A Collection of One-Shots

Parks and Recreation
F/F
F/M
G
A Collection of One-Shots
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Pillow Fight

Andy's dreaming of Burt Macklin catching the Zodiac Killer when he feels himself being pelted with things.

He wakes up to find April shooting marshmallows in his face, which he's not even mad about because that's such an awesome way to wake up.

Andy grins at her evilly, opening and closing his eyes multiple times to fully wake himself up and overcome the faint dizziness. He grabs a pillow from under him and holds it against him, both to threaten her and to shield himself.

April's eyes light up with a rare excitement that surprisingly wasn't so rare whenever she was with him.

He tosses the pillow at her, whacking her in the face. April stumbles backward, pushing the pillow away from her face while laughing and trying to balance herself, an unsuccessful mission.

She grabs another pillow and hurls it at him. It hits him in the stomach. Andy yelps in surprise but quickly picks himself back up and dodges another pillow coming his way.

He's flinging another pillow at her when he hears a noise outside the bedroom. A groan and footsteps.

Ah, Ben's awake.

Awesome, someone to torment. Andy grabs the marshmallow shooter and a pillow.

They open the door quietly and can see him plainly putting something together in the kitchen.

His back is facing them; a perfect position for a sneak attack. Andy hands the pillow to April, choosing to make the marshmallow shooter his main weapon while his wife focused on the other.

Ben yelps as the marshmallow hits his head, and is knocked to the ground by a pillow strategically hitting the back of his knees.

"Guys, what the―

"Good morning," April smiles evilly once again.

"Shouldn't you guys be getting ready for work?" Ben asks, a hand jutting out in front of himself protectively.

"Oh, yeah! Babe, we forgot about that!" Andy slaps his forehead in realization.

"How do you― you know what, I don't want to know. I gotta go," Ben says.

He approaches the front door, squatting to pick up the pillow that had mysteriously ended up behind it. Turning around, he throws the pillow at the both of them, which knocks an unsuspecting Andy off his feet.

Ben opens the door and closes it with a smirk on his face and April and Andy speechless behind him.

"That... was awesome!" Andy says.

April kisses him and he forgets the entire incident, losing all remotely coherent thought.

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