ExperimentTale

Oh how the short older skeleton brother didn't expect what their friend has told them through the door. Thw whole week they've been on edge. He visited Grillby's so much he's sure that his tab must be double now. Paps sure will be mad again. Anddd right on que:

"BROTHER"

"sup paps?"

"DON'T 'SUP' ME YOU NEED TO GO AND DO YOUR PATROL NEAR THE DOOR TO THE RUINS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL AT YOUR SENTRY POST?!"

wait...this isn't how his brother would react he usually came way later.

"oh sorry paps i just got..."

"NO..."

"a skele-ton of stuff to do"

"IF YOU WILL DO YOUR AWFUL PUNS AT LEAST PUT SOME BACKBONE INTO IT"

"paps...was that...?"

"YES...AND I HATED IT...NOW GET TO YOUR PATROL!!!!!NYEHEHEHE!!"

And there he goes running to his puzzels...his bro is so cool. Well he heard the skeleton. With a flare oh his blue eye he teleported near the door between the trees. And he waited. After 15 minutes he was ready to go back when he saw the human enter through the door. Holy papyrus spaghetti THAT is the human?! Is that a straight jacket?! WHAT ARE BOTH THE WEED AND THE CLOWN DOING WITH THEM! this human can only be bad news but...he made a promise.Well he will keep and eye socket out for now. If they act suspicious he knows what to do.

"so this is that snow covered part of the underground? and forward you say it's the snowdin village?" Was that a boy's voice or a girls?!

"yes you are right..."said the weed and both him and the brother killer looked at the humans legs.

"Jesus aren't you cold right now?! You are only wearing shorts!!"That stupid ghost was right though...weren't they cold this is no weather for a hu--

"i dealt with colder while naked so no" Holy Asgore now that wasn't something he expected to hear.

He followed them through the shadows. They seemed to talk about what was going to come up ahead until they hit the village...The human seems to have stepped over that brench. Let's at least scare them. He cracked the brench using his magic.

"Ok what the six souls was THAT?!"pfft didn't expect the ghost to be concerned

"human i think someone is behind us..?"no dip weed sherlock

"I know.They have been since we stepped ou of the ruins" Hah they don---Excuse me what now?

"AND you didn't tell us?!"

"well im the one that should be afraid of dying am i right? so unless it's an actual threat i won't react. Plus i love a good surprise"

Now that is just creepy...he is sure if he could tell where the human's eyes were glaring twords it would 100% be him.

"okkk you are creepy.."can agree weed

"thank you"

And they kept walking and walking...until they reached the gate in front of his station. Well then time to introduce the comic skeleton shall we? He teleported behind them and said:

" H U M A N. D O N T   Y O U   K N O W   H O W   T O   G R E E T   A   N E W  P A L ?  T U R N   A R O U N D   A N D   S H A K E   M Y    H A N D!"

They didn't move. Ok this is making him uncomftarble. They turned slowly as the poor skeleton outstretched his hand and the human took it. Suddenly a fart noise came from a whopee cusion in the hand. He was ready to say something when he heard the human laughing?! They were actually laughing at his joke? The skeleton couldn't help it. His permanent grin only grew a little and he said:

"welp a skele-ton of people got tested for that joke and none of them laughed as hard as you did"

The human laughed again while the flower and the murderous child ghost groaned.

"What can i say it tickeled my funny bone" His eyesockets were left pitch black. Did this human just...Pun?! 

"PFTTT BUAHAHAHAHA good one kiddo. Even if it needs some more backbone put into it" He really couldn't help it this human was awesome. 

"Name's sans, sans the skeleton and you're a human right?" 

"nah im a dolphin can't you see?"

Pfft...ok that's seriously the best response he ever got to his little speech.

"gotcha! anyways im supposed to be on the look out for humans but im too lazy and my brother is a human haunting fanat--"

The kid suddenly just turned around and looked in a distance

"i do believe that screeching might be him?"

screetching? His brother was coming? This kid threw off his clock really bad. His brother already visited once.

"quick hide behi--...Or sit in the snow"

"BROTHERRRRRR"

what the?!

"UNDYNE HAS ASKED ME T---"

".   .    ."

"BROTHER THAT IS A HUMAN?!!"

"yup"

"HUMANNNN! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"

"pleasure to meet you Papyrus"

what the--

"WOWIE! YOU ARE MANNERED HUMAN. WELL THEN I SHALL CAPTURE YOU AFTER YOU MANAGE TO DEFEAT MY PUZZELS I HAVE MADE UP AHEAD"

The human was giggling? His brother was beaming at that...heh his bro was so cool.

"I would be delighted to take on your offer Papyrus"

The skeleton, the weed and the murderous child were all staring at the human. They looked forward to puzzels?! DEADLY?!

"I SEE I HAVE MET A PUZZLE FANATIC. NO WORRIES MY PUZZELS ARE THE BEST! I SHALL GO AND WAIT FOR YOU AT THE ONE UP AHEAD! NYEHEHEH!!"

"woah there...thanks buddy i haven't seen my bro so happy in ages"

"WHY would you agree on doing those puzzels?! I know you are super smart but don't be cocky" wait what did the weed just say

"oh Flowey don't worry. Your only worry now should be if i chose to leave you to go through the frosty soil instead of riding on my shoulder if you piss me off..I dont know what to do for her though...Does holy water work?" Did they ju--

"IM A GHOST NOT SATAN"

oh he couldn't help this one it was perfectly set up

"i mean you kinda--"

"SHUT IT COMEDIAN" okkk this really shouldn't happen. Just WHO was this weird human?! Maybe this human won't give him such a bad time after all.

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Oh Papyrus was so happy to finaly have someone interested in his puzzels and that made his big brother smile!! Such relief came over him when he didn't see that forced grin he has plastered on his face. Speak of the devil his brother just shorcuted next to him.

"BROTHER! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE HUMAN?! OH I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO SHARE MY PUZZELS WITH"

"thats cool bro. Glad you are happy"

"I SAW YOU SMILE BROTHER DID THEY MAKE A GOOD JOKE OR ONE OF YOUR AWFUL PUNS?!"

Ah his brother now had some blue dusting his cheekbones. Indeed he must have been surprised i realized that.

"I KNOW MORE THAN YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR BROTHER.I KNOW YPU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. NOW LET'S WAIT FOR OUR LITTLE HUMAN FRIEND SHALL WE?"

"you're so cool paps"

"I KNOW LAZYBONES"

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Well Frisk can't deny it feels weird not to share her name, or gender, or anything as a matter of fact, but she has truly taken a liking on these mosnters down here. She punned with some monster, ignored ice caps, slipped on ice and crawled in the snow. She was having a blast. She loved every moment of the fight she had with the blind dog! Not only he was awful at aiming he loved being pet on the head. Doggo then actually engaged in real conversation with her. She and her two friends stayed and talked with the old dog for some time while he woud puff his biscuits. After that she came across a clearing while she was talking with Flowey if those biscuits could actually harm someones health. The answear she was pretty sure it was still a yes. In the clearing the two skeleton brother were standing on the other side of a different colored square in the snow.She could sense the walls coming from there. THIS is interesting. Papyrus beamed while seeing her and she couldn't help but smile:

"HUMAN! YOU FINALLY ARRIVED"

"Hi papyrus, hello sans"

"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS PUZZEL?!"

"Invisible walls? I can feel the shock waves from here! Im excited this feels like home!"

Oops she left them dumbfound again.She couldn't help but laugh.It was funny to see them like this. It's clear they have never met an unwanted before.

"Jesus and i tought we were doing bad underground..."Chara can't even imagine...

"H-HUMAN ARE YOU READY?!"

"so you use a remote or something?"asked Flowey from her shoulder.

"YOU NEED THIS STONE ON YOUR HEAD"oh now that reminds her of something...

wait...if he would cross that would leave footprints in the snow.Before he could step in the clearing she already raised a hand.

"Hey Papyrus can your brother teleport here with the stone instead?"

Anddd they were looking at me like i was crazy...again...Ok that's a lot coming from the girl in the straight jacket 

"WHY HUMAN?"

Oh shit...he looked hurt...ahhh Sans will kill her

"well you would leave footprints...it would spoil the fun"

"ARE YOU SUICIDAL LET HIM CROSS YOU WILL GET ZAPPED" Chara is lucky only she,Sans and Flowey can see her, because she is truly loud.Maybe as loud as Papyrus.

"INDEED HUMAN! YOU ARE RIGHT AGAIN! BROTHER TELEPORT" When Sans handed her the stone she could see the worried look. Heh piece of cake. She closed her eyes and let her magic do the rest. She took some steps forward turned to the left, forward, right,forward,right and she was done. She opened her eyes to a panicked Sans with pitch black sockets, a Flowey scared for their lives, a Chara staring in disbelief and of course an awestruck Papyrus

"INCREDIBLE HUMAN!! YOU TRULY ARE A WORTHY OF MY PUZZELS"

"oh i tried"

"ONLY TRIED?! YOU JUST FELT THE GOD DAMN WALLS AROUND YOU LIKE SOME AVATAR" Oh how she tried not to laugh at Chara's screams

"How did you even do that?!" Now Flowey was the one asking.

"Now that is a secret"

She could truly get used to this...Such a shame she already knew everything was temporary and as soon as she would step out back to the surface...she knew she will have quite some problems to deal with, and one was wearing a fancy crown and might want her head on a platter...