Falsettos one shots

His mobile phone ringing through the house was unexpected for ten pm on a weekend. Marvin sat on the sofa with his wife in the living room, their son asleep on her lap, the dog on marvin’s feet. He knew something was up as soon as he heard the ring tone. The specific ringtone he used for work.

“This is Feldman.”
“I’m sorry sir for bothering you but Whizzer Brown has escaped.”
“I’ll be right there.”

Marvin got up quickly, kissing Trina and he steppped accidentally on the dogs tail, who wined, waking Jason up in the process.

“Daddy, where are you going?”
“A bad man escaped, daddy has to find him.”

Trina lay Jason back down on the sofa and walked Marvin to the front door. “Who is it?”

He paused for a second,”Whizzer Brown.”

Trina rolled her eyes,” for gods sake Marvin, that means I won’t be seeing you for months.”

“If I go now, I’ll be right behind him love, I gotta go.”

He kissed her again and quickly got into his FBI issued car, speeding out of town to the large jail Brown had been incarcerated in. As he pulled up, flashing his badge at the large men with guns at the gate, he was buzzed through, parking his car and being met instantly by one of the agents he worked with.

“Griggs, what have we got?”
“I’ve seen the tapes, snuck out as a guard sir.”
“Do we know where he got the uniform?”
“No sir must have made it, or had someone on the inside-“
“Doubt it, do we know where it was hidden?”
“Toilets, only place without cameras, he must’ve had inmates in on it too so they didn’t snitch.”

They entered the large concrete building and instantly were bombarded by the junior agents. “Alright everyone, who can tell me what vehicle he used to escape?” He addressed the crowd, “anyone?” He was met with silence and sighed in frustration,” where’s Diana?”

“Here sir” She said as she entered,” Brown hotwired a Jeep from one of the visitors, there’s less security during visiting hours, we’re running the plates now.”

“See you Harvard phonies, that’s how you all do your job. Don’t let Diana’s tits fool you, she has bigger balls than all of you combined.” He began to walk down the hall, following one of the guards and soon stopped as he reached Whizzer Browns cell, putting on gloves and going inside. The cell was neat, one wall filled with stereotypical tally marks, and Marvin brushed over them,” why did he do this? He only had two weeks left.”

Diana stepped in after him, fiddling through the books on the small shelf,” maybe a girl?”

“He’s gay.”

“Maybe a guy?”

“I never found out about any guy, there were a couple, but not any he was in a relationship with.” Marvin moved a large canvas out of the way and found a large air vent with loose screws.” Diana, look at this!” Inside were a couple of flyers, each of them from the same place in New York and a couple of paintings.

“What’ve you got boss?”

“Some flyers, I bet he’s here.” Marvin picked up one of the paintings, a perfect forgery of a Gustav Klimt piece ,” have you seen his forgery’s? This is perfect!” Marvin hated to admit it, but he actually admired Whizzer Browns artistic skills very highly.

“Yeah, I wrote my thesis on him at Quantico.”

“Okay, lets head out. Harvard idiots, check the security footage, how did he sneak out unrecognised? Griggs, Diana, you guys come with me.”

They drove through the city, following the directions to an old, empty art gallery in the middle of the upper east side. They had the building surrounded and Marvin made sure that no one would enter except for him.

“What if he’s armed boss!” Diana asked him, fastening his bullet proof vest.

“He won’t be.”
“How do you know?”
“I tracked him for seven years. I know everything about him. He can’t surprise me.”

He slowly opened the door, gun still in holster and walked through the echoing white room. “Brown.” He called out, the name bouncing through the building, out of the corner of his eye he saw a foot, and walked slowly in that direction. “Whizzer, My gun is holstered.”

“I know.” Marvin rounded the pillar to see the man he had hunted for years, still as sleek as ever, wearing his White shirt and blue suit trousers that went well with his eyes. In his hand was a bottle of red wine, almost empty, and he offered it out to Marvin.” Want some?”

“I don’t drink on the job.” He replied, sitting opposite him on the concrete floor.

“You’re wearing your lucky suit again.”
“How do you know it’s lucky?”
“Because that’s what you wore the last time you caught me.” He said, smiling as he took another swig of wine.

“Why’d you escape. You only had two weeks left?”
“My mom died three weeks ago, I started to plan my escape so I could go to her funeral.”

Marvin sighed,” I’m sorry for your loss, I know you two were close.”

“The same way I know you’re not close to your parents.”

Marvin ignored his comment, continuing,” but you know there are legal channels you can go through.”

Whizzer smiled solemnly, reaching over to Marvin’s suit jacket and picking off something from the sleeve. “You’ve been working a case almost as hard as mine recently, haven’t you.”

“How’d you know?”

“Because you didn’t know I’d escaped until a couple of hours ago, you were already wearing the suit this morning working another case, hoping to get lucky-“ he waved the tiny piece of a computer chip in front of Marvins face ,” this was on your Jacket.” He continued “ I know what this is.”

“What is it.” Marvin asked curiously.

“No sweetie, it doesn’t work like that.” Whizzer replied, pressing the chip into Marvin’s palm, “there are two things I want. One today as collateral, and one if I’m right.”

Marvin’s jaw was set hard, angry. He had been working this case for months, and had no new leads until today, which blew up, leaving tiny chunks of the computer chips everywhere. “I’ll see what I can do.”

“This is a yes or no offer.” Whizzer replied smoothly.

“How do I know you’re not trying to trick me, you are a con artist-“
“- alleged con artist! You got me on forgery” Whizzer butted in “oh well, guess you don’t want my help after all.”

Marvin hated himself for what he was about to ask.

“What are the favours?”

Whizzer smirked,” you have sex with me.”
“I’m sorry what?”
“You heard me.”
“But I have a wife and-“
“I know, I send her birthday cards every year, we once had tea before she knew it was me and number two, you arrange a little meeting with me after you’ve closed the case.”

Marvin stared at Whizzer. “Why the fuck would I want to have sex with you?” He asked.

“Oh Marv-“
“Don’t call me that.”
“I’m sorry, Agent Feldman, but we both know you aren’t straight.”

Marvin’s mouth opened in a fish gape and he shut it again,” oh my god, I am actually considering cheating on my wife for a case.”

“See. You wouldn’t even be thinking about it if you weren’t at least bi.”

“I’m straight! I have a wife and son who I both love…”

Whizzer put his hand on Marvin’s neck, entangling his fingers in the scruffy, unkempt hair before pulling Marvin close. They were so close that their noses were touching and Marvin’s eyes kept flitting down to Whizzers lips. “Sweetie, we both know you wanna fuck me, so why not do it for something you need?” Whizzer whispered and suddenly their lips clashed together in sweet, passionate kisses that made Marvin feel weak and giddy, whizzer occasionally biting at Marvin’s lower lip to make him moan, before pulling away as If nothing had happened. After Marvin had time to comprehend what had happened, he put out his fingers, gently tracing Whizzers lips.

“How are your lips so soft?”
“Lush lip scrub.”

Marvin laughed, his eyes crinkling “why do you want to have sex with me, you’re gorgeous?” He asked, honestly.

A mischievous look crossed Whizzers face,” what’s the fun in me answering that?” He laughed,” so. What’ll it be?”