dazai's baby + two dumb bitches
dazai added three people to the chat!
dazai renamed the chat ''dazai's babies >:)"
dazai: yeah yeah yeah
chuuya: DAZAIS W H A T
chuuya: no absolutely not
akutagawa: ...dazai, are you high?
chuuya: i am not dazais ANYTHING fuck this
dazai: :((((( yall r SO MEAN TO ME
dazai renamed the chat 'dazai's baby and two dumb bitches'
dazai: better ^^
chuuya: I HATE YOU
dazai: where is my baby!!! atsushiiiiiiiiiiiiii
akutagawa: why are you calling him that.
chuuya: well i mean... he kinda is baby
dazai: @atsushi
dazai: @atsushi
dazai: @atsushi
dazai: @atsushi
dazai: @atsushi
chuuya: STOP SPAMMING YOU FUCKING BANDAGED BITCH HES PROBABLY IGNORING YOUR DUMB ASS
dazai: no!
dazai: @atsushi
dazai: @atsushi
atsushi: oh sorry what
dazai: ATSUSHI BABY
atsushi: hi dazai!
akutagawa: what. is going on.
atsushi: i don't know either @dazai why did u need me?
chuuya: scroll up kid
atsushi: oh okay
atsushi: LMAO aku he called you a dumb bitch
akutagawa: and you called me WHAT
dazai: hey i called chuuya a dumb bitch too!
atsushi: stfu eyebrowless loser your name is too long and also! chuuya is actually cool so i won't laugh at him
chuuya: i love you omg
akutagawa: i will kill you if you call me aku again.
dazai: no you wont
chuuya: no you won't
atsushi: no u won't
akutagawa: shut the fuck up.
chuuya: anyway lmao atsushi does he normally call you baby bc you don't seem phased
atsushi: oh haha yeah he does!!! recently he started calling me lots of pet names but i like it :3
chuuya: that's fuckin adorable.
chuuya: NOT dazai he is not adorable
chuuya: but atsushi? you're fuckin adorable kid
atsushi: ksnsjanzbs nooooo i'm not
dazai: YES TOU ARE YOURE SO PRECIOUS AND BABIE AND ADORABLE AND WKDISIDJS WVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD
akutagawa: disgusting.
atsushi: stfu you're just jealous
akutagawa: i am not.
dazai: u sure
chuuya: okay so i get why you called atsushi baby but WHAT ABOUT US and please never do it again thanks
dazai: bc i wanted to silly hatrack! what u dont like it??!?!?!??
chuuya: no i dont like YOU
dazai: rude ): i just love y'all
dazai: that was gross i take it back i hate the chibi UGH disgusting words!!!!
chuuya: yeah dont do that lmao
akutagawa: you don't need to lie, dazai.
dazai: what ? about hating chibi? not a lie!
akutagawa: no, not that.
dazai: huh
dazai: ah shit
atsushi: wait wait
chuuya: ffs
akutagawa: it's getting late. goodnight.
dazai: wait aku come back
dazai: ahhhehjansj ANYWAY i made this chat bc the other one has so many ppl that its hard to talk sometimes!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah !!!!!!!!!!!
atsushi: good idea dazai <3
dazai: thank u baby
chuuya: yeah thats valid
dazai: osksjsj yeah haha goodnight!!1!3!2918291!/&2
atsushi: gn!
chuuya: yea
private chat: dazai and chuuya!
chuuya: talk to him dazai
dazai: talk to who! idk what youre talking abt!
chuuya: yes you fucking do
chuuya: stop playing dumb and talk to the poor kid
chuuya: i know you care about akutagawa and so does atsushi. fucking apologize to him already because hes hurting and youre hurting and im tired of it
chuuya: he really doesnt believe that you care for him at all
dazai: chuuya
dazai: i don't know how
chuuya: talk to him.
dazai: i want to i just
dazai: what if i end up hurting him even more?
chuuya: do you trust me?
dazai: you know i do.
chuuya: then listen to me. itll be okay mackerel
dazai: yeah
dazai: yeah okay
chuuya: thank you.
private chat: atsushi and akutagawa!
atsushi: hey are u okay?
akutagawa: i'm fine jinko.
atsushi: are u sure? i mean i know u are gonna say u are anyway but i'm worried now
akutagawa: it doesn't matter. i'll never be enough for him and it's fine.
atsushi: that's really not true aku
atsushi: why don't u see that? u are more than enough and that includes for him too, but u don't NEED to be enough for dazai
atsushi: u are enough as it is.
akutagawa: goodnight.
atsushi: think about it okay? goodnight