why is the climbing wall on fire ???
THIRD PERSON POV / VIEWING DAVE
Dave didn’t know why they were here. What did he know? This screwed up a whole bunch of shit. He looked up and scanned their surroundings. Next to him sat Karkat, his matesprit/kismesis. Karkat was grumbling and looking around for a place to eat. They were on a road in the middle of the day, next to a few hills and a beach. Dave got up, and started rising in the air to get a better view over the hills. Wait, what the fuck is that? It looked like a summer camp from afar, but he swore that climbing wall was on fire. Oh well, they could check it out anyway. Dave looked down at Karkat, who was looking up at him with his middle fingers up. He wished he had never shown Karkat that. Sighing, he looked up at the sky before going back down. “You fucking bastard show off, what were you even doing?” Karkat asked, teeth bared in a frustrated expression. Dave snorted. “I was checking in a more efficient way for life around this fucking place. We’re obviously in a different universe or some shit, otherwise Earth would be a huge fuckin desert,” Dave said, exasperated.
“Whatever, did you find anything? I’m so hungry I could eat your disgusting Earth food,” Karkat asked again, admitting defeat in his own way. “Oh yeah, found what I think is a fucked up summer camp. They’ll have food, and maybe they won’t find you weird, since their fucking climbing wall looks like it’s on fire for some fucking reason,” Dave grinned, “I’ll push you in there and I finally won’t have to deal with your bitching! I think I’ll like this place.” Karkat shot him a menacing look, before rubbing his head and saying “I still can’t get over your Earth seasons, but whatever the fuck,” and started off in the direction Dave has pointed out when talking.
“Oh come on, it’ll be easier THIS way!” Dave whooped, picking up a spluttering Karkat, and flying off, cape billowing behind.