Naruto one-shots

"Shikamaru?" Temari said, softly opening the door to his house. She had just arrived in leaf village on a mission to deliver some scrolls to the new Hokage, Kakashi-san.

So, after she had done her job, she was strolling through the streets, enjoying the familiar scenario, walking her way towards Shikamaru's house, a rosy blush adorning her cheeks. God, just thinking about him made her weak in the knees. During her chunin exams when Temari had fought with Shikamaru, if someone had asked her that she would grow up to make love to him someday, she would have scoffed at that comment and advised that person to attend a mental hospital and get himself/herself checked. But now, all it took was one glance from Shikamaru to make wet heat pool between her knees.

On her way, she had met Shikamaru's parents who were visiting the shrine, meaning that he was alone in his house and she got excited at that, 'Calm down, Temari, calm down, nothing is going to happen. You are only going to catch up with him. You have to leave for Sunagakure after some time anyway.' she thought to herself, trying to pacify her racing heart.

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Shikamaru heard a soft voice call out for him. Temari. His heart constricted in his chest. It had been so long since he had last seen her, 4 months at least, or maybe even more, he had already lost track. It was a drag, counting the number of days until he would see his kunoichi again, especially when he didn't know when she would come to visit him. and it was not like counting the days as they passed by would make her arrive early. He got up from arranging the shogi pieces from the match that he had just played with his father before he had gone out to visit the shrine, to welcome her. But before he could make himself appear, an idea crept up into his mind.

'Man, what has happened to me,' Shikamaru mused to himself, embarrassed at the idea that he had conjured up in his mind. He had never really considered himself to be a pervert, leave that to the current Hokage and his student-cum Hokage in line. But Temari had changed him. Feelings he had never thought that he could experience had started erupting in his heart all at once. Love, compassion, care, tenderness, admiration, attachment all towards a woman with whom a fight had been a drag at first. But now, Shikamaru looked forward to spending time with her, he would never say it out loud though, there was no need to boost his girlfriend's already inflated ego.

He heard the door close, meaning that Temari was inside. He slowly creeped out of his room, trying to erase his presence as much as he could. He then hid behind the door of the main room, where he was sure Temari would check first. As he had predicted, he heard her calling out to him again.

"Shikamaru?" a little louder this time.

God, the things she does to him, her mere voice a turn-on for Shikamaru.

He folded his hands in his trademark jutsu sign and when felt his shadow connecting with hers, he emerged.

"Shadow possession, complete," he said, totally surprising Temari who jumped behind in shock but found it even more unexpected when she couldn't. Then she saw Shikamaru and her shadow connected and that's when everything started to go downhill. She was angry, not even angry, she was furious.

How dare he!!!!!!!!!!

"Nara Shikamaru," she said, her voice, stern.

"Release your jutsu immediately," she shouted, stomping her foot down hard on the wooden floor.

"And what if I don't." he countered, holding back a smirk. Things were about to get too interesting, he thought.

"Don't you feel even a bit ashamed Nara Shikamaru, using your jutsu on your very own girlfriend!!" she exclaimed, pink marking her cheeks. She looked adorable, Shikamaru noted.

"No, I don't," She said, simply, finally chuckling to himself.

"And even if I did, this is getting more and more entertaining as time is passing Temari."

"Urgh, you're impossible. Unhand me SHIKAMARU!!!" she roared, very loudly, trying to thrash her hands around, but failing very badly while Shikamaru just laughed at her antics.

Temari was trapped. There was no way she could move. All she could do was scream insults and curses at him, as much as she could. And that is what she did. Yelling all sorts of names at him until her throat was hoarse from all that noise while Shikamaru just stood there, waiting patiently for Temari's rant to finish.

To be honest, it was a drag, waiting for her to yell herself dry, but it was necessary to implement the next stage of his plan.

"Shikamaru, please," Temari said, panting hard.

Oh, so she now was starting to resort to pleasing methods, how different from how she usually was, Shikamaru remarked.

"Please, I will do anything you tell me to do if you release this. Please Shikamaru, pleaaasssseeeeee!!!!" she implored, making her voice all soft and girly and Shikamaru sighed.

"It is not going to work Temari, give it up," he said, breathing again loudly.

"YOU. ARE. IMPOSSIBLE." she stated after a few seconds of pin-drop silence.

"Tell me something I don't already know."

"Urghh."

'Yosh, everything was set' Shikamaru decided, now it was time to surprise his lover even more.

Shikamaru shifted himself into a position where he was sitting down on his knees, in that stance where children are told to sit as a chicken does as a punishment.

As expected, Temari had to copy everything that Shikamaru was doing, so she also had to sit in that awkward position.

Almighty, Temari had never been this humiliated in her entire life. And that too, her very own boyfriend was making her do all that. She started shouting and yelling again.

"I must say that I am quite surprised by how much your voice box can handle Temari," Shikamaru commented, clearly relishing the whole ordeal.

"Oh, you have no idea what I can do Shikamaru," Temari retorted back, blowing on a strand of hair that had escaped her bun to land on her face.

Unfortunately, Shikamaru's mind took this is a very different way and he soon found himself hardening below as he reddened furiously.

Unlike Shikamaru, Temari did not realise her choice of words and started threatening him again-

"Things I will do to Nara Shikamaru, once you release me, I swear you will so regret messing with me." Her words only worked as a fuel to the already raging fire inside Shikamaru that had pooled on the lower part of his belly.

Shikamaru was now so turned on that he even contemplated releasing her so that he could just go and ravish her, but his perverted mind had other plans.

"I especially took permission from Gaara to stay at Konoha after delivering the scrolls so that I could spend some time with you and this is what I get! If I had known you would do something like this, I would've left already." she huffed, turning sweaty, her limbs aching from sitting in that position for so long.

Shikamaru did not reply, only irritating Temari more.

He then stood up, Temari following his actions much to her dismay and then he groped at the air in front of his chest. While in Temari's case, she had to fumble at her breasts.

'That rascal,' Temari thought as she bit down a moan along with a giggle.

Shikamaru then poked the air in front of him where Temari's nipples were supposed to be.

'Oh my god,' Temari was horrified at what Shikamaru was making her do. He was making her grope and caress her breast, and that too in front of him.

The situation was downright embarrassing as well as hilarious for Temari. One one side, she was appalled at pleasuring herself in front of her boyfriend and on the other hand, seeing Shikamaru moves his hands as if he was caressing the wind around him was too hilarious for Temari.

She started laughing, moaning in between when Shikamaru made her roll her nipples between her fingers and pull at it.

Shikamaru was confused, why was Temari laughing? But then he saw himself, what his hands were doing as crimson settled upon his cheeks.

But then he saw Temari laughing, her nipples erect, pushing through her shinobi gear and saw her rosy cheeks and Shikamaru couldn't hold it in anymore. He was getting tired from holding the shadow possession for too long anyway.

He immediately released his jutsu and without giving Temari any time to respond pinned her against the nearest wall and smashed his lips upon hers, swallowing whatever she was about to say.

Temari did not respond for a few moments and even tried pushing Shikamaru back in a half-hearted attempt but when he held her face in his very warm palms and kissed her less intensively and more tenderly, but equally passionately, Temari melted and was sure that she would have fallen if Shikamaru hadn't circled his hands around her waist to support her.

They had severely missed each other, they knew, words weren't necessary at this point now.

Shikamaru then again went back at being rough with her. His hands wandered around her curves, cupping her breast as Temari let out a strangled moan.

Good god, Shikamaru's hands felt so much better than hers ever did. He then kissed along her jaw, nipping at her sweet spot on her neck which always made her go limp while his other hand sneaked underneath her skirt to cup her over her underwear, a lone finger already slipping inside her slick folds.

"I wonder what has already made you so wet, Temari," Shikamaru purred as his thumb circled her clitoris as his mouth went to suck at his breast, over her shinobi gear.

Temari went slack against his arms. It had been too long, they had gone without this pleasure for far too long. Temari wrapped her hands around his neck and her legs around his waist as she brought back Shikamaru's lips upon her own while Shikamaru led her towards his bedroom.

"Show me what you were going to do to me Temari," he whispered huskily in her ear, hoisting her legs above his shoulders, nipping at the skin that wasn't covered by her fishnet tights on her thighs, leaving hickeys while Temari could only let out a groan, her mind, body already had been consumed by Shikamaru's touch.

Shikamaru then went on doing what he had wanted to do the moment he had heard her soft voice call him as he thanked God that his parents weren't at home.