Hooray
It has been twelve hours and I’m starting to grow concerned.
why?
Oh thank god
You’re not dead.
your concern is touching, but unnecessary
ive done loads of arson
Still not reassuring, Punk.
are you telling me you arent reassured?
stoner friend would be super reassured
Well
Sorry I’m not as carefree as stoner friend.
i
didnt mean for it to come across like that
i just meant you dont have to worry about me
Uh
Can’t help but point out that you doing MORE arson is hardly going to make me less worried about you.
but i wont mess it up, so you dont have to worry!
im a professional
I don’t think you can be a professional arsonist.
Setting things on fire isn’t exactly a service many would pay for.
Plus - every criminal makes a mistake.
It’s like, cop 101.
please
they only say that so they look more competent
i would never make a mistake
...Aren’t you a stoner?
yes
Okay.
what relevance does that have?
None at all, punk.
None at all.
for some reason i dont believe you
Well, that sounds like a you problem.
wait
youve slept, right?
of course
like i would pull four all-nighters in a row
that was a quick response
Well, just didn’t want to keep you waiting.
You deserve to have my beautiful text on you phone.
you dont have to lie to me
you can tell me if you didnt sleep
I’m not lying.
how much sleep did you get?
Eight hours
that *wasnt* a quick response
What do you want? Me to be on rapid-fire response duty constantly?
ok, geez!
sorry
It’s
Fine.
It’s fine.
I have a project to finish up.
I just wanted to make sure you didn’t die.
oh
well, i didnt
so hooray
Yep.
Hooray.
Goodbye.
ttyl