ExperimentTale

Well another human fell, thought Flowey as he got ready to greet the new little brat that would come from that golden bed of flowers from the other room. Oh, that must be them. Fake smile and ACTION!

"Howdy! You must be ne--" Jesus Christ what was the kid wearing....IS THAT A STRAIGHT JACKET?! he can't even tell if they're a girl or a boy it has a hoodie...Huh like the smiley trashbag...and their eyes are covered with a bandana of some sort. They have some white shorts but they don't have any shoes. Holy Asgore where is this kid coming from? They aren't even scared they are sitting down in front of them!!

"EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SC---"

They're laughing at him?! What is this weird human...they aren't even talking or asking questions...

"A-anyways...you must be confused? Well, I guess little ol' me will have to s-show you how the Underground wor--" Suddenly the human got up and was about to leave. He wasn't even done talking! Such rude behavior!

"HEY DONT LEAVE IM NOT DO--" If he had had blood, he was sure it would have run cold. The human's eyes were covered but he could feel their cold glare. He could also see his "sister" who was following the human freeze. Who was this human?! And now the old hag is here! He had to go! The fireballs were coming so he dodged and was about to retreat to the ground.

"Oh my! Such a vile creature torturing such a poo-"

But the human didn't even blink (their eyes were covered after all) she leaped with abnormal speed and grabbed Flowey by his stem. What the heck?! They pulled the poor flower out of the dirt like some normal weed. How strong were they?! The flower was seriously scared now until they saw them sitting down and waiting. W-were they waiting to finish their speech?... This human...Maybe he should keep an eye on them.

"M-My child what are you doing?! Put that weed down or...Do you want them to come along?" The goat monster tried to smile at the human. The human smiled a little and nodded before returning to their serious expression. Seriously it was so hard to read! He glanced at the ghost of his sister both being uncomfortable with the situation. Everything then continued like it usually did. Toriel would introduce herself, do her puzzles, and take the child (that they weren't sure it was a child anymore) in her "care"; but Flowey saw a few moments that were..."peculiar" to say the least...Toriel almost miss-stepped on one of the spikes but before Flowey could react the human just grabbed the goat monster and pulled them back with an agility that wasn't supposed to be possessed by a human. The flower monster was so surprised they had their mouth open and the ghost of the first child stopped going in circles above them to look again. They could swear they saw a red glimmer behind the white bandana but they couldn't tell. Heck, they couldn't tell anything when it came to this human. They looked young yet at the same time they didn't. There were scars on their legs and one near their mouth. The hood and that weird straight jacket didn't let them know anything about their gender nor futures and their eyes, "the door to one's soul" were covered. Just great their plan was going downhill and at lightning speed. The second time was when Toriel was about to pull the wrong lever. Their reflexes aren't normal. Not even Chara can react like that. And how do they know?! They have never been in the underground. It's...creepy...But impressive. Toriel finally left after the test by walking to the end of the room. Now Flowey could ask some questions:

"Ok human let's ta--"

"No thank you"

Well, at least they can talk. Jesus is that a girl's voice or a boy's?! AGHH this human is annoying. Right when the flower was about to answer they heard:

"Before you ask why it's because I'm not allowed to talk about it. And your mom is nice"

Wait...what? How did they know that...that's even more unsettling, isn't it?

"You still have a strong bond with her you know? and your friend there too."

He immediately locked eyes with Chara. Who is this human?! And so they kept moving forward in an awkward silence which he didn't expect to find even creepier than before. After a short while of going around through the ruins, they came across some puzzles. The speed this human solved them was incredible he had to give them that. They are way smarter than they look and seem to know more than they let you see. He needed to keep his eyes on this human. After some time monsters started coming. The way they dodged let him know that this human had fought before coming into the Underground. Nothing touched them their HP was always full. WHAT ARE THEY?! But...when they approach is scarier...Like an animal, with glowing eyes. But the first time caught Flowey off guard he thought the poor froggit would die!! But no...when the froggit was caught off guard they put their little hand to cover their eyes and the flower monster and the ghost watched in horror. They thought it was another killing machine until...They pet the froggit? what? And they started complimenting them. They started playing right in front of them. Are they playing patty cake?! What is this?! Their approach is full-on scary but they are so kind...The next few times weren't surprising. The human seemed to make friends with every monster encountered. They insisted on trying those disgusting treats that the spiders were selling. They walked and that's when all 3 of them heard a phone ringing? The goat monster must have slipped it in one of their pockets...Why does a straight jacket even have pockets anyway?! Holy mother of souls the little monster didn't think this would happen when he woke up this morning. He thought that he found a way to bring him and his sister back and take revenge for the loss of their lives. Ok, deep breaths just try to see what is happening.

"Hello! Oh dear I hope you don't mind me asking what do you prefer between butterscotch and cinnamon?"

Of course...his "mother" would want to bake them a pie, wouldn't she? Not surprised. A sad smile came on the flower's face and the ghost's face. It has been ages since they had Toriel's famous pie. The human must have seen it because they said:

"I don't have a preference. I shall ask my companion as well"

What now? They turned their heads as if they were expecting them to answer?! Are they mad?!

"I-i...I like butterscotch and cinnamon pie...heard s-she was famous for them..." That was a lie he tried them first hand he didn't need to hear it.

With a nice, warm smile the human returned to the phone call "Welp, you heard the verdict! Butterscotch and cinnamon pie! The one that's famous in the Underground. Thank you for asking!"

The woman must have been as dumbfounded as them...did they just ask them their opinion? Chara stopped too and had her mouth agape like a fish out of the water. Now that is something...None of the humans acknowledged the two unless they would try to kill them or threaten them. This was surely different...but it was nice... nice...He couldn't help the smile that crept up and neither could his sister who was floating around

"I can feel you both smiling" Ok creepy again. "Glad you're feeling better than that fake smile from before"

"Ok I think it's time we explain some stuff...you know too much and it's getting creepy even for me"

Wait Chara was talking to a human?! What is she doing?!

"Name's Chara and as you know that flower you're holding is Flowey"

He waved one of his leaves "Howdy"

"well it's very nice to meet you"

They waited for a name...nothing...

"Ok...Ummm...so I'm a ghost so only you and Flowey can see me. I'm--"

"'The first fallen child, Chara of the Rodrigue Family, gone missing on the date of September 5th 200X"

Chara stopped floating and was now looking at the human and she looked pissed. How the flower hated that look.

"How do you know..."

"'5th September 200Y, Robert of the Rodrigue Family has been officially crowned as king the fallen child officially becoming princess the search has been concluded 2 years later after the whole table of the Kingdom came to one awful conclusion:"

"'The child has fallen in the devil's pit of Mt. Ebbot'"

"Exactly"

"wow...ok that was...unexpected...where--" 

"One of the books I read had something about it. Your father IS the king after all. I like reading a lot so it isn't surprising I also learned a bit about the 'legends' about the monster race. It was a nice book"

It was impressive they remembered all of that. "so name? anything? Why did you fall? Info?" The air was getting chilly again...This human was scarier than Chara and that meant a LOT. "classified...got it?" "Y-yeah excuse Chara for asking" They were both mortified... The human only smiled and then they came to a halt. Toriel's already? They didn't even save anywhere like the other kids who kept dying and resetting driving anyone aware of those resets insane just like them. They didn't seem to need to. But as Flowey glanced at the star it turned red for a second...Did they just save from afar?! Peculiar and more peculiar. He didn't know if he was supposed to be scared anymore but he never actually met anyone capable of being nice like that even with Chara's murderous whispers and glances. He can't deny that both he and his sister are starting to take a liking to the human here. Who knows what will come next?