vmin, a kiss out of spite
"What's so special about 95-line?" Hoseok grumbles at his phone. "How come yesterday wasn't 94-line day?"
Jimin gasps—on purpose, to be theatrical, but he feels it, too. "What do you mean, what's so special about 95-line?"
He points at Taehyung's face (Taehyung blinks at his finger) until Hoseok looks up from his phone and sees, and then sits back and crosses his arms, satisfied with how thoroughly he won that argument.
"I'm just saying, September 4 could have been 94-line day," Hoseok says. He points at Namjoon's face, which is admittedly a strong rebuttal.
"Everyone can't get a day," Jimin says. "95-line is special."
"Every line could get a day," Yoongi says reasonably, "There are plenty of days," at the same time Jungkook says, "97-line is special. We have Yugyeom."
"We know," say Jin, Yoongi, and Namjoon at once.
Jimin is disgusted, and makes a noise to show it. "You think you have what we have?" He scoots up the couch to put his arm around Taehyung's shoulders. Taehyung pats his knee. "I would murder any of you for Taehyung, I want you to know that."
"Any of us would murder you for Taehyung, too," Yoongi says in a tone of warm assurance.
"Aww, hyung," Taehyung says. He must feel Jimin's rage, though, because he turns in and puts his arm around Jimin's waist. "It's okay," he says. "We don't need them to understand."
"Yeah," Jimin says hotly, and then—well, time skips or something, Jimin is too full of the power of the 95 line and being correct to keep each moment in order after one before, and Taehyung's mouth is just right there and it belongs specially to Jimin, it does. Jimin comes back to awareness already smacking his lips against it.
Taehyung gapes at him as he pulls away.
"All right," Hoseok says dryly. "You win."
"I'm texting Yugyeom," Jungkook says.