Dorks and Punks

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Dorks and Punks
Summary
Maxine Caulfield is a photographer, a secret lesbian, a member of Vortex - albeit only because Victoria could only ignore how nice she was for so long - and, most of all, the world's biggest dork.And Chloe adores her, even before they ever meet.Which takes a while, considering they met because Max texted the wrong number.
Note
Credit to Dontnod Entertainment and Square Enix.
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Insomniac

good morning, max

 

Is it?

 

geez

 

tamp down on the angst a little

 

Right.

 

Sorry.

 

no problem

 

whats got you so down anyway?

 

Y’know.

 

The usual.

 

i dont know what the usual is for you, so…

 

elaborate?

 

Just

 

People. Work. Assignments. Classes.

 

oh yeah, happy monday

 

Yep. Hooray. The ecstasy.

 

ive actually got work in, like, three hours

 

oh, and you should probably tell me when im allowed to text you

 

i dont want you to suddenly get a text in the middle of class

 

Uh

 

Sundays, most of Saturday, and from 2-5 and past 8 every weekday

 

8?!

 

you end classes at 8?!

 

...Yes?

 

I mean, we get to get up pretty late, and that three hour break ain’t cheap.

 

And Blackwell Academy isn’t exactly full of normality.

 

and you have classes on saturday?!

 

this school is evil, dude

 

There just isn’t enough time on weekdays to get it in there, and I chose to attend it, so…

 

how much extra work do you do?

 

you are burning this candle at both ends pretty damn quick

 

I really don’t have *that* much.

 

I’m just not as good at coping with it.

 

dude, youre attending extra classes and pulling three+ all nighters in a row

 

thats a lot

 

and what do you mean you arent coping well?

 

That part was sarcasm.

 

Maybe I should preface all my witticisms with (sarcasm).

 

did you just unironically use the term witticisms?

 

It’s a good word!

 

you are such a dork

 

I’m really not that much of a dork.

 

You should see Warren.

 

do you have a book on your desk right now?

 

 

i rest my case

 

That proves nothing!

 

what book is it?

 

The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith

 

ok, ive never heard of it, but that sounds like a dork book to me

 

...Yeah, it ain’t exactly light reading.

 

It is fascinating, though!

 

The main concept that Smith is trying to get across is that what’s good for the individual is also what will help the collective. It’s the driving philosophy behind capitalism - that people working in their own self-interest in business will end up helping the whole, because if someone beings working in a way that isn’t beneficial to the average person, then someone else will swoop under and steal his spot on the market. It’s what prevents monopolies, basically, unless one company is so good for the general public that it just can’t be matched - in which case, as far as Smith is concerned, all the better!

 

did you just give me a fucking economics crash course for dummies?

 

...No.

 

you are such a dork

 

...Okay, fine, I’m a dork.

 

I’m sorry for being so damn uncool.

 

woah!

 

i didnt mean it as an insult!

 

its cool

 

i like having a smart friend

 

oh

 

Thanks, then.

 

...Sorry.

 

its fine

 

you apologize a lot, huh?

 

Only because I’m so rude.

 

I really am sorry. I’m just in a bit of a bad mood.

 

its fine

 

we all have those days

 

Heh.

 

Yeah.

 

Thanks.

 

you wanna

 

talk about it?

 

I would, but there really isn’t much to talk about.

 

Same shit as always.

 

Assignments, anxieties, nosebleeds, insomnia.

 

The usual.

 

youre an insomniac?

 

Uh.

 

Yeah.

 

...I guess I should’ve mentioned that when we were talking about health problems, huh?

 

maybe, but its fine

 

its not like i can do much to help you, anyway

 

You already are.

 

oh

 

really?

 

Yeah.

 

I mean

 

you text me when I’m up at night, just staring at the ceiling and wishing I could sleep.

 

You distract me.

 

It helps.

 

oh

 

Thanks, by the way.

 

dont thank me

 

its my pleasure

 

You’re too nice for your own good, punk.

 

i try, dork

 

oh shit.

 

im late for class gtg ttyl

 

hah, i made you late

 

ttyl, max

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