cause god knows i fall in love just a little (oh, a little bit)

Criminal Minds (US TV)
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cause god knows i fall in love just a little (oh, a little bit)
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a series of answered ship prompts from my criminal minds sideblog.ask here, either with a blog or on anon! am not sure if/when i'll get around, but who knows! will keep this uncompleted for a bit. accepting mostly sapphic ships since i'm most comfortable with those, but i'll try my hand at others as well.--> https://ssa-lesbian.tumblr.com/post/625911245330169856/send-me-a-ship-and-a-number-and-ill-tell-younot accepting: hotchreid, jeid, anyone with gideon or rossi. will add as they come (oops)
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(g) jemily // who is the better cook?

jemily // who is the better cook?

so by theory (BY THEORY!!), emily is the better cook. she grew up with like three cooks and six nannies, she’s watched them cook and talk about food, she KNOWS how many teaspoons you have to use, how much seasoning to use for extra effect, she knows. she knows how to cook like one knows how to write code except they’ve never written code.

she cannot cook to save her damn life. either it’s underseasoned or overseasoned, raw or burned, and it’s just no, she wouldn’t wish this on anyone.

jj, on the other hand, has been cooking for herself since her late teens, throughout college, as an adult, she cooked for two young boys-- yeah, she knows how to cook. and it usually tastes good! granted, it’s catered to her own taste, aka she doesn’t care much, but at least it’s edible. unlike whatever comes off of emily’s stove, everyone can eat it.

(they usually get takeout anyways.)

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