped like a gift, but they did obey after.... again so obedient...

"Hi, Papyrus! ready for your one on one extra private training?"

"YOUT BET I AM! AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND" oh this is gonna go awful..why do you want to do this?

"Hi! i don't think we've...."

Oh no...

"why don't. YOU TWO. Come in?"

Oh lord have mercy...

"UNDYNE! MY FRIEND BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU. ON THEIR OWN!"

But the human instead of pulling out the bone she pulled out something from her backpack...wait is that from the dump?

"An action figurine that reminded me of you and your spears" And she was speaking the truth. The figurine was of some anime person with a cool sword.

"NYEH?"

"WOAH I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS ONE TO GIVE TO ALPHYS FOR AGES---i-i mean..y-yeah it's lame but i'll take it"

"what are you doing?!" Chara whispered franatically.

"She looked like an otaku hehe" The human whispered back.

Sweet Asgore she just saved her ass with that asumption didn't she?

"OH! I REMEMBERED I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM! NYEEEEHHHH" and Papyrus jumped out the window..great...

"You're here to laugh and mock me aren't you punk.." She summoned a spear and aimed it for the weirdo's head. They just tilted a bit and avoided it. Ok that was badass.

"Nope! i'm here to be your friend!"

"FUHUHUHUHUHUHUH! NOW THAT IS THE BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS!"

Suddenly Papyrus pops up and says "GUESS UNDYNE WASN'T UP FOR THE CHALLENGE...SUCH A SHAMEEEE!"

"Wait what?! I AM UP FOR THE CHALLENGE WE WILL BE BEST FRIENDS NGAAAHHHHH"
From there everything was chaos...undyne even tried to cook spaghetti using the god damn energy spear. No wonder the house burned down. And so the human gained the most unlikely friend one could ever imagine, Undyne. The killed head of the royal guard. But chara wasn't prepared for what was about to happen when they would get back to Hotland and get to the lab.