Groggy
(Friday, 3:23 P.M)
Good afternoon, friend.
good evening, friend
fancy seeing you here
Yes, I am quite fancy, and I am here.
are you?
Fancy, or here?
fancy
Nope. Not even a little.
I’m wearing a hoodie right now, and I haven’t slept in four days.
ok, you really need to get some sleep dork
like, REALLY need to
I’m fine.
I’ve had worse.
that isnt reassuring
you need sleep, dude
catch some zs already
I can’t.
Too much to do.
jeez, how hard is dork school?
Very.
Very hard.
And there’s a competition coming up.
And I still need to get this essay done.
And my math homework hasn’t been touched and it’s due tomorrow.
woah
uh
ok
but still
surely you can do something
Yes, I can.
Get this work done.
i mean surely you can find a way to get some sleep
No.
Too much to do.
Sleep is wasted time.
And there isn’t any time to waste.
you cant just burn yourself out, dude
if you just keep pushing on a tank of empty gas,
youll crash
That was
actually quite clever.
im hurt by your surprised text tone
Suck it up.
And I won’t crash.
I can’t crash.
pretty sure ‘not being able’ to crash wont stop it
I’ll stop the crash through sheer force of will, then.
that is how people end up either dead or failing because they tried to do too much at once
i dont want you to get hurt pushing yourself so hard
Stop it.
stop what?
Don’t even.
You know what you’re doing.
Don’t guilt-trip me into listening to you by being nice.
Kate’s already tried that, and she had an adorable pair of puppy-dog eyes on her side.
I will not bow to you.
then why are you trying so hard to get me to stop?
if you can just ignore it, surely i can keep trying
I
Shuttup.
pwetty pwease?
i dont want my new fweind getting huwt
please, friend? :,(
NO
YOU CANT USE EMOJIS AGAINST ME
THATS CHEATING
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
STOPPIT
o(╥﹏╥)o
FINE
I’ll get some sleep
just
please
stop making me imagine you crying
i cant take it
:)
oh my god my heart
thats too adorable
i cant
consider this the only time i find the use of emojis acceptable
You still cheated
I call cheats
it doesnt matter as long as you get some sleep, dork friend
I’ll just take a quick nap
An hour, tops
I really do need to get some work done, and I have classes at 5
thats enough for now
thanks
Don’t.
Don’t thank me.
You’ll make me
…?
nevermind
just
dont
...ok?
weirdo
Yep.
I am.
I’m gonna take that nap now.
sweet dreams
I wish Thanks, punk.
(Saturday, 1:39 A.M)
PUNK
GET YOUR ASS TO THE PHONE NOW
urg
wat
I SLEPT OVER 10 FUCKING HOURS
VICTORIA TURNED MY ALARM OFF
its 2 erly 4 dis
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?!??!
10. HOURS.
I MISSED ALL MY CLASSES
MY SPOTLESS RECORD IS FUCKING RUINED
NONE OF MY ASSIGNMENTS ARE READY
I HAVE FIVE HOURS TO FINISH 2 DAYS WORTH OF WORK
AND IT’S ALL
YOUR
FAULT!!!!!
woah
geez
sory
SORRY?!!
YOU THINK FUCKING *SORRY* IS GONNA FIX THIS?!
i didnt mean 4 dis 2 hapen
i was jus woried about u
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
STOP BEING NICE
AND JUST
just
stop
Just stop.
Just
Shuttup
And let me be mad at you
Stop being so
nice.
i
ok
ill shuttup
No!
Youre still being too nice!
Youre just
Just
cool
and you need to stop it so i can be properly mad at you
just act like Victoria did when I cussed her out
Be all self-righteous until you realized how much work you cost me
And *then* be sorry
so i can be mad right
stop being so cute nice.
i cant
because i realy am sory
i didnt mean 4 this 2 hapen
oh
and im doing spelling errors
sorry
still a little groggy
I
Shit.
Youve ruined this.
Im sorry
Im not even really mad at you so much as im mad at myself
i just didnt want you to be right
but i cant even be properly mad at you for being right
because i feel like a person for the first time in weeks
so im just mad at myself
but i cant scream at myself
so what do i do?
break shit?
that usually works for me
Heh
I cant really break anything in this shitty dorm
All of it is irreplaceable
well you could get really high
Okay, first of all, I don’t do drugs,
And second, I am not lighting up in my room.
fair
well then
id say take this opportunity to do all the normal morning shit,
brushing your teeth and showering and all that,
and then looking at those assignments and seeing if you can just straight up not do some of them
that way, you can get a decent grade on the ones you actually need to do
and skip the rest
That
Is quite a sensible suggestion.
im just a fountain of sensibility
Whatever you say, Punk.
Whatever you say.