Two Thoughts
As Andy drives to the vacation house he and April were meant to spend their honeymoon in, two thoughts come to him.
One, he's married! That's crazy, right?
And two, he's totally lost. He's supposed to turn right, right?
"Uh, Andy?" April says. He can hear the smile in her voice. Wait, is that a thing? You can hear a smile? Well, he can sometimes taste pizza just from the smell of it, but that's only when he's really hungry... and in need of some dangerously high amounts of pizza, which, by the way, is pretty often.
"Yeah?"
"I think you're supposed to turn left." She says, trying to hide her giggle.
"You're so smart, how did you know?"
"That's what it says on the GPS." April smirks at him.
Andy chuckles and turns around.
"I'm bored." April says, annoyed.
Andy glances at the GPS. "I don't understand this at all, but I think we're almost there."
He drives in silence for a few minutes before she pipes up again.
"What'll we do when we get there?" April says, staring out the car window.
It's Andy's turn to smirk now. "Well," he says, "I can think of a few things."
April whips her head around to look at him and feigns a groan. "Ew, stop." She fails at containing her amusement and starts laughing.
He doesn't say anything more; he just takes her hand as they continue driving into the unknown.